Spongebob

"Murder in Bikini Bottom"

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Spongebob.

Intro: Spongebob throws a party and when the power goes out is killed. Inspector Finnigan, Fin for short, comes to figure out whodunit.

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"Okay, well I'll start with you," he said pointing to Patrick.

"Me?" Patrick said.

"Yes, what's your name?"

"Patrick Star."

"Why were you here tonight."
"Because Spongebob's was throwing a party and he said he'd have lots of food."

"Ok, how long you known Spongebob."

"Forever."

"And you Spongebob are close?"

"Yes, we're best friends."

"Has done he done anything lately to make you mad?"

"Yea, he scared the hell out of me and made me pee in my pants."

"But nothing serious, right?"

"I guess not."

"Ok Patrick, how did you feel when you learned of Spongebob's death?"

"I felt sad."

"Do you realize you'll never see him again?"

"What are you talking about?"

"He's dead, that means he won't be able to talk to you anymore."

"What!"

"Ok, well it's pretty clear that you have the mind of a child and aren't really cut out for murder. But, that doesn't mean I could rule you out. What were you doing when the power went out?"

"I was going to the bathroom."

"Really? You have proof of that?"

Patrick turns around and shows Fin the back of his pants, which are covered in poop.

"Is that proof?"

"Yes, yes I believe it is."

"I'm I done?"

"Yea, I guess. Go get the squirrel."

"What's a squirrel?"

"Go get the girl."

"Oh, Sandy. Okay."

After a couple of minutes, no one had shown up. Fin went back out to the living room. He found all his suspects playing Twister.

"Right foot red," Mr. Krabs said.

"Krabs, I have two right legs!" Squidward exclaimed.

"Okay, well then put the right right leg on red."

"Excuse me!" Fin said.

"Yes?"

"I need to speak with the squirrel. I believe her name is Sandbox or something like that."

"It's Sandy. Hold on, let me whoop the suckers at Twister."

"It's really not the time, I mean your friend just died."

But while Fin was blabbing on, Sandy tickled Squidward and Patrick and caused them to fall.

"I win, you bunch of lollygaggers."

"What's a lollygagger?" Patrick asked, but Sandy was already gone.