Spongebob
"Murder in Bikini Bottom"
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Spongebob.
Intro: Spongebob throws a party and when the power goes out is killed. Inspector Finnigan, Fin for short, comes to figure out whodunit.
Back at the house
Vroom!
"Hey did you here that?" Patrick murmured.
"Yeah. It sounded like a boat." Said Sandy.
Ding-dong!
"Well it seems like he is not home dear."
"Just grab the key from under the mat honey."
A few seconds later, the door opened.
"Omigosh! Why are you guys tied up?"
It was Mr. and Mrs. Squarepants!
"Are you guys okay?" Mr. Squarepants asked.
"Gary killed Spongebob and then tied us up." They all said at once.
"What! Spongebob is dead! He was murdered! Oh no!" Mrs. Squarepants started to cry.
"Listen dear. Maybe if we untie them, they will tell us the whole story," said Mr. Squarepants.
"Good idea honey. Get my chainsaw from out of the car."
"What?" everyone said.
"Yes, dear."
After Mrs. Squarepants cut through the nets, everyone sat down and Sandy told the whole story.
"If that's the case," Mrs. Squarepants said, "Let's go get him.
They all ran out of the house and got into the car. Squidward and Patrick had to sit in the trunk.
"Why do I have to be stuck with this moron?"
During the drive
"Eww! What is that awful smell?"
"Oh. Sorry Squidward. I had to go really bad."
"Ohhhhh," Squidward groaned.
After forty-five minutes of driving through town, the crew caught up to Inspector Fin.
"Where's Gary?" Mrs. Squarepants asked.
"Who the hell are you old lady," said Inspector Fin.
"I am Spongebob's mom, you stupid hole."
"Oh, I am dreadfully sorry."
"Shut your yap and get in the damn car."
"Yes miss."
"Which way did he go?"
"Who?"
"Gary you stupid retard. Which way did he go?"
"Oh. He went towards Rock Bottom.
"Damn."
"Kids. Buckle up. This is going to be a bumpy ride," said Mr. Squarepants.
Two hours later.
"Whew. We finally made it," said Mrs. Squarepants. "Where the hell is he?"
"Meow."
"It came from over there."
"Grab your weapons kids. This isn't going to be pretty."
"Patrick, mayonnaise is not a weapon."
"It isn't?"
"But miss, shouldn't we send him to ja-"
"Shut up! This snail killed my son, so I am going to kill him."
They walked towards where they heard the meow. It was Gary alright. He had two machine guns inside his opened shell, ready to fire.
"Charge!"
Gary shot tons of bullets, but none of them hit anyone. He had one last bullet. The machine gun fired and hit Mr. Squarepants right in the gut.
"Honey!"
"Take this!" Sandy torched Gary with her flamethrower but he was unharmed. "Damn!"
A few hours later
"Gary! I shall kill you! You murdered my son and shot my husband!"
Mrs. Squarepants picked him up to throw him, but Gary bit her.
"Ow! You bit me you bastard! You shall pay! Charge!"
Everyone jumped on Gary. Gary struggled and struggled, but it was no use.
"One, two, three!"
They threw Gary off a cliff.
"Meowwwwwwwwwww!"
"Whew! Glad that's over with," Mrs. Squarepants said.
"Yeah, let's get out of here," said Sandy.
They drove back up to Bikini Bottom and went there separate ways.
At the funeral everyone was crying. Well, everyone except for Squidward. His mind was secretly filled with joy.
"No more Spongebob. Wahoo!" he told himself.
After the six-hour long funeral was over, everyone went home and wept (again, Squidward didn't. He was throwing an I'm Glad Spongebob's Dead party).
After a couple days most things were back to normal. The Krusty Krab did go out of business because Krabbs couldn't find a good fry-cook and Plankton's Chum Bucket took over. Squidward was as happy as ever. Patrick was as lonely as hell, and Sandy quit karate because it wasn't fun anymore. Don't forget Mrs. Puff, she was the happiest teacher in the world.
Back in Rock Bottom
"Meow."
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Look for the sequel soon!