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Trelawney was sitting in her house, bending over her crystal ball with her large magnified eyes and tackey jewelry.
Trelawney: ah....I see an invitation that brings exciting events comeing to me!
Trelawney went to her window, and surely enough, Draco's beat-up owl flew to Trelawney's window, dropping the invitation in her hands.
Trelawney opened the invitation slowly, fingers trembling, as if suspecting anthrax or a time bomb.
Dear Professor Trelawney
you have been invited to...
DRACO'S BORED OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MIND SUPER SUMMER SLUMBER PARTY!!!
Who: Draco Malfoy
What: A Summer party
Where: My mansion (turn over invitation for a map to my mansion) When: Tomorrow (terribly sorry for such short notice) 6:00-12:00pm
Why: Because I am seriously bored out of my mind (as I am sure many of you are as well)
How: Transportation depends on you! Extra things: Bring your bathing suit and towel, because we will be swimming in my swimming pool (jacuzzi included!). Bring some party food, drinks and/or candy too, because we won't be supplying the party food. (not my idea!) You may also bring your house pet, if you wish. And please send me an answer back, saying if you can come or not ASAP! Because I will need to know the number of people coming. Hope you can come!
Draco Malfoy
Trewlawney: Ah, just as I have predicted! Though I feel another prediction coming! The deliverer of this invitation will expreience something tragic as he takes his leave!
Draco's owl flew away quickly, wanting to get away from crazy Trelawney as soon as possible, and stayed high in the sky to evade people and mobs of crows that lurked in the trees, but not before crashing into a powerline, being severly electricuted, but surprisingly not killed.
Trelawney wrote her reply;
Dear Mr. Malfoy
I accept your invitation to this event, despite the warnings my super natural powers have told me. I shall bring...yummy stuff...
Sybyll Trelawney
Trelawney sent her owl to deliver the reply to Draco, and went out to buy some 'yummy food' from the Wizard Supermarket.
Draco's poor half-dead owl now flew over Snape's house, still having to deliver half of the invitations originally assigned. Snape was sitting at his work desk, looking over the last of the OWLS marks, when suddenly-
WHAM!!! Draco's owl flew straight into Snape's window.
Snape: What the bloody hell?!
Snape got up and went to the window. The owl slid down the glass, leaving a mess of feathers, blood and owl guts stuck to the window (nasty, I know, but live with it people! This is supposed to be an insane crazy fic! Geez!) Snape peeled the poor squashed owl off the window with a spatula, face wrinkled in disgust. ( yes, a spatula, don't ask how or why.)
Snape: What a stupid bird to have smashed into a window like that! Then again, owls were always stupid. Wait a minute...who the hell would be sending a letter to me?!
Snape had spotted the invitation labeled to Snape, still clutched in the owl's talons. It couldn't be from the ministy or Dumbledore, since this was an owl he did not recognize.
Snape took the invitation, opened it and read over;
Dear Professor Snape
you have been invited to...
DRACO'S BORED OUT OF YOUR BLOODY MIND SUPER SUMMER SLUMBER PARTY!!!
Who: Draco Malfoy
What: A Summer party
Where: My mansion (turn over invitation for a map to my mansion)
When: Tomorrow (terribly sorry for such short notice) 6:00-12:00pm
Why: Because I am seriously bored out of my mind (as I am sure many of you are as well)
How: Transportation depends on you!
Extra things: Bring your bathing suit and towel, because we will be swimming in my swimming pool (jacuzzi included!). Bring some party food, drinks and/or candy too, because we won't be supplying the party food. (not my idea!) You may also bring your house pet, if you wish. And please send me an answer back, saying if you can come or not ASAP! Because I will need to know the number of people coming. Hope you can come!
Draco Malfoy
Snape: A slumber party?! What is this boy thinking?! He must be incredibly bored to have invited me along to this! Oh well, may as well, go since there's nothing interesting in my life happening right now.
Snape grabbed a piece of paper and wrote on it;
Dear Mr. Malfoy
I will attend your party. I will attempt to cook something for food, but don't say I didn't warn you if you get food poisoning from whatever I cook.
Professor Snape
P.S. Your owl died when it smashed into my window, if you're wondering where it went.
Snape tied the parchment to his pet Raven (let's just say he has a Raven, ok? It's called imagination! ) and sent it to deliver the reply, along with all the other invitations that Draco had given to his now-dead owl.
Snape: Now, what to cook?
Snape picked up Draco's mutilated owl. 'And what about this piece of roadkill?' he asked himself. Then, he put the two questions together. 'I have just the thing...' Snape grinned.
Back at the Malfoy mansion, the sun had almost now set behind the hills, and Draco awaited the replies.
Draco: What is taking them?! Oh well, i'll go take a snooze, by then, maybe someone's reply will have arrive.
