I've spent the last twelve hours fighting with this site, trying to get it to upload my file to the document manager, so I hope you enjoy it. And sorry it's a bit late.

Disclaimer: Still don't own them.

Title: Pathetic Fallacy
Rating: G
Words: 100
Synopsis: Artemis is taking Holly to a secret destination, all in the name of... what?

Holly glanced at Artemis. "Am I not even allowed a clue?"

He smiled. "No. You're not allowed to know until we get there."

He went to great lengths to impose this: plane windows closed, blindfold when they landed.

In the dark, she thought back to how they'd met: he'd kidnapped her and held her to ransom. It was a miracle they were now off on their honeymoon and hadn't yet maimed each other.

Finally he removed the cloth. "Welcome to Stockholm."

Holly laughed until she cried.

Author's Note: I feel I must apologise for this terrible, terrible joke. (If you don't get it... be thankful.)