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Lloyd, Colette, and Genis were on their way to the temple when they were stopped by a floating skull with a fake mustache.

"Er...Hi." it said.

"HI MISTER SKULL!" Colette greeted it happily.

"Emhemhemhem...wanna buy...candy...?"

"Sure!" Colette replied happily.

"COLETTE!" Genis screamed. "THAT'S THE ENEMY!"

"What? Oh...but he said we could have candy!"

Genis sighed. "Augh, let's just kill him..."

"That's not very nice!" Colette protested.

"COLETTE!"

"Fine..."

Then the three friends started fighting the zombie that it had become.

"FIREBALL!" Genis shouted as a three fireballs whizzed towards the zombie.

"Ray thrust!" Colette yelled. She accidentally hit Genis and he fell to the ground. "Oops...I'm sorry!"

Lloyd ran up to the zombie and attacked it with his two swords. "Demon Fang! Demon Fang! Demon--OHMYGOSH GENIS!"

Colette began whistling and looked around like nothing happened.

"Lloyd..." Genis whispered. "Remember..."

"Remember what?"

"Remember...the Alamo..."

"GENIS!"

"Sorry Lloyd. I couldn't help it. I love drama..."

"GENIS WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE!" Lloyd screamed.

"No, Colette killed the zombie..."

Colette grinned and threw her chakram up in the air. "There!" She exclaimed. Ironically, her chakram hit Genis. "Oops..."

"COLETTE!" Genis and Lloyd shouted in unison.

"I'm sorry!"

Frank came running over to the three. "OMIGOSH COLETTE ARE YOU OKAY?" He asked loudly and worriedly.

"Yes Father, I'm fine." Colette replied.

Suddenly another zombie came up to them. It saw Frank and pulled him into the forest with its mouth.

"HELP HELP!" They heard Frank scream. "AUGH!" Then they heard flesh ripping. Colette shivered and kept walking down the path to the temple.

"Hey look, it's the pastor!" Lloyd exclaimed. The pastor fell face first onto the gound.

"NOES!" Colette mourned. Suddenly the pastor got back up again. "Fooled ya!"

A dagger came flying from the top of the stairs and pinned the priest by his neck to the ground.

"This just keeps getting weirder..." Colette murmured as she started walking up the stairs.

"Wait!" Lloyd called after her. "Genis will go with you!"

"HEY!" Genis yelled. "And what about you Lloyd?"

Lloyd sighed. "I suppose I'll go too..."

"Thanks Lloyd!" Colette said happily. "That's why you're my best friend! Because you make a great human shield!'

Lloyd rubbed the back of his neck. "Yeah, I guess so...wait..."

As they approached the top of the stairs, the saw an old lady getting cornered by "Desians".

"RUN GENIS!" She screamed. "I mean...RUN COLETTE!"

Colette shook her head. "No Grandmother! I'll just wait until somebody comes to save us!"

"Idiot..." Phaidra muttered.

"WHAZZA?" Colette asked weirdly.

"Nothing."

Lloyd looked angry. "I won't let you Renegades get away with anything!" he yelled.

"Haha...they still think we're Renegades...wait a minute...oh well...LET"S GET 'EM!" One of the Desians/Renegades shouted.

Genis tried to stay as far away from Colette as possible. "FIREBALL!"

Lloyd ran into the frontlines and began hacking away with his swords.

Pretty soon the two enemies were dead.

"Good job everyone!" Colette said.

"Colette, you didn't do anything!" Genis protested.

"Oh..." Colette sighed.

"Lord Botta." One of the...I'll call them enemies...enemies adressed. "We need reinforcements."

Botta nodded. A large enemy appeared from nowhere.

"I wish I knew how to do that..." Lloyd sighed.

"LLOYD WATCH OUT!" Genis shouted. And thus began the battle...

Pretty soon Lloyd, Colette, and Genis, well, mostly Colette, were overpowered.

"This is really tough." Genis moaned.

Suddenly somebody appeared from...somewhere and shieled them from the large enemies blow. The battle continued...

Colette just sat in a corner thanking the Goddess Martel and not helping anybody. Genis was pelting the enemy with magic while Lloyd was up front. ? was being much better than Lloyd and killed the enemy.

"Dammit." Botta swore. "I never thought you'd show up." Then he and his servants/followers disappeared.

"How can I ever thank you for saving Colette?" Phaidra asked.

No response.

"Not talkin' are we?"

No response.

"Fine, I guess you don't want...$1000000000000000000!"

No response.

"ARE YOU A MUTE OR SOMETHING!"

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