I suddenly got inspiration for this story when I was bored at my aunt's house. I'll leave the ending open so that if my reviewers want it I can conutine the story. This will be a one-shot and I really hope people like it.
Summary—Harry Potter always get what he wants, there is no doubt about that, he's Harry bloody Potter, the innocent kid who everyone loves, but what if there is more to Harry and his Golden Friends? What if they weren't who them seemed to be? What happens when Harry sets his eyes on poor Draco? AU, slash, H/D, R/H
A/N: This story is after the 5th book. Voldermort ain't dead, and the kids are in their 7th year at Hogwarts. That's about all I changed on the story.
Disclaimer—Not mine, if I were J. K I would have already had Draco and Harry knocking boots.
Harry was so bored. It was 2 in the morning and he, Hermione, and Ron could not go to sleep. They were in the commons eating candy that Hermione had brought from home. Hermione had her head on Ron's lap and her legs draped over Harry's.
"There is nothing to do." Ron said.
"Or no one to do." Hermione sighed.
"I wish it was still the summer." Harry sighed wistfully.
"That was one of the best summers I ever had!" Hermione laughed.
"Yea she was pretty good at giving head." Ron laughed as Hermione punched him in the stomach.
"I don't want to go back to being the nice little kids that we have to be while we are at Hogwarts."
"But Harry, it is our last year at Hogwarts, so we won't have to keep up this façade for long." Hermione said.
The summer that the Golden Trio had was nothing but Golden. It consisted of getting drunk every night and partying all day. Instead of spending the summer at the burrow like they usually do, they went to Hermione's house and Hermione's parents were gone to Japan for the whole summer and that meant Hermione could do whatever she wanted, for some strange reason Hermione's parents trusted her.
"Why does every one think just because we are the pride and joy of Gryffindor that we have to be innocent, nice, and caring?" The three shuddered at the last word.
"We are brave, I give ourselves that one, but damn, why must we be joyful all the time?" Hermione said. Harry and Ron laughed.
"Well, it's late and we do have school tomorrow." Harry said.
"You go ahead. Hermione and I are going to have sex, we don't want to get rusty."
"Alright, but please don't scare the first years in the morning. It will be a pain in the ass to have to explain this to everyone."
"We got it." Ron said already kissing Hermione and putting his hand under her shirt. Hermione moaned in return. Harry rolled his eyes with a smile and went up to the dorms. He would have joined Ron and Hermione but he was saving his energy to get through the first part of the day. Potions.
When Harry got up in the morning he realized that Ron still hadn't came up. He prayed that he and Hermione had not got caught in the act. Harry showered, and dressed quickly at he went down the stairs by twos.
"Hey mate, I was just about to come get you." Ron's lips were still swollen and his face looked flushed.
"Come on, let's get breakfast." Hermione said. Her eyes were bigger and her lips seemed pinker and fuller.
"When do you guys stop having sex?"
"Ten minutes ago, we almost got caught by Neville." Ron said.
"I'm sicken by the thought about him getting a peek at my breasts."
"Well Hermione, every teenage muggle in London has seen your breasts." Harry laughed when Hermione hit him on the arm.
"Good morning!" Said a cheery voice. The three turned around to see the other Weasley's looking happy.
"Morning." Ron replied.
"Hermione, I didn't hear you come up last night?" Ginny said. It wasn't a question but Hermione answered anyway.
"I was studying all night in the library." Hermione said shrugging her shoulders. Ron and Harry tried not to laugh.
"Oh, well I was worried!" Ginny said.
"Don't be worried, I'm alright Gin." Hermione smiled brightly at the young girl who smiled back in return.
"Let's go get breakfast." Ron said pulling Hermione by the arm. "All that sweat has made me have an appetite."
When they had reached the breakfast table and were eating calmly, Harry pointed to the entrance doors.
"Look, there's Lavender Brown." Harry said. "I wouldn't mind having her for a couple of hours."
