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Chapter 1:

"Mithos...I don't want to-"

"OF COURSE YOU DO! It'll be easy, Kratos!"

"But-"

Mithos pushed Kratos off the edge of Derris-Kharlan. "See ya..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

"Look! A shooting star!" Colette exclaimed as she looked out the window of the classroom.

"No Colette, that's an angel of Cruxis coming here to lead you on the World Regeneration." Genis said sarcastically.

"You're right Genis!" Colette agreed with a grin.

"Colette, I was being sarcastic." Genis replied.

"Oh..."

"AHEM!" Raine said as she coughed loudly. "Let's get back to the lesson...Lloyd, ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

"Err...what question?" Lloyd asked.

"The question that I just asked."

"Which would be..."

"DAMMIT LLOYD NOW YOU MADE ME FORGET! Uh..Colette! What is the purpose of the World Regeneration?"

Colette smiled because she thought she knew the answer. "The Journey's purpose is to...seal the envelope and restore the coloring book!"

"No Colette...Genis, how about you?" Raine asked disappointedly.

"Yes Raine. The Chosen of Mana will seal the DESIANS." Genis answered in a know-it-all tone."And restore MANA."

Colette sighed. "I can never get that question right...or any of the other questions..." She muttered under her breath.

Suddenly there was a bright flash of light. Lloyd began to have a seizure.

"AUGH! THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!" He screamed while twitching madly on the floor.

"Calm down Lloyd!" Genis shouted as he ran over to his friend. "It's okay...it's okay..."

"Settle down." Raine ordered. "It's seems the time for the oracle has come. I'll go check on the chapel, stay here and study."

"Wait! Professor, I'll go with you!" Colette annouced excitedly.

"No Colette, stay here with the rest of the class." Raine commanded.

"You mean with Seizure Boy, Smarty Pants, and the losers?" Colette asked sadly.

"Yes

Lloyd obtained the title "Seizure Boy".

Genis obtained the title "Smarty Pants".

Raine ran out of the classroom.

Lloyd stood up. "Wow guys, that was some light wasn't it?" He asked, grinning.

"Uh...sure Lloyd. I suppose so..." Genis answered uneasily.

"Come on Genis!" Lloyd said loudly. "Let's go to the temple and see what that light was all about!"

Some random kid interrupted him. "But Lloyd, the bitch said to stay here!"

Genis got angry. "WHAT DIDJA JUST CALL MY SISTER?"

"A bitch."

A girl looked over to the boy who had commented. "Well Johnny, it was nice knowing you..."

Genis began attacking Johnny with every spell he knew. Johnny ran home crying. "WAHHHH...SMARTY PANTS WAS MEAN TO ME!"

"And don't come back!" Genis called.

"Hey Genis! What's that hole over there?" Lloyd asked as he pointed to a certain-blonde-girl-shaped hole in the wall near Raine's desk.

"Don't you remember Lloyd? This was when Colette-"

"GENIS I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!" Colette yelled in the young mage's face.

"Uh...okay..." Genis replied as he inched towards the doorway.

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