The scene begins with the Master Chief standing near an emptied box of cereal, thrusting his hand in the air.

Mc: WONDER TWIN POWERS! ACTIVATE!

Cortana: (Signing) look, chief, you got that ring in a box of cookie crisp. It ain't gonna work.

Mc: Yes it will! WONDER Twin Powers! Activate!

Cortana: You dumb fuck. This is almost as bad as you beating up those girl scouts yesterday.

Mc: Hey, those fags deserved it! Wearing sunglasses at 7 o'clock, thinking there cool!

Cortana: They were blind, asshole.

Mc: Really?...oops.

Cortana: Look, retard, after saving san fran from the covies the king of America wants to give you an award.

Mc: You mean bush VIII wants to meet me! OMg, I've got to wear my best dress! Should I go with a thong, or no.

Cortana: shivers in disgust uhhhhhhhhhh, no. Look, I'll teleport us there.

Mc: Or how about the keebler elves pick us up in their space ship?

Cortana: (With complete confusion) whaa….what? Did you read your line right.

Mc: (looks down at script) let's see here….yeah, right here. Keebler elves' spaceship.

Cortana: Wow, just when you thought the author had built up a tolerance to crack he switches to heroin. Okay lets go.

A loud rumble shakes the ground, and the chief and Cortana rush outside to see what was happening. The spaceship landed, and they both got aboard.

Keebler elves: chief, anything for you. We'll never forget you're favor for us.

FLASHBACK!

The chief is scene walking away from a burning building, grenades in his hand.

Cortana: Why did you blow up the chips-ahoy factory! CHIEF! CHIEF!

Chief: hypnotized All hail king keebler! All hail king keebler!

END OF FLASHBACK

Chief: (trhinking) huh, I don't remember ever doing you guys a favor..

Elf: (evily) no….no you shouldn't remember. OH, and if you see little debbie's body back there, just toss it to the side. Damn snack cakes, stealing our business!

The ship took off, its fuel being thoudands of captured fat kids who couldn't put the damn keebler box down. The ride went by for about five minutes until the master chief began to speak.

Mc: clutching stomach awwwww…..too many taquitos…I goota go! runs to the back rooms of the ship

Keebler elf: I hope he knows where the bathroom is.

All of a sudden the ship began to rumble oddly.

KABBOOOOOOOM!

The back of the ship exploded as the chief hurtled towards the ground, hitting the earth as pieces of the ship fell around him.

Chief: uhhh…..what the fuck!

Cortana: OMg! I told u, that was the engine! But no, you just have to shit ALL OVER IT!

Chief; Uhhh…….oops?

Cortana: Alright, we've still got your comm. Systems so you know what to do.

Chief: Of course. I know who will save us.

The chief than randomly picks up a large spotlight and points it towards the sky, creating a bat-like image.

Cortana: DID U JUST THROW UP THE BAT SIGNAL! BATMAN DOESN'T EXIST, YOU FANNY BANDIT ASSHOLE!

AS soon as she was done, a sleek black viechle pulls out of nowhere, and a man in black leather spoke from the driver's seat.

Batman: ()/\/\6 637 1/\/ 73h cr 817c#e$! 1'/\/\ 73h 1337 o/\/\6 \/\/tfbbq!

Cortana: Heh, I didn't know batman spoke in 1337. Did you get a word opf that!

Chief: OMG! Batman says that killer penguins have invaded Austria! Get sailor moon, we must hurry!

Cortana:………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..dumbass.

Okay, that's it. Leave good reviews or ill sodomize a spider monkey if front of your grandma.