Hello all! Here's the second chapter of insanitee, soooo....ya!
Disclaimer: Once again, I do not own Harry Potter or it's characters! All J.K. Rowling's!!!
Draco worked hard and long and he finally got all his invitations done. 'That's all of them!' Draco finally announced after a hard day of work. Draco summoned his faithful Eagle owl, tying all the letters to it's leg, and sending him out the window. 'Fly away and deliver the invitations, my loyal pet!' Draco called into the wind, as the owl swooped into the sunlight.
Draco's maginificent owl swooped down to the Burrow, dropping off the invitation to the Weasley's, but before doing so, a little hyper active owl (Pigwigeon, who else?!) came flying around the Eagle owl's head, buzzing with many questions. The larger owl was becomming rather annoyed with this.
Then, a painful HOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!! was heard as Ron rushed to the window.
Ron: Oi! Pigwigeon! Stop all that racket! Percy's gonna have a fit at me again!
Draco's owl swooped down towards Ron, dropping the invitations.
Ron: Hey! That's not Pig? Where did Pig go?! Pig?! PIG?!?!
Pigwigeon: hoooooooo.....(translation: oooooooowwwwww)
Ron looked down from the kitchen window, and saw him lying on the ground.
Ron: Silly bird...
Ron went out the door to scoop up the poor harassed Pigwigeon off the ground, then took him inside to his cage, despite the great hooting and fuss Pigwigeon made.
Ron: Now that that's taken care of, let's see what this thing is. Oh, Pig! Be quiet for once!
Ron opened the neat invitation, just as an angry Percy came bounding down the stairs.
Percy: Oi! Ron, get that bird to keep quiet already! I can't work on the new cauldron models with all this-what's that you got there? Is that to you? Because if it isn't, you know you really shouldn't be-
Ron: It's to all of us Percy, now let me read it, geez...BLOODY MERLIN!!
Ron stared wide-eyed at the letter, hand shaking. Poor Ron look absolutely horrified at what he had just read.
Percy: What?! Did father lose his job or something?! Ministy blow up?! Let me see that!!
Percy quickly snatched the paper, fear creeping over him on what terrible news awaited on the parchment. He read the top...
Dear Weasleys
You have been invited to...
DRACO'S BORED OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MIND SUPER SUMMER SLUMBER PARTY!!!
Percy didn't read the rest, but simply, threw the invitation on the ground, annoyed.
Percy: This is what you got me all worked up about?! Some stupid party?!
Ron: Percy, don't you get it!? This is from Malfoy! That stupid pure blooded, muggle hater that always insults and pokes fun at us! And now, he's just invited us to his party! Doesn't it all just seem...THE SLIGHTEST BIT WRONG?!
Just then, a cheerful bouncing Molly came striding in the kitchen.
Molly: What's this we've got here?!
Molly bent over to pick up the invitation and read it over, adopting neither Percy's or Ron's reactions.
Molly: A party?! Oh isn't that just wonderful?! How very generous of them to do that!
Percy: Mother, you know I can't go! I have got loads of work to do for the ministry!
Ron: And mom, this is Malfoy we are talking about here! There is no way you are making us go!
Molly: They must have put alot of effort to make this party, and they were very kind to invite you! You are going to this party, and that's final!
At that moment, the twins apparated downstairs.
Fred: Did somebody just say the word 'party?'
George: We'd love to go too!
Molly: Well, i'm glad to see someone's enthusiastic about this!
Fred: Who's party?
Ron: The evil pure blooded, Weasley-insulting, mudblood haters of doom!
George:...come again?
Percy: He means the Malfoy's.
George and Fred looked at each other wide-eyed, as two large grins began to spread across their faces.
George: We'll go get ready!
Fred: Ditto that!
The two apparated to their rooms in a flash.
Molly: You two better not be planning to bring along your inventions!
Ron: Oh mom, do we have to go?!
Molly: Yes! We are all going! Well, except me and Arthur. We won't be able to stay, but we can drop you off.
Ron: But..that's not fair! You can't just make us go without you and dad! It could all be a trap!
Molly: This is not a trap and any joke! You are going! there won't be another word about it!
Ron groaned in defeat, as his mother walked out of the kitchen to the laundry room. (let's just say they have a laundry room, even if they don't!)
