Okay, first of all, this story is not a serious story, it is a humorus comedy for all of you out there who like a good laugh, especially if you have nothing to do. (Then again, what are ya doing in here in the humor section if ya want to find and read a serious story?) Since this is a comedy, the characters may appear out of character, so if you hate that kind of stuff, leave now! Otherwise, do feel welcome to read and laugh till your stomach aches with pain and rips open form laughing too hard. (Yes, I know I am gross and weird.) Please tell what you think afterwards, and if I should continue. You can give out ideas for what I should put in the story if you wish, but there'll be no guarantee that I will use them for sure.
Now for the disclaimer
Once upon a boring summer day at the Malfoy mansion, Draco stared out the window, bored as ever. School was over for the holidays until September, and it was only the start of August, so he was stuck at his house. He had already done pretty much everything that a Malfoy would consider amusing and fun over a long summer holiday. So he sat, staring out the window, and sighed.
Draco: I am bored! I need something new to do. I've already been mini golfing 6 times, played laser tag 15 times, been at the movies 8, went to the petting zoo 12, gone quidditch shopping 5, sweet shopping 17, and been to the amusement park 23-
Lucius: (from his work room) 24!
Draco: Err, 24 times! And it's only the start of August, and I am absolutely BORED!!!
Then out of the blue, an idea popped into his head.
Draco: Wait a minute! (A lightbulb flashes over his head) I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!!
Then in a flash of light, the blond bolted into his father's office, to speak of his brilliant idea.
Draco: Father, I have been thinking...
Lucius: (looks up from his working desk) Why the bloody hell do you have a lightbulb floating over your head?
Draco: What? (looks up at the lightbulb still shining over his head) oh. (reaches up and switches the idea lightbulb off and it disappears) Okay, continuing; I am completely and utterly bored around here! I've been mini golfing 6 times, played laser tag 15 times, been at the movies 8, went to the petting zoo 12, gone quidditch shopping 5, sweet shopping 17, and been to the amusement park 23 times!
Lucius: 24 times, Draco.
Draco: Whatever, 24 times! And now am dying of boredom! I have never been this bored since one of Professor Binn's Histroy of Magic classes!
Lucius: ...and your point is...?
Draco: My point is, I was wondering, if I could perhaps, have a summer slumber party here with all my friends! Please? (wow! Imagine Draco saying please! Weird image, huh?)
Lucius: Oh, all right, but I don't want you inviting a certain few people.
Draco: Who would they be?
Lucius: takes a deep breath ( see if you can name all these ppl! XD ) The brainless duo who follow you around, the shrieking pug girl, the wolf guy, the greasy gothic freak with the large nose, the dog dude, the rat man, the boy with the toad who really sucks at potions, the long-bearded twinkly eyed geezer, the toad woman, the freaky fortune telling fraud with the magnified eyes, the peg-leg man with the weird eyeball, the half giant who talks funny, the muggle-obsessed red head, the chubby red head, the red head prank borthers, the red head who thinks he's so perfect, the innocent cute little girl red head, the red head boy who hangs out with scar head, the studying and exam-loving maniac mudblood girl who also hangs out with scar head, and most of all, NO CURSED SPECTACLE-WEARING SCAR-HEADED-ALWAYS- SAVING-THE-DAY HERO BOY IN MY HOUSE!!!
Draco: ...they do have names you know, and that's not just a few people.
Lucius: And those are the people I will not have in my house.
Draco: But father, that was everyone I wanted to invite! Well...almost everyone...
Lucius: Why don't you invite the dark lord along instead? I'm sure his death eaters would be happy to come too!
Draco: VOLDEMORT?! But he-
Lucius: Don't speak of his name, Draco!
Draco: Ok, but 'He-who-must-not-be-named' and his death eaters will ruin everything, daddy!
Lucius:...did you just call me daddy?
Draco: err...no!
Lucius: Right then. I will not have the rest of those hooligans in my house!
Draco: I wasn't going to invite them all over! As if i'd want to invite that Potter boy and his loony friends to my house anyways! Wait a minute! (light bulb shines over his head That gives me an idea!)
Lucius: Would you please shut that thing off!
Draco: Sorry. (switches lightbulb off) What if Potter and his friends did come? It would make things alot more interesting...
Lucius: I TOLD YOU THAT I WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT POTTER BOY IN MY-
Narcissa: What the devil is going on in here?!
Draco: I wanted to have a party with my friends, but father won't let me invite all of them!
Narissa: A party?! Oh Draco! What a splendid idea to get all your friends to come over here! It's been such along time since you've seen them! (turns around to Lucius) Lucius! We should let his friends over for a little bonding. He hasn't been in contact with them for ages, and the boy needs a party like this to cheer him up! I think this will be just the thing!
Lucius: But-
Narissa: Not another word! It's settled then! (walks out of the study) A party! Now why didn't I think of that?!
Lucius groaned, defeated.
Lucius: Alright Draco, you may have your party with those Hogwarts nutters. But I must lay out a few rules. First of all, no mess! Another, no alcohol! I will be working, so please keep the noise level down! You may use our pool, but no diving in the shallow end. No food or drinks in the pool or jacuzzi. And most importantly, no bugging me unless you or someone else is dying! Unless it's that Potter boy or any other mudbloods, then you may let them die.
Draco: Oh thank you daddy! hugs him
Lucius: o0; Yes...you're welcome...(pries Draco off) And your friends must bring some of their own party snacks, because we're not shopping for all of them!
Draco: Ok! I'll start making the invitations!
Lucius sighed.
Lucius: Why do I have this horrible feeling that I know i'm going to regret this?!
And so, the happy, not-so-bored-anymore boy bounded up the stairs to make his invitations. 'This is going to be the best party ever!' Draco beamed as he reached his room.
To be continued...
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