But Draco sat up in bed worrying that night. What if none of them can't come? What if no one WANTS to come? Why isn't my Eagle owl back yet? Is he okay?
Draco drifted off to sleep, leaving his thoughts behind, but only two hours later, to be interupted by a racket outside his window. Draco rubbed his eyes sleepily, and opened the window. In flew 5 owls(unless you count Crabbe and Goyle's two headed owl as 2 separate owls, the that would make 6 owls), a cat, a raven, and a voice from the mailbox outside that said 'You've got mail!'
Draco: Since when the hell did we get a mailbox?! Oh well, i'll worry about that later. Looks like half the replies are here!
Draco spotted the snowy owl, figuring that it was Harry's owl, Hedwig. He opened Harry's reply, smiled and rubbed his hands together in an evil fasion. 'Execellent...' Draco grinned. 'Now! For the next one!' Draco beamed, as he saw Errol and opened the Weasley's reply. 'Good. Good.' Draco smiled. He looked at the fluffy white cat.
'A cat delivering mail? Now that's something you don't see everyday!' Draco said aloud as he untied Pansy's reply. He read over, glad that she could come, and even more glad about the amount of sweets she was bringing, but quite disgusted at the amount of romantic gushy words and pink hearts decorated on the paper.
Then he spotted the siamese twin owl, one head nipping at the other, trying to pull away from one another. 'It could only be Crabbe and Goyle' Draco thought to himself. He opened the reply, very happy seeing that they could come. He expected they would.
Then a toad hopped in the window. Draco looked very surprised to see a toad delivering mail, and then immidiately thought 'Neville'. Draco opened the reply. He wondered if inviting Neville would be such a good idea. 'Just as long as he doesn't explode anything.' Draco thought. he wouldn't really be able to at this party, unless they would be playing some kind of potions game. 'Not a bad idea. Maybe I can ask Snape to make the potions too!' Draco thought. Just then, a raven nipped at Draco's finger to grab his attention.
Draco: OW! What the- who the bloody hell would send a Raven to do an owl's job?! Speaking of owls, my eagle owl should have been back hours ago!
Draco angrily took the reply from the Raven's leg, along with all the other invitations attatched to it's leg.
Draco: And it stole all my invitations too! Honestly! Who could be so stupid as to own such a dumb foul bird!
Draco opened the reply, seeing it was from Snape. 'Oh..' Draco said sheepishly, seeing that the Raven was owned by the head of his house. Draco read the reply, delighted the potions master could come, but somewhat disturbed at the food part of the reply. 'Oh well.' Draco sighed. Maybe it'll be good. Then he read the P.S. at the bottom.
Draco: ...so that's where he went...and that also explains why all the invitations are attatched to the raven...crp, i'm gonna need a backup owl...
Draco looked at Snape's raven, since it was Snape's window that killed his owl, he decided Snape should let him use a bird as a replacement. The raven didn't look too happy at the insults that Draco had thrown at him though. (Yes, the raven could understand him. Ravens are VERY smart birds you know!) Draco lay down on his bed.
Draco: That's right. Come here...yes...look at the candy I have for you! (holding a pack of skittles) Good boy! Now just to tie these to your foot...
Raven: Caw!! (translation: No!)
Draco: Ow! He bit me! Bad crow!
Raven: CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!!! Translation: I AM NOT A CROW YOU STUPID BOY! I AM A RAVEN! LET ME SPELL IT FOR YOU! R-A-V-E-N! RAVEN!!! SIMPLE?! (And that's how smart ravens are! :D )
Draco: Fine! Be that way!
Angry, Draco stuck out his tounge out at the Raven, and beckoned for Hedwig. Since Hedwig was always so eagar to deliver mail, she let Draco tie the rest of the invitations to her and sent her to go deliver the rest.
Hedwig flew out the window with a happy 'Hoot!' which most likely meant, 'Hooray!' and soared into the night sky.
Draco then went down to the talking mail box, and saw Hermione's reply, saying that she would come, despite the long way and trouble, and bring some pop and chips.
Draco: Sheesh! Muggles!
Now, this story is going WAY too slow, so i'm just gonna speed it up a few notches and say that Hedwig sucessfully delivered the rest of the invitations, and returned to Draco's house.
Before daybreak, Draco outside his window got another racket of animals; 5 owls, a phonix (who else, but Fawkes?! :D ) and a grey hippogriff. (Buckbeak!! )
Draco: I've seen that hippogriff before somewhere! I can't lay my finger on it though...oh well!
Draco got all the replies. Mc gonagall, Dumbledore, Sirius, Remus, Hagrid, and Umbridge said that they could come. Peter Pettitgrew and Mad- eye Moody said that they couldn't make it. Satisfied, Draco sent Hedwig back to Harry with a thank you note, then crawled into bed, thinking of all the fun stuff they would do tomorrow.
To be continued...
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