Ron: Well, i'd better go fellytone (telephone) Harry to see if he's coming along too. Percy, send our owl, Errol the Ancient to Malfoy, giving him our reply that we'll be there.
Percy: But i've got loads of work to do! Since when is it that the younger brother bosses around the older one?! Oh all right! But no more favours after this! Stupid Malfoys...
Meanwhile, at Private Drive, Harry sat down for dinner, depressingly picking at his bacon. (What's that you say? Bacon's only for breakfast?! It can be eaten for dinner too you know! Me and my family ate bacon for dinner before!) Harry sighed depressingly, for poor Harry had been as bored as Draco. (except even worse off, cause he couldn't go to the amusement parks and sweet shopping and all the other fun things, like Draco had done, so he had suffered this boredom as long as the summer holidays had started, where Harry has almost gone bored to the point of insanity.)
The Dursely's were getting quite bored too, having nothing to talk about, since no school or work was happening. Draco's owl broke the boring silence though, as it swooped through the open window, dropping Harry's letter, flying out the open door (Geez, ya think these ppl would take a hint and close the door with all the roaming maniacs and rabies- infested racoons in the neighbourhood!)
Vernon: NO! NOT THE ATTACK OF THE RUDDY OWLS AGAIN!!!
Dudely: AAAAHHH!!!! DON'T LET THEM HURT ME MOMMY!
Petunia: Don't worry, my precious little Duddykins! Mommy won't let the mean nasty owl hurt you! (grabs a broom) OUT! OUT! YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!! SHOO!!!
Draco's poor owl recieved a great whacking on the head before it could retreat, luckily, dropping the letter in Harry's bacon before it flew out.
Dudely: KEEP THEM AWAY! KEEP THEM AWAY!!!
Harry: It's gone now, and there's a letter for me!
Vernon: Well, gee! Who else?!
Harry eagarly opened the letter. Inside was a neatly folded invitation with a silver ribbon wrapped around it. He opened the letter, and was rather shocked to see what was inside. Written in neat green ink, was Draco's invitation.
Dear Harry Potter
You have been invited to...
DRACO'S BORED OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MIND SUPER SUMMER SLUMBER PARTY!!!
Who: Draco Malfoy
What: A Summer party
Where: My mansion (turn over invitation for a map to my mansion)
When: Tomorrow (terribly sorry for such short notice) 6:00-12:00pm
Why: Because I am seriously bored out of my mind (as I am sure many of you are as well)
How: Transportation depends on you!
Extra things: Bring your bathing suit and towel, because we will be swimming in my swimming pool (jacuzzi included!). Bring some party food, drinks and/or candy too, because we won't be supplying the party food. (not my idea!) You may also bring your house pet, if you wish. And please send me an answer back, saying if you can come or not ASAP! Because I will need to know the number of people coming. Hope you can come!
Draco Malfoy
Harry looked at what he just read, stunned. Sure, he was really bored to the point of going crazy, but go to a party a Malfoys?! Harry didn't know what to think. 'It could be a trap, or just a joke' Harry thought. But if he was invited, Ron and Hermione were probably called along too. 'Any place but the Dursely's' Harry thought finally. 'And if it realy is a trap, at least it's in a masion with my friends.' Harry came to his conclusion.
Harry: Can I go to Malfoy's slumber party?!
Vernon: Is this another one of your freaky friends?
Harry: Well, actually, more of an enemy-errr...ya! Freaky friend! That's it...
Petunia: he's hiding something Vernon...
Vernon: Ah, fine! As long as you're out of my site!
Harry: Thank you!
Harry rushed up to his room with his ticket to freedom form the Dursely's, in hand. He took some paper from underneath his bed, and wrote;
Dear Malfoy
I will be attending your summer slumber party. I will bring Hedwig along, and for food, I will bring...
Harry thought for a moment, then if finally came to him.
Harry: I'll just cook some bacon!
Harry continued his reply;
for food, I will bring bacon. I will see you there tomorrow.
Harry Potter
Harry tied the reply to Hedwig's leg, showing her where to go by using the map on the back of the invitation, and sent her off towards Draco's house.
Harry: Now i'll phone Hermione to see if she's got an invitation!
To be continued...
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