Spongebob
"Murder in Bikini Bottom"
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Spongebob.
Intro: Spongebob throws a party and when the power goes out is killed. Inspector Finnigan, Fin for short, comes to figure out whodunit.
"Mr. Krabbs, why were you here tonight?"
"I got invited over to a party."
"I see. How long have you known Spongebob?"
"I've known the lad ever since he started working fer me. He was the best damn fry cook I had ever saw."
"Were you and Spongebob close to each other."
"Yeah, he worked right next to me office."
"I meant did you and Spongebob have a strong bond?"
"Oh. Of course we did."
"Has he done anything lately that made you want to hurt him."
"You betcha. He went and feed my money to a seahorse. I was angry as hell, mate."
"Yes…now how did you feel when you learned of Spongebob's death?"
"I knew I had to get me another fry cook so I can get me money."
"I need to ask you one last question Krabbs. What were you doing when the power went out?"
"I was counting me money."
"Really. Do you have proof of that?"
"How the hell am I supposed to show you proof."
"Show me the money."
"What?"
"Show me the money."
"No way man, you are not getting me money."
A penny popped out of his pocket and rolled on the floor.
"No! Me penny!"
"Mr. Krabbs dove on floor but the penny already fell down the heating vent."
"No!"
Mr. Krabbs started to cry.
"Mr. Krabbs, we are done here."
They both walked back into the living room where everyone was playing Jenga.
"Don't screw up Patrick," Squidward snickered.
Patrick was pulling out from the bottom and the whole thing fell to the floor. Patrick got really angry and threw all the pieces.
"Harharhar..Choke." Squidward stopped laughing.
"Ah…I need to speak with you next uhhhh oh yea, Squidturd Tennisballs I think it was."
"It's Squidward you idiot. Let's get this over with."