"She's a hopeless dyke. She won't even think about guys, let alone touch them. Plus you wouldn't want her; she has a strange foot fetish. Damn shame about her left breast, we could have had something." Hermione said.
"Really? I never would have guessed her being a dyke." Harry said.
"Hello Hermione!" Lavender called happily when she saw Hermione.
"Hi Lavender." Hermione sighed sadly. "She really is good with her hands, but then she started talking about how she loved me and I can't exactly have that, now can I?"
"Nope." Harry and Ron said together before bursting out laughing.
"I'm done eating, I'm going to take a shower, would anyone care to join me?" Ron asked raising an eyebrow.
"I will."
"I'll pass, I already had my shower. I'll tell Ape-Face that you two drowned or something. That will make him happy."
"Harry, you never want to join us anymore!" Hermione whined.
"Next time Hermione, and don't whine, it is very unbecoming of you." Harry said, kissing her lightly on the cheek. "Now leave."
"Don't mind if we do." Ron winked at Harry and left holding Hermione's hand. Harry wanted to laugh at his two friends antics but he decided it would be smarter to go to class.
Harry sat in the last row of seats to get away from Snape. Harry wished that this would be the one day that Snape would just leave him alone and just teach his fucking class, but that would be to much to ask from Snape. Slowly the classed became filled and Harry groaned when his best friends still hadn't shown up to class.
"Potter! I see that you are alone today. Where are Granger and Weasley?" Snape asked darkly.
"I don't know sir. They left early from breakfast and I haven't seen them since." Harry softly said. Snickers came from the Slytherin side of the room. It wasn't hard to guess what Hermione and Ron were doing.
"Very well then." Snape said as he turned around to write on the board. Hermione and Ron chose that time to sneak into the classroom.
"Sir! Granger and Weasley are trying to sneak in!" Said Malfoy yelling.
"Damn, I forgot we are hated!" Hermione whispered to Ron who nodded in agreement.
"Granger, Weasley, stand up properly!" Snape barked.
"Sorry sir." They said meekly together.
"Detention! Tonight at 7 pm. Now get to your seats."
"Ass hole." Ron said when he got to his seat next to Harry.
"I warned you guys."
"Well whatever." Hermione said taking out her books. "I'm going to get that little bastard Malfoy! I'm going to tie his pretty ass up and—"
"Granger! First you come late to my class and now you are talking! Ten points from Gryffindor."
"Sorry sir." Hermione said again.
"Today we will be brewing antidotes with the help of Mandrakes. Get to work and no talking!" The class worked in silence, as everyone got finished. Hermione was the first to get done, then Malfoy, Harry, and Ron. Over the summer the three of them had all been working hard to learn as much magic as they could so that they could slack off during the school year. It seemed to work because the three of them had brewed a perfectly good potion, Snape could not find anything wrong with it but that didn't stop him from seething.
"Well look who decided to get smarter this year." Malfoy spat out as Crabbe and Goyle laughed. The three of them stared at Malfoy thoughtfully.
"I like your idea Hermione, but I want first go." Harry said.
"I'll go second."
"But I hate leftovers! There is no way we can do him at the same time?" Hermione said.
"It is not like we haven't before." Ron shrugged his shoulders.
"What the fuck are you talking about? Stinking Gryffindors, the whole lot of you are crazy and need to be locked up."
"I don't mind chains, I didn't know you liked it like that." Harry laughed.
"Draco! What is going on?" Snape had come to their little circle prepared to deduct more points from Gryffindor.
"Nothing is going on, we were just leaving. Come on Hermione and Ron. Slytherin's are beneath us."
"I rather like them on top." Ron whispered as he winked at Blaise Zabini who had come over to see what the trouble was. Blaise face went red but he quickly tried to hide it.
After lunch the Trio headed to Professor McGonagall's class. They had Ravenclaw's in this class but the Ravenclaw's basically ignored the Gryffindors.
"Why are the Ravenclaw's giving us the cold shoulder?" Ron asked Hermione.
