Absolute chaos
A/N: This is another thing I made out of boredom. I'm easily bored… Well, I hope you enjoy the chaos…
(Sorry if it's in a bad story format…)
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Sasuke lost his job. One job on the list is the occupation of a barber. He fearfully entered the barber shop with a help-wanted sign.
He talked to the manager. "You shall become a barber if you can successfully cut this man's hair." The manager stated, pointing to a weird guy in a green jump suit and orange leg-warmers.
"Oh no…" Saskue groaned as he saw the man was… Rock Lee.
"My eyebrows need Shaving." Lee said. His eyebrows wiggled, and Sasuke was creeped out when the eyebrows said, "Spare us! We're simple and poor, and we have 5 children! Don't shave (kill) us!"
Sasuke ran out of the barber shop before the manager could say anything else…
Sasuke looked down the list. It said, "Flower shop cashier." He walked to the Yamanaka Flower shop hoping that nothing weird would happen…
He spoke to Mr. Yamanaka. "We're short on employees, so you can work. Just one question, have you ever worked with plants?"
"Well, I've eaten certain plants, does that count?" Sasuke asked, shrugging his shoulders.
Mr. Yamanaka sighed. "Ino will explain to you what you'll do here." Ino came to her dad when she heard her name. "Sasuke wants a job at the flower shop!" She exclaimed.
Mr. Yamanaka tossed Sasuke an apron. On it, it said, 'I love flowers! That's why I work here!' and around it were little flowers and hearts. He dreadfully put on the apron and went to the cashier's place outside. Snickering was heard when he stepped foot outside. When Naruto saw, he yelled, "SASUKE'S A GIRL!" Everybody gathered around to see what was happening, and they all started laughing. Even Ino and her dad giggled a bit. Sasuke tossed the apron on the ground. He'd rather be a hobo than risk another job…
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… I have no clue where I got that from, but, I've got to hand it to myself, It was pretty funny…
Please review and answer this, should I make a sequel?