Stuck Together Like A Crazy Hand

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

When Darth Vader, Banjo, Kazooie, King Pig, Fred Flintstone, and a Yellow Pikmin get accused of crimes, they are all forced to live together as punishment, with Crazy Hand as their tenant. How does the maniacal, magic glove justify these non Smash Bros related characters presence? By using the Mii Fighters as a technicality! Oh, that sly shifty Crazy Hand! A request for Glumshanks.

7. Chapter 7

Darth Vader and Fred Flintstone were having a lightsaber battle on the fiery red stage of Metroid's Norfair used in Brawl and Smash 4U, with Fred using a blue light saber as the others watched.

"Your commitment to using a light saber is strong, Flintstone," Darth Vader stated as he exchanged blows with the caveman. "But you must concentrate further."

"Hey, I'm doing the best I can Yabba Dabba Do, all right?" Fred responded as he squinted his eyes.

"Man, that was painful." Silver stated as he shuddered.

"At least he's not making any rock puns." R.O.B. added as he shook his metal head.

"Yeah. Your comedy reputation would have to hit rock bottom in order to make those puns funny." Crazy Hand stated as he chuckled. "Or at least, be stoned enough to find those jagged jokes-"

"All right, we get it." Kazooie stated as she glared at Crazy hand, realizing exactly what he was doing as she was quite sick of it.

"Why did I get stuck with these idiots...?" King Pig groaned as he turned to the yellow Pikmin, who was munching on hot, buttery popcorn, not really caring for anything else.