"That would be my fault. I accidentally told one of the 6th years that I would never go out with a cow like her and she smelled like shit." Harry said.
"Harry! You idiot!"
"I know, but you should have seen her face. It was hilarious."
"I don't feel like being here." Ron said. "Why the fuck did I sign up for this stupid ass class?"
"Because you wanted to learn how to transfigure anything into a condom." Hermione said.
"Oh yea."
"Oh GODS! MY SCAR! IT HURTS!" Harry suddenly called.
"Harry!" Hermione called.
"Mister Potter, are you alright?" McGonagall said concerned.
"MY HEAD! IT FEELS LIKE I'M GOING TO EXPLODE! RON! HERMIONE! GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
"Professor this happened once over the summer, Harry just needs some fresh air."
"Shall I call Madame Pomfrey?"
"No need, after he has had some fresh air he will feel a lot better. Come on Harry."
"It hurts so bad Ron! What did I do to deserve something like this? Why? Why?" Harry started to cry like a baby.
"It's alright Harry. Don't cry." Hermione said grabbing their books and hurrying after them. Once they were out the door and down the hall the three of them burst out laughing.
"That was great acting! I almost believed it!" Ron said clapping.
"Thank you." Harry said bowing.
"What to do now?" Hermione said.
"Let's get out of sight. There's an empty classroom right here." The three of them slipped in and shut the heavy door behind them. Ron pulled out a pack of cigarettes from his robe and handed Harry and Hermione one.
"I haven't had one of these since this morning." Ron said inhaling deeply.
"I'm afraid Harry you've got us hooked."
"So what did you want to talk about? That is why you called us out here right?"
"I want Draco Malfoy."
"Yes!" Hermione yelled happily.
"No, you guys can't have him. That's what I wanted to tell you. He is mine and mine only and you guys have to make sure that no one touches him. Okay?"
"Of course, it is Draco, he's like the hottest guy in the school."
"Excuse me?" Harry and Ron said together.
"Besides you two of course."
"Nice save." Ron said.
"The way I feel is that, it is our last year, and some people we won't see again. Hell some of them might die in the battle that is coming up. I have to fight the Dark Lord and I'll be damned if I'm not going to die without a piece of Malfoy."
"You know we will be right here to help you. No matter what."
"Yea, we deserve to be happy. By the end of the school year Draco will be yours." Ron said.
"But you have to promise you get to be on top. I want you to rule over Draco." Hermione said.
"That can be done." Harry laughed.
"Oh yea, I forgot to mention but my parents sent a owl yesterday saying that they are going to the Bahamas for Christmas and I get the place to myself. Any one care to join me?"
"I wouldn't mind." Harry said.
"Mum will be mad." The three of them smiled evilly to each other.
"We've missed the rest of transfiguration, let's go ahead to DADA."
"Damn, we've got that class with the Slytherin's."
"Twice in one day. Our luck keeps getting better and better." Hermione laughed.
"Professor Ret, I do not understand this problem." Said the falsely sweet voice of Pansy Parkinson. Professor Ret was a handsome 23-year-old blonde hair, browned eyed male. Everyone girl wanted to get into his pants but he seems oblivious to most of their affections.
"Pansy, it really is quite simple, there is no way I can explain it further."
"Why don't I stay after class? Better yet I'll come to your private chambers later on tonight."
"Miss Parkinson, I don't like where this conversation is going."
"Pansy, why can't you just grow up? Men don't find you attractive. Switch sides already." Hermione said. There was a stunned silence as everyone looked at Hermione.
"I said that out loud, didn't I?" Hermione said.
"Shut up Mudblood. You know nothing." Pansy hissed at Hermione. Everyone expected Hermione to get mad but Hermione didn't say anything because she didn't find that word so offensive anymore. Even Ron didn't say anything.
"Ron! Hermione! We are supposed to be upset." Harry whispered to his best friends.
"How dare you call my girl friend a bad word! You um, er, pug face cow!"
"Yea!" Harry agreed.
