The scene beings with cortana and the chief riding in batman's pimped-out ride (which turns out to be a supped up 82 Tercel), with batman finishing another disgusting life stor.
Batman: ….And that was the first time I ever blew an elephant for crack money. Don't know why the zookeeper made me do it, but he, gotta get my fix.
Cortana: (disgusted) this man is fucking disgusting! Who would blow an elephant?
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Chief: I know, what a sicko! I mean, I can see a kangaroo maybe, or even a baby dingo, but an elephant is going to far:\.
Cortana: Do you ever question your sexuality chief? Are u gay or strait?
Chief: If it gives me wood, it must be good.
Cortana: you sick bastard. Now come on, tuck and roll, before leather-clap rapist starts talking about his "friendship" with robin.
The chief and cortana begin to open the door, and jump out as batman looks.
Batan: (yelling out the window with his pants half down) don't you guys wanna hear how I got this rash?
Chief: (getting up fro the ground) Phew, good thing were out of there.
Cortana; yeah, now we have some free time. We can go shopping, dancing, see a ballet…
Chief: God, I wish you'd shut the fuck up!
Just then, a blue cloud of smoke appeared before the, and a genie appreared to finish the overused cliché ( I suck).
Genie: oh, did I hear someone say the W word?
Chief: wigger?
Genie: no
Chief: wombat?
Genie: (staring blankly) uh, nooo
Chief: Yugoslavia?
Cortana: that starts with a Y you fucking retard!
Chief: hey, I happen to know the 19 letters of the alphabet just fine.
Genie: I meant the word "wish" genius. Im a magic genie, and im willing to grant you 5 wishes.
Chief: makes it 6
Genie: 4
Chief: 3. final offer.
Genie: (unbelieving) uh,…sure, deal. Okay, name ur wishes.
Cortana: chief, think this through, now. U can stop the covenant, end world hunger, anything!
Chief: okay, i…I wish I had a 4 inch penis!
Genie: 4 inches? Fine, but I don't know why u want to make ur dick smaller.
Chief: no, actually Im making it big……yeah, smaller. Yeah, that's it.
Cortana: you idiot! You better use your next wishes better than that, weenie-dick!
Chief: okay, I wish I was that kick ass dude from those halo games! That guy is il!
Genie: (his jaw dropped in disbelief) uh…chief.. u know that you are…u know what fine, ur wish has been granted.
Chief: yes! Im no longer the douchebag I sed to be!
Cortana: I hate you.
Chief: okay, and m last wish. I wish this fat bitch cortana would lose some weight. She sickens me!
Cortana: I'm a computer program! I don't weigh anything!
Chief: whatever you say, pig. Go eat more cake.
Genie: well, I hope you someday pass the 1st grade, but that's all 3 wishes. And Cortana, if it wasn't for you this guy would have already coked himself in the microwave.
Cortana: he already has. Thus the 2 inch pinch between his legs.
Genie: well…uh, at least you've stopped him from tearing apart his own colon with a screwdriver.
Cortana: he did that twice. Hence the loose bowels.
Chief: I think I just shit myself
Cortana: see?
Genie: well, sucks to be you. Peace bitches.
That's it for this chapter. leave me good reviews, or ill bomb Latvia. And don't think I cant.