How Ronald Weasley Finally Got Some Sort of Groove

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Chapter 2-The Singing Competition

Hermione and Ron had made a plan. Ron was going to regain his groove once and for all. All he had to do was go through with Hermione's plan and everything would be fine. Ron would no longer be Harry's sidekick but- "Ron-The Boy With the Groove."

They needed some help though, so they found the masters of trickery, Fred and George Weasley to help Ron get his groove back.

"Fred, George, I need you two to help me get my groove back. I want to be the one who gets laid in the fan fissions!"

"Groove," Fred said," You had a groove? I always thought Harry was the one with the groove." Ron's face turned bright red.

"Yes, I had a groove, and I need your help. So will ya help me get my groove back?" Fred and George decided it would give them a good laugh so they decided to help Ron and Hermione. After the two were told the plan, they were shocked.

"This plan just might work, little brother." Fred said and pat Ron's red hair.

"It was actually Hermione's idea..."

Hermione, Ron, Fred, and George were sure that the plan was going to work. Ron was going to get his groove back.

The next evening, the four entered the Great Hall together(A.N. If you're wondering why it's always in the Great Hall, it's because that's the only time the entire school's together so it makes more sense..) all smiling and waiting for the plan to come into action. This would be Ron's event. There was no way Harry could ruin it this time.

Ron got on the table for the second time that week. Draco Malfoy started booing, but Ron was prepared this time, Harry wasn't gonna ruin him this time.

"I think I'll go for a walk outside now,
The summer sun's calling my name, I hear it now.
I just can't stay inside all day,
I've got to get out, gimme some of those rays."

Suddenly, a miracle happened, the entire school started singing with the terrible song from the Brady Bunch movie.

"Everybody's smiling (sunshine day),
Everybody's laughing (sunshine day),
Everybody seems so happy today in the sunshine day.

Oooh. Can't you dig the sunshine?
Feel the sun and the rays.
Can't you hear it calling your name?"

Finally, even the teachers were singing along. The only ones in the entire school who weren't singing were Professor Snape and Malfoy. The school continued singing songs from the Brady Bunch for the entire evening. No one went back to their common rooms until midnight that evening.

The next day though, something terrible happened. Draco had told the entire school about Ron's little problem. Ron hadn't even had any groove for 1 day, and it was already ruined.

Draco had the groove, Ron's groove. Ron was going to get revenge. Fred, George, Hermione, and Ron had to find a new plan before time ran out. If Ron didn't get his groove, then he would be stuck being the stupid little sidekick all his life.

"No more Yo Mama jokes, those are done. No more singing. We need something original. Something that neither Harry nor Draco could ruin. Something like... Something like... A danceoff! Or even a singoff! That would be great! We'll get Ron a voice enhancer, we'll make him sing great! Everyone who wants to enter can. But we'll make sure Ron wins!" Fred's plan was brillant. They would have the singoff the next Friday. They had 7 days to get ready. The four put up flyers everywhere around the school after Hermione had gotten Dumbledore's permission for the event.

Hogwart's Singing Competition

Friday, December 15th

8:00 PM in the Great Hall

Be There, or Beware

Ron knew that he was going to be a hit. He figured not that many people would enter the singing contest so he would be the best singer there. Ron always loved singing. Even when he had his awkward voice, he would sing every day, and he now knew that his experience in singing would help him. Finally.

Friday had come, Ron would be the last one performing, Hermione was the speaker, introducing all the singers in the competition, Fred and George were going to be singing themselves. Hermione had walked onto the table placed in front of the Great Hall for the event.

"For today's first event, we have a very special surpise for you. Please welcome Albus and the Faculty!"

The entire school gasped when they saw their headmaster step onto the table. Behind him was none other than Minerva Mcgonagall, Severus Snape, and Rubeus Hagrid. The four were all wearing hippie clothing and once they were all in their spots, the lights started to dim and the table began to hover in the air, reaching 10 feet and then stopping.

"At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive
I will survive. Hey hey"

The four finished singing and the table began to come back to the ground. Never had the school thought of the day when their headmaster would be wearing a flowery dress and singing a Gloria Gaynor song. But there it was, the evidence right in front of them.

"The second act we have for you, the school's jokesters, the twins who always manage to make you laugh, let's welcome Fred and George Weasley to the stage!" The school began cheering as the two walked onto the stage wearing coconut halves on their chests and Hawaiian grass skirts. Their big entrance included filibuster fireworks going off in every direction. The two began dancing and the music started.

"Down at an english fair one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"

The two threw their coconut halves into the air and they landed on their heads
"There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said.."

The two carried on singing until the end of the song. They had a huge applause as they began playing with their coconuts.
They got off the stage and Hermione introduced Draco Malfoy singing. Fake money went flying through the air as Malfoy began singing his favorite song. Although he did change the words for his own benefit.

"If I had a million galleons (if I had a million galleons)
I'd buy me a house elf (I would buy me a house elf)
If I had a million galleons (if I had a million galleons)
I'd buy me a way to get rid of Potter (maybe a nice noose or a chain)
If I had a million galleons (if I had a million galleons)
I'd buy everyone brooms (then I'd be the girl magnet)
If I had a million galleons
I'd buy myself a girlfriend"
The next act was Crabbe and Goyle... Everyone was disturbed by their song, A Chicken Ain't Nothing But a Bird

"Chicken!
Nice fried chicken!
Barbecued chicken!
Won't you send it down the line.

Say!
Everyone's talking 'bout chicken;
Chicken's a popular bird;
Anywhere you go, you're bound to find,
A chicken ain't nothin' but a bird.

Some folks call it a fowl,
That's the story I heard,
But let 'em call it this and let 'em call it that,
A chicken ain't nothin' but a bird.

You can boil it, roast it, broil it,
Cook it in a pan or a pot,
Eat it with potatoes, rice or tomatoes,
But chicken's still what you got, boy!

It was a dish for old Caesar,
Also King Henry the Third,
But Columbus was smart, said 'You can't fool me,
A chicken ain't nothin' but a bird.'

You can boil it, roast it, broil it,
Cook it in a pan or a pot,
Eat it with potatoes, rice or tomatoes,
A chicken's still what you got, boy!

It was a dish for old Caesar,
Also King Henry the Third,
But Columbus was smart, said, 'You can't fool me,
A chicken ain't nothin' but a bird.'"

Hermione once again stepped onto the stage.

"For our next act, we will have a very special person performing. Harry Potter, step right on up!"

I felt like leaving this off as a cliffhanger, what will Harry Potter sing? Will he outsing Ron? Will Ron finally get his groove?

cool-people-suck- Thanks for the review! Lol, it's not that strange, Ron just wants a groove, and I suppose we'll find out.

BeBopALula- Thank you for the review! It's really not that strange!

Cristipotter- Thank you for the comment, I think I love you now. Lol the chicken song - the link won't show up on my story, so just go to my profile, the link is on there. There's more songs on there but I think that the chicken one fit Crabbe and Goyle more. So thank you for your lovely comment!