"Children stop it! I will not have this kind of talk in my room! 10 points from Gryffindor and Slytherin!"
"Sorry professor." Said a coarse of voices. Harry looked over at Draco who was surprisingly staring straight back at him. Harry made kissy faces at Draco causing him to turn around quickly before the blush had time to reach his face. This was going to be fun. Harry laughed and turned his attention back to the teacher.
After class the trio, as I like to call them, walked to their commons and were granted the relief of no one being there.
"Good, no one is here. Something must be up, there is someone always in the commons." Harry said.
"Well I don't care. It is quiet and that is all that matters." Hermione said going to sit over on the plush chair next to the fireplace.
"I've got some Firewhiskey and some chocolates. We should take advantage of this alone time." Ron said already going upstairs. Harry sat on the chair next to Hermione and sighed heavily.
"What's wrong lover boy?" Hermione said.
"Nothing." Harry said. Hermione rolled her eyes and went over to Harry sitting in his lap.
"Bullshit."
"I never will get use to you cursing. You should like a man." Harry laughed softly.
"Shut up. What are you thinking about, really?"
"Us. Our lives. What people are going to say when they find out what they see is not what they get."
"You are Harry Potter, the savior of the wizarding world. I am Hermione Granger, the smartest person on earth. And Ron is, well Ron. They will do nothing to us because of who we are. No one can tell us what to do Harry, stop thinking about that. We made our choice at the beginning of the summer what we wanted to be. I like this new me, and honestly do you really want to go back to what you were?"
"No."
"Good boy. I knew you'd see things my way." Hermione said as she leaned down to kiss him. Hermione's kiss was comforting, not in any way sexual, and Harry started to kiss her back never wanting that comfort to end.
"Oh my god!" said a voice as Hermione and Harry quickly pulled apart from each other but found Fred, George, Ginny, Dean, and Seamus were staring at them with their mouths open.
"Hermione, what are you doing?" Fred yelled.
"Ron is going to be crushed!" George yelled.
"What kind of best friend are you?" Dean howled.
"I hate you Hermione." Ginny said quietly as she left, running up to her dorms.
"Ginny! Wait!" Hermione called. Harry rolled his eyes. That girl still hadn't gotten over her crush?
"What's going on here?" Ron asked as he came back into the commons to stand next to his best friends.
"Hermione and Harry were kissing!" Seamus yelled.
"There had to be a good reason." Ron said.
"I was kissing him to make him feel better." Hermione said grabbing a bottle of Firewhiskey from Ron.
"Well did it make you feel better Harry?"
"Yea, I feel better." Harry said taking the chocolates from Ron.
"Then that is nothing to worry about." Ron said going to sit down in Hermione's seat and she sat in his lap.
"What a damn minute!" Dean yelled. "Harry was KISSING Hermione and you are not even going to say anything?"
"Actually Dean, I was kissing Harry. Plus, Harry and I are best friends so it doesn't really matter if we kiss each other because it is a platonic love we have for each other. Now you wouldn't understand that, would you? No, I didn't think so."
"Hermione." Ron growled.
"I'm going for a walk. You guys can talk it out, but truly whatever you say won't make a difference." Harry said as he walked out of the commons. Harry walked to his favorite place to sit, the lake. It was such a beautiful night and it had the perfect view of the sun going down. Harry sat down and pulled his knees to his chest and sighed softly. It was the mid of November and the leaves were dying.
"I could hex you to hell right now." Malfoy said sneaking up from behind Harry with his wand out.
"Evening Malfoy." Harry said lightly not turning around. If Malfoy wanted to hex him, he would have done it already.
"Why are you so calm? Stand up and face me!"
"What do you want?"
"I want you to die, I want people to hate you. I wish that you were never Harry Potter!"
"So do I." Harry said softly. "But I was born this way and I'll make the best out of it. The good thing about this is that I have the headmaster on my side. I'll tell that you were threatening me and we'll see how much trouble you get into. Should be entertaining."
"Fuck you!"
"Really?" Harry finally turned around to raise an eyebrow at Malfoy.
