Okay, I've decided to post this chapter before I go away for 5 days ( again XD ). Thanks again for all your reviews, peeps! It really helps! From this chapter on, things get more crazy, because my insane friend will be helping me write this! She just said to go read and review her fics. yamatadragon is her user name. But don't run away yet! Read this first! Please? Now, let us begin with the insanity!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and it's characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Oh yea! I don't own Digimon either.
Crabbe and Goyle were desperatly wandering the streets of someplace not too far from Draco's house, yet not too close either, attempting to find their way to his mansion.
Crabbe: Are you sure we go this way?
Goyle: Ya, the map says that we go north
Crabbe: Ya, but this is east!
Goyle: No it isn't, it's west!
Crabbe: That's still not north!
Goyle: North? Why are we going north?! That's where Santa lives!
Crabbe: Hey! Ever thought that Draco might actually be Santa?!
(crickets chirp)
(Crabbe and Goyle imagine Draco in a santa suit, driving a sleigh with reindeer, and merrily giving toys to little kids)
Crabbe & Goyle:... NAH!!! What the hell were we thinking?!
Meanwhile, back at Draco's house...
Draco: Where are they?! They are 30 seconds late! I sure hope father's new security dogs don't tear them up too bad.
Neville then walked up to the door, holding Trevor, dragging a rotweiler dog biting his butt behind him.
Neville: Sorry i'm late by 30 seconds
Draco: Actually, that would be 38 seconds
Neville then shoved a bag into Draco's face.
Draco: Uhh...what is this?
Neville: It's my grandmother's cooking! Like I said I would bring in the reply!
Draco:...and what would that be?
Neville: Peanut Butter Pie!
Draco:...uuum...right....thank you....i'll just put that in the kitchen...
Draco mumbled to himself ' Peanut Butter Pie?! What a nutter...a peanut nutter. Hey! Rhymes with Peanut Butter! Like the pie he made! Ha ha!'
Draco was chuckling amusingly to himself at his own little corny joke, that he almost didn't hear that dreaded mushy voice.
Pansy: Oh Drakykins!!!
Draco: Oh my god...I must have been really bored yesterday to have invited her! Oh well, just as long as she doesn't hang onto me for the whole time like a leech as she always does at school! At least I know that Potter will keep to his own buisness more! Wait! I invited Potter?!
Pansy strided into the kitchen as she shook off another Rotweiler, trying to attack Pansy and her cat.
Draco: Down boy!
Draco pulled the dog away from Pansy, and shooed him outside.
Neville: Uuuhh, Malfoy, the dog still has me!
Draco: I'll be there in a minute!
Neville: It hurts!
Draco: I said i'll be there in a minute okay?! Yeesh! So impatient!
Pansy: I brought my sweets and Mr. Snooglekins along with me too!
Draco: Argh! Get him away! I hate cats!
Mr. Snooglekins: Hiisssssss! (translation: And I hate you too!)
Pansy: Where should I put the sweets?
Pansy took out two giant bags of candy, and Draco stood there, drooling.
Draco: Holy sock! I think I just died and went to heaven! Maybe inviting Pansy wasn't such a bad idea after all!
Pansy: Sorry, didn't hear you Drakey! What did you say?
Draco: Oh! I just said...put the sweets on the counter behind me here!
Pansy: And where should I put Mr. Snooglekins?
Draco pointed to the garbage can beside Pansy. Pansy looked as if she were about to cry.
Pansy: Oh, now you hurt his feelings!
Draco: No! No! I was only joking! Eer...put him in my dad's office. Down that hall, three doors down on the right.
Draco pointed down one of the three halls that led from the kitchen. Draco grinned to himself as Pansy set down the sweets she promised, and she skipped down the hall to what was not the den, but the Boiler Room of DOOM!!! DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!
Snape then walked in with his pet raven on his shoulder, and a security Doberman dog biting his leg, and also carrying his recipe of disaster. Neville was picking up his toad when he saw Snape.
Neville: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! STALKER!!!!
The startled Rotweiler let go of Nevilles leg and dashed outside. Neville dropped Trevor, and Snape's raven dove for the poor toad.
Trevor: Croak! (Translation: Save me!)
Snape luckily grabbed his raven before it reached the toad.
Snape: Bad Raven!
Snape took out a rolled up 'Daily Prophet' newspaper and whacked his raven as punishment.
