Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Know Your Stars or the other random characters from other series I may place here except my OC's. Oh my I do own by demented insanity.
A/N: Warning random inasnity and weirdness.
Italics: Voice
Underlined: Yami's talking.
Bold: Action.
Victim's 1 and 2: Yugi Muto and Atem Muto.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!
Who's that?
Yugi Muto...
Who said that?
Let me finish runt!
I'm not a runt!
I said let me finish!
Whines Okay!
Yugi Muto... his hair is fake.
Wha..? no My hair is real.
Yeah right keep telling yourself that.
Yugi Muto... He's a midget.
Am not. It's just a height problem that runs in the family. I'll shoot up in no time. All Muto's do.
Keep dreaming midget!
What? I'm not a midget!
Yugi Muto... he's a crossdresser who has a crush on Vivian Wong, and Mai Kujaku.
Joey comes out from the backstage yelling: Yugi how could you do this to me? and beats him up!
Joey I don't have a crush on Mai or Vivian and I'm not a crossdresser.
Riiiight! You don't have a crush on Vivian or Mai you're obsessed with them!
I am not. And I'mnot obsessed withVivian or Mai! I like Anzu! Yugi suddenly blushes hard.
Rebecca begins to cry backstage and Anzu is nowhere in sight.
Everyone gives Yugi a death glare for making Rebecca cry.
Really smooth Twerp!
WAAH! That's it I'm going inside my soul room. Good Day!
Now you know Yugi Muto the midget.
And for my next victim.
Bright Flash of Light and then:
Huh what happened! Yami sees no one in the room and calls out loudly
Hey guys any idea why my Aibou would be throwing a tantrum in our soul room.
No reply.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!
Who said that?
Yami Yugi or Pharoh Atem... he likes to have a bath in cheese.
What I do not!
Riight!
Pharoh Atemu... He likes to crossdress.
I do not!
Atem... is in love with himself.
Backstage Malik yells: Finally someone tells it to him!
Atem: I am not.
Atem... Wants to be Yugi's lover!
What the f(bleep)? I do not want to be my Aibou's lover. Besides I like Anzu!
Everyone backstage starts looking for Anzu again.
She's at dance class.
Everyone backstage:Oh
Yami: How do you know?
She called up earlier and told me she'll be late.
Oh!
Atem wants to hug Bakura, Malik and Marik and give them flowers, and choclates for Valentines day and tell them that he loves them
Backstage Ryou who turned into Bakura, and Malikare being restrained by everyone and are yelling obcenities.
I do not want to do that. Even if I did turn homosexual I would never fall for anyone of those three!
Riight! Now you know Pharoh Atem the homosexual cheese obsessed maniac.
A/N: Read and reveiw bye!1