Returning
Chapter Ten: Tanya
Bichson's POV
"Bibi…."
Someone was calling my name…
"Hey, Be!"
There it was again.
"BIBI WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"DON'T FUCKING DO THAT!"
"WELL YOU WOULDN'T FREAKIN' WAKE UP!"
"WELL YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!"
"WELL THEN, YOU STOP YELLING!"
"YOU STOP YELLING!"
"NO, YOU STOP IT!"
"YOU!"
"YOU'RE SUCH A FREAKING IDIOT!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS TOO!"
"SHUT UP!"
"YOU SHUT UP!"
"NO, YOU SHUT UP!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!"
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"YOU!"
2 hours later….
3rd POV
Somewhere very far from Konoha…
Near the boundaries of Suna…
Two girls lay on the floor and out of breath and still mumbling foul words at each other. After the girls stopped mumbling very vulgar words to each other, the orange hair girl sat up and said, "Hey, Bibi, where the hell are we?" The black haired girl stared back at the orange haired girl and said, "Uhh, I, umm…"
"Bibi, seriously, where are we?"
Bichson's POV
I looked at Tanya and finally I sighed and I told her the whole story.
2 hours later…
Tanya looked at me funny, and then she asked, "You've got to be kidding right? You really expect me to believe you were thrown into an anime world where you met all the characters and now we're thrown back here? Moreover, you don't know how the hell to get home? You're going crazy Bibi. Maybe I hit you on the head way too hard. That's the world's most crack pot story I've ever heard."
She kept looking at me waiting for the real answer when her eyes widened and she screamed,
"OH MY FREAKIN' GOD!"
Somewhere in Sound Village…
"Sasuke-sama, did you hear something?"
"No, don't ask such stupid questions."
Back to Bibi and Tanya…
I gapped at Tanya and finally said, "OW! God woman! That really hurt!"
"Well this is just practically insane! GIVE ME PROOF WOMAN!"
I sighed again and was about to summon Kuro and Shiro when we were surrounded by ninjas. Tanya went rigid with shock and fear, and I stared. I didn't know what to do. Tanya was just a normal person who was a killer by night, but she didn't know anything that had to do with ninja. I didn't want her to get drawn into this mess I called my life.
The ninjas stared at us, I stared at them, and Tanya was just looking really disturbed. It was really quiet for a few seconds then…
"WHAT IN THE MOTHER FU-!"
I slammed my hand across her mouth and hissed, "Are you trying to make me deaf you crazy idiot?"
"Mmm fhh!"
"What?"
"MMM FHH!"
Right after Tanya mumbled whatever she mumbled, she stuck out her leg and landed a low kick to my leg and then I fell and she fell. After we landed on the ground the man behind had a kunai stuck in his forehead. I was gapping and Tanya bit my hand. I yelped and screamed, "What was that for?"
She glared at me then snarled out, "I COULDN'T BREATHE!"
My mouth formed a little 'o' and I let out a nervous laugh. The ninjas stared at us and then one gruffly said, "Come with us."
Tanya snorted and said, "Why should we follow dipshits like you?" She smirked as a frown marred his face. Then he replied hotly, "It would be in your best interest to follow us. Unless, that is, you would rather die out here."
Tanya gave a pout and said, "Fine, dick head."
So then, here we are, Tanya and me, walking in a scorching hot desert, me in a dress, Tanya in her green tank top and white shorts, following stupid ninjas leading us through hell. Wasn't this nice?
After about forever, we were led to a HUGE building and were seated in a room with a whole bunch of ninjas, who I figured out were Sand ninja. So I figured we were in Suna. What to do?
After entering the building Tanya and I were forced to wait in a big room. Finally some doors opened and a certain Kazekage came out.
Tanya stared in shock and disbelief. After a few minutes of staring, she fainted.
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Well anyways, this is all I could think of. The idea of Tanya coming into the Naruto world was given to me by a certain reviewer.
Anyways, I've also started another story called, "Sing it"
My other story, "Ingredients to Your Living Hell" will be updated within the next week or two.
Right now, I still have a writer's block for this story and I'm still searching for a person to help write a lemon for me. -.- Anyways, thanks for reading and I'll update soon.