Spongebob
"Murder in Bikini Bottom"
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Spongebob.
Intro: Spongebob throws a party and when the power goes out is killed. Inspector Finnigan, Fin for short, comes to figure out whodunit.
"So, Mr. Tennnisballs-"
"It's Tentacles, you idiot!"
"So, Mr. Tentacles, why were you here tonight?"
"Honestly, I have no idea, Spongebob is the most annoying idiot I have ever had the unpleasure to work with. And I have to be his neighbor."
"How long have you known Spongebob?"
"Ever since he's been my neighbor."
"Are you and Spongebob close?"
"Are you kidding? I hate Spongebob, he is the stupidest idiot I have ever met."
"Has he done anything lately that has made you mad?"
"Everything he does makes me mad!"
"I see. Is that why you killed him Mr. Tentacles?"
"What? I did not kill Spongedork over here. Yeah, I hate his guts, but I did not murder Spongebob. I wish it were me that killed him, but I didn't!"
"Really. Then what were you doing when the power went out?"
"I was in the kitchen-"
"Aha! You were in the kitchen when Spongebob died! You did it!"
"No I didn't! I told you I did not kill Spongebob!"
"Tell it to the judge Mr."
"Wait, I saw something while I was in the kitchen. Maybe it was the killer!"
"Yeah right. You aren't going to get away with it this time Squidward!"
"What else have I done that I got away with?"
"I don't know! I just felt like saying that."
"Uh, sir."
"Yes Johnson?"
"We got the autopsy reports back and it seems like he choked on a snail ball."
"Well then, it seems like none of these party members were the murderer."
"See! I told you!"
Yes, well, I am sorry Squidward."
As they walked back into the living room they saw the party members playing Blackjack.
"Hit me." said Mr. Krabbs.
BAM!
"Ow! Patrick why the hell did you hit me?"
"Because, you told me to."
"That's not what I meant."
"You guys are free to go. None of you killed Spongebob."
Just then, the doorbell rang. Patrick ran to open the door.
"Meow."