Chapter 2
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Fesma: And we're back! You haven't missed much. Melody was just shipped off the emergency room for intensive surgery, and King Braderella was booed off the stage.
MishyFishy: xD He deserved it. Anywho, can we have the next diary please?
Fesma: Of course! Drum roll please! (Drum rolls across stage) (Fesma grabs a bright green book, and hands it to Mish)
MishyFishy: This one belongs to... (Opens to first page) OH MY GOD, IT'S ARCHERS! GET IT AWAY FROM ME! (Throws book towards the audience, hitting Hughes) Oops.
Fesma: Come back to me! (Holds out hand and uses the force to make it float back) Ha! (Opens to second page) O.O (Sweat drop) Mish, look-it.
MishyFishy: (Glances over) Oh, God! That's just not right!
(Camera zooms into diary; explicit pictures of Zolf Kimblee are shown.)
Kimblee: (Meep)
Fesma: OKAY! Next page... (Turns page) Oh, a tape! (Pops tape into the VCR) (Explicit clips or Kimblee & Archer are shown)
MishyFishy: EW! (Goes into fetal position, sucking thumb)
('Ew' goes through the crowd)
Kimblee: (Yells over to Archer) I told you not to show anyone!
Archer: But I didn't! They did! (Pointing to Fesma and Mish)
MishyFishy: Shut up you stupid blob of disgusting... Err… Ew-ness! (Turns to Fesma) Okay, moving on to the next page... (Turns page.) O.o Okay that's just disturbing...
Fesma: What?
MishyFishy: It says... 'Riza Hawkeye Riza Hawkeye Riza Hawkeye Riza Hawkeye' Over 'n' over again…
Riza, Fuery, &Roy: O.O
Riza: HEY! (Stands up and points at Archer) I thought I killed you!
Fesma: Security!
(Thousands of tree frogs come in and carry Archer out of the theater.)
Fesma: Okay! Next Diary! (Alarm sounds) Never mind! It's commercial time!
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