(End commercial)
(Mish is missing from her seat)
Fesma: OKAY! And we're back!
MishyFishy: (Comes back on stage, trying to make herself dizzy) "It's Peanut butter Jelly Time!"(She collides with the giant pile of books, knocking them all down. One is left on Mish's face) I think I've found our next victim! (Opens front cover) Okay, who's Heughburt?
Fesma: (Swipes diary anime style) (Reads, and becomes starry-eyed) This ain't Heughburts! It's Scars!
MishyFishy: Then why does it say Heughburt? (Gasps three short gasps) That must be his real name!
(Audience gasps)
Scar: IT'S NOT ANYMORE! (Sobsob)
Fesma: Let's take a look! (Flips a few pages in) Okay, this is odd…
(camera zooms into page)
Diary: Killing People, Killing People, Killing People, Killing People, Killing People, Killing People, Killing People, Killing People, Killing People, Melody, Killing people in the name of God, Killing People, Killing People, Melody…
Fesma: Mish, is this right!
MishyFishy: (Reads) Scar and Melody… That sounds so cute! (Sees Mustang out or the corner of her eye. His head is about to explode) I MEAN NOT RIGHT!
Fesma: (Flips a few more pages) O.O; Look at this! (Shows to mish)
(The page shows "Melody" over and over again)
MishyFishy: Okay Stalker much? .. HEY! HE should meet Amanda! (AN: Amanda is a friend of ours who stalks every guy she likes.)
Fesma: (Flips a few more pages where a tape is duck-taped to the page. The tape has 'Drunken Night' on it) OO; xD! Oh boy I wonder what this is…
MishyFishy: (Looks up at Roy and Vincent) Chelsea, I wouldn't if I were you…
Vincent: (Tackles Scar, and holds up by the scruff. He throws Scar onto the stage)
Fesma: SECURTIY! Confiscate Roy's gloves, or we'll have one cancelled show…
(Tree frogs stampede in and eat Roy's hands)
Roy: O.O My sexy hands!
Fesma: Okay, pop in the tape!
(Mish put the tape in the VCR and presses play)
(The tape only shows a door) Mel's Voice: I wuuvvv you! (A single bump is heard)
MishyFishy: OKAY, I think that's enough! (Presses stop button)
(Melody Barges through door)
Scar: (stands up) Melody?
Mel: I'm alive! And it's all because of YOU, Scar!
(Scar and Mel make out)
Riza, Havoc, Fuery, Breda, Falmon, Denny, and Maria: O.O
Roy & Vincent: D
(Riza shoots at Scar and Mel, but Roy moves her hand away to avoid shooting Mel) (Bullet just misses Mish's head hitting the big screen behind her)
Roy & Riza: Oops…
Fesma: Oh great, we ALL know what that means…
(Envy burst through the door.) (Scar and Mel are still making out)
Envy: I AM THE REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN!
MishyFishy: Don't you mean Shman shman shman? --;;
Envy:O(Runs out of the studio crying)
(Ed runs up on stage and fixes the screen with Alchemy)
Fesma: Okay with that done…
MishyFishy: Commercial time!
Fesma: First… (Walks over to Mel and Scar; tries to push them off stage) You can stop now…
MishyFishy: PLEASE!
Commercial