"I'm going to kill you one day!" Malfoy yelled as he charged Harry.
"Sorry, but that job is for Voldermort." Harry said as he dodged Malfoy's punch and punched him in the jaw. Malfoy grabbed his wand and yelled. "Cru--!" Harry gave Malfoy a swift kick in the stomach. "Are you crazy!" Harry yelled.
"Yes!"
"I can't believe that you would lower yourself to fighting like a muggle." Snape said to Draco. The boys had fought for 10 minutes until Professor Snape found them and dragged them to his private chambers. Harry was sitting in a corner tending to his own wounds as Snape helped Draco with his.
"Sorry sir, I was trying to hex him but he kicked me."
"I'm sorry for trying to save myself!" Harry yelled.
"Quiet boy!" Snape yelled. "Now, Draco, what started this fight?"
"Potter acting like an ass! I hate him!" Draco growled. Inside Harry was laughing but outside Harry was looking mad.
"The feeling is mutual, I promise you!" Harry said as he got up and went to the door.
"Where are you going?" Draco asked.
"I'm opening the door for my friends." Harry said. Harry opened the door to find Hermione and Ron in muggle clothing. Hermione was wearing a short black leather mini-skirt and she had on a white tank top that left little to the imagination and black platforms that stopped just below her knees. Ron had on a dark blue muscle shirt, tight leather pants and a long black trench coat. Hermione had her in long pigtails and she still looked very beautiful with only black eyeliner on. Ron was looking very suave with his hair down in his face.
"Yo! What the hell are you doing here?" Ron asked. The three of them had established a mini bond between them so that they knew where each other were and they needed help or not.
"Yea, we were worried. I thought we were going out tonight? I hope I didn't get dressed up for nothing, because I think I look pretty damn hot and I don't know how long this look will last."
"Hermione, Ron, do you know where you are?" Harry asked highly amused.
"Actually no, but now that I think about it, this looks a lot familiar." Ron said looking around.
"Doesn't matter, let's get the hell out of here." Hermione said taking out one of her cigarettes and lighting it up. "I have the invisibility cloak so we can leave now."
"Hermione look behind me." Harry said stepping aside.
"Oh shit, Snape and Malfoy." Hermione quickly put out her cigarette and tried to cover herself up. Harry pulled his friends into the room and shut the door behind them.
"I hope no one saw you leave looking like that?" Harry asked.
"Of course not. Ginny's got the whole girls dorm against me. The twins, Dean, and Seamus still aren't talking to Ron, so no one really cared if we left."
"What the hell is going on?" Draco yelled. "First you three are acting weird, I think these people are the Golden Trio, someone is using polyjuice potion on them. Professor, you should tell the headmaster."
"Wow, I never heard that one used before." Ron said.
"Polyjuice huh?" Hermione said. "Yea, actually I'm a very bad Death Eater and I've come to take to take Harry Potter to hell. Let's go now Harry, Voldermort is waiting on you."
"Hermione, stop it. I told you we couldn't do this. I knew someone would find out." Harry said.
"Wait! I got an idea! Fred and George gave me a sample of their new product! Hey, Snape, Malfoy, watch this!" Ron said taking out a small ball. Ron threw it at Draco and Snape and a very bad smell filled the room.
"Eww! Ron, what is that?"
"It is called Forget-Me-Not. The smell makes people forget what happened for the past 2 hours. Fred and George tried to make it more but the rats that they tried it on got mental lost too. Let's get out of here before the smoke clears." They threw the invisibility cloak over themselves and ran off going to the secret hallway that would take them out of Hogwarts grounds.
"What is going to happen when Snape and Malfoy wake up?" Harry asked Ron.
"They are going to have one hell of a headache." Ron laughed. Harry rolled his eyes and smiled slightly.
OK, I tried to make this a one chapter one shot, but I couldn't because it is getting waaaay to long. So I'm like whatever, I'll just write another chapter. /\/\; I hope that is okay with you guys.