Lady Palutena farted loudly as she strutted into the apartment, getting the attention of all the characters inside. "Hello, you mostly mortal non Smashers. Are you liking our Smashing presence?" She continued letting out tuba like farts, giggling innocently as she fanned away the rotten smelling farts, which were awful enough to make the walls paint and even make the various bags of garbage melt, the garbage itself melting as well.
"Great, it's the gassy green goddess," Kazooie sarcastically stated as she placed her right red wing over her beak, glaring at Palutena. "Don't you have the lives of anyone else to ruin with your sudden farts?"
"Oh, it's true. They're gross and dangerous." Palutena admitted as she began farting the Animaniacs theme song, all of her butt blasts sounding like a deep pitched tuba. "Which is why I'm spreading the joy of my big butt brass blasts to all the little girls and boys!"
"That is noooooooo way to spread any kindness to anyone." Darth Vader remarked in between his breathing, for he was thankful to not be able to have proper smelling senses. "You should reconsider your rear gas expulsion and gooooooo get some help, soooooooo that you will not kill anyone."
"What the rock was with your 'o' pronunciations, Vader?" Fred Flintstone asked as he was trying to eat his steaks, but was halted due to the overbearing, sulfur like stench of Palutena's flatulence. "No one's stoned enough to think of doing stuff like that."
"Says the fat aging guy making the dumb rock puns," King Pig remarked as he was, yet again, pigging out on some ham, being such a slob as he was hamming up the situation.
Palutena glanced at Kazooie as she noticed something, the yellow Pikmin in the background trying his best to fight back against the stench by planting some new flowers. "Say... where's that brown bear of yours with the banjo?"
"He's out. Just like you should be, fart face!" Kazooie remarked as she then fired a grenade egg from her butt at Palutena, which caused the gassy green haired Goddess of Light to be blasted off again, followed by a twinkle in the sky.
"WHOA! I DIDN'T THINK THAT MEXICO WOULD BE THIS BULL HEADED!" Banjo exclaimed in terror as he, Silver The Hedgehog, and R.O.B. were all running away from a herd of angry bulls, with a random bull occasionally ramming one of the three into the air.
"Next time, we shouldn't bring these red capes Mario gave us!" Silver stated as he attempted to use his psychic power on the bulls, but it was no use as it didn't affect them.
"I picked a bad day to have myself be recolored to my Famicom colors..." R.O.B. stated as he felt several bolts fall from him as a result of the bulls ramming into him, the three eventually coming into a dead end as they got rammed by the bulls, who attacked themselves in the process, with it being quite a bloody scene.