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Draco awoke to the sun shining, the birds chirping, his perfect hair falling elegantly near his eyes, its usual hot pink color! Draco ran to the mirror to check this and sure enough his beautiful blonde hair was now bright pink. "Amateur," he remarked in a bored tone, running his fingers through his hair.

Ginny sat outside his doorway, eavesdropping to hear his reaction, "Just lulling you into a fall sense of security, love," she replied sarcastically under her breath.

"Good Morning," Draco said cheerfully, meeting Ginny at the breakfast table. He quickly dyed her hair, his wand behind his back, evening the playing field.

"Sleep well," Ginny inquired thoughtfully, pretending not to notice her newfound lime-green hair.

"Never better," he replied sweetly, sitting at the opposite end of the table. They both took a different section of the Daily Prophet and began to read, Draco the front-page and Ginny the obituaries. After sizing Weasley up for a moment, Draco looked back down at his paper. He blanched with horror at the front page.

The headline clearly read- Draco Malfoy Comes Out Of The Closet-. Draco let out a very unmasculine shriek of, "I am NOT gay!" and hurriedly skimmed the paper.

His horror grew with every passing second until he came to the last sentence in the paragraph. "All this would be merely speculation, of course, until Draco admitted it by dyeing his hair pink this morning."

Draco would have laughed with relief, if Malfoys laughed. Instead he settled on a quiet, "Two can play that game, Weasley."

Ginny, still with an innocent smile, turned the page to see "Harry Potter Dead!" She let out an involuntary little gasp.

"Yes, you read right, The-Boy-Who-Lived lives no more. Harry Potter died at 8:15 last night. Thousands are to attend his funeral today at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The coroner proclaimed the cause of death to be –sheer stupidity. His best friends made the statement, "It wasn't his fault he was such an idiot." Oh, but it was. If he hadn't been so idiotic his head wouldn't have gotten so big his pitiful little body couldn't hold it anymore. Harry's last words were, 'I am an egotistical rat dropping. Draco Malfoy was always so much more intelligent than me.' Words of inspiration to us all."

Ginny almost laughed, almost. She stifled a grin and looked up to see Draco staring complacently back at her.

"So the war has begun," he observed casually, "Winner takes all?"

"I win you follow my list of demands. You win, I follow yours," she replied evenly.

Draco nodded his head in agreement, "Just remember –all's fair in love and war. And this is most definitely the latter of the two.'

"Without question," she replied, rolling her eyes.

It was a harmless war yet not a game between friends. It was a war of wit and mischief and the stakes were too high for either of them to take it very lightly.

Ginny was playing it to gain rights for herself in a house belonging strictly to Malfoy, and Malfoy was playing it for the same reason he played anything : to win.

They gave each other a look of similar acknowledgment and left the room simultaneously. Ginny walked to her small room, wondering what exactly she had gotten herself into. She gave a half-strangled scream as she opened her door and found her tiny bed to now be a nest for huge Slytherin snakes.

So that's how he's going to play then, try and frighten her into submission. Well he had another thing coming she thought while grabbing her wand.

Malfoy had the grave misfortune to be lying in his bed when her spell came. He soon found himself, his bed, and half of his belongings doused with chocolate pudding. Most of his clothes irreparably stained.

"That's it," he said grabbing his cloak and stomping out of his room, but not before being hit with a wave of sprinkles. Seconds later Draco appeared outside Ginny's doorway just as soon as she finished vanishing the snakes back into Draco's bedroom.

He threw open her door to see nothing but a magic "pop" and a haunting giggle as Ginny apparated elsewhere.

"Damnet."

Ginny:1. Draco:0

Hehehe I know it's quick and short but I just had to post it right away. Hope you enjoyed. :-D