Raven: ;; CAW!!!
Draco: Professor! You made it!
Snape whacked the newspaper on the Doberman that was hanging onto his leg with it's teeth, sending it running outside, and handed Draco a bowl of suspicious-looking meat and noodles mixed together with feathers sticking out. Draco was about to ask what it was, but another voice cut in.
'What the bloody hell is that?!'
yes, it was Ron, accompanied by his 3 brothers, sister, and their two owls, Pigwidgeon and Errol. Fred and Geroge were fighting off the 2 security poodle dogs.
Percy: Ron, speak to your professor more respectfully!
Ron imitated what Percy had just said, in a mocking voice, adding on 'Honestly Percy! You are such a suck up!', making Percy stomp on Ron's foot.
George: Oh, grow up you two!
Fred: Ya!
Percy: Speak for yourselves! Pulling pranks on everyone 24/7!
Fred: Hey! It's what we live to do!
George: And we can't be technically pulling pranks on people 24/7, cause we're sleeping for at least 10 hours! It's more like 14/7. I think that's right, but i'm not sure, cause I-
Percy: All right! I get it!
Draco: What is that you cooked, sir?
Snape: Owl lasagna.
Draco looked horrified at the moment.
Draco: What owl would that be, sir?
Ron: Do I want to know?
Draco: Wait! I recognize that feather!
Draco picked out a feather from the mushed up noodels and meat.
Draco: MY PET OWL!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Poor Draco started to hysterically sob.
George: Can I throw up now?
Snape: Trust me, Malfoy, it was hopelessly smeared all over my window when it crashed. It didn't have a strand of life left in it. And what was I supposed to do? Throw it in the garbage or bury it in the dirt?!
Fred: uuh...yea! That's exactly what you're supposed to do to a dead pet, you sicko! Not barbeque it for some party!
Snape: How did you know I used a barbeque?!
Neville: I thought when you make lasagna, you put it in the oven. That's what my grandma always did!
Snape: Well, how the hell am I supposed to know?!
Ron: Is it too late to turn back?
Percy leaned out the door to check if their parents will still there. They were just pulling out.
Percy: Yes
Ginny grabbed Pigwigeon and Errol and ran out the door.
Ginny: OH MY GOD! NOOOO!!! MUM! DAD! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE!!!
The car rode off (or should I say, flew off) into the sunset.
Ginny: .. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape:...right then. Like I said before on the reply, it could have food poisoning, so don't say I didn't warn you if you wake up tomorrow, throwing up on the floor. I also made something else if you don't want to eat the lasagna.
Snape took out a nice well-made pie.
Draco: Oooh! Shepard's pie! That looks yummy! I'll place it in the kitchen for later.
Draco eagerly placed the pie on the counter, not aware of the horrors that awaited within it's flakey crust.
Harry arrived with Hedwig, and when Snape saw Harry, he looked as if he were about to be very sick, and backed away several steps from the door. Neville, however, looked absolutely delighted that he and Ron wouldn't be the only ones!
Snape: Please, shoot me now...
Neville: Yay! Harry's here!
Harry: I'm here! I brought the bacon!
Draco: oh joy...bacon...
Percy: Ooh! I LOVE bacon!!!
Ron: Hi Harry! Since when did you start liking bacon Percy?
Percy: Since 10 seconds ago!
Ron: Right...
Draco: Wait a minute! Why the hell is he here?! I never invited him!
Everyone looked behind Harry as he stepped aside, and saw, holding his camera, Colin Creevy.
Neville: AAAAAAHHH!!! Another stalker! They're everywhere!
Colin: I am not a stalker, Neville, i'm Colin Creevy! I was in your house last year! Don't you rememeber me!?
Snape: And i'm not a stalker either!
Neville: (looks at Snape) AAAHHH!!! STALKER!!!
Snape slapped his forhead if fustration.
Draco: ...I'll just place the bacon in the kitchen for later then.
Percy: NO!! GIMMIE BACON!
Percy snatched the bacon away.
Percy: It's MY precious!
Harry: Hey! I worked hard to make them just crispy, yet tender enough for perfection! You better not eat them!
At that moment, Percy devoured half the bacon down in 10 seconds.
Harry: No! My beautiful masterpeice! (Harry pulls bacon away from Percy) Okay, this is going up in a safe place in the kitchen where you can't reach it!
Harry handed the remaining bacon to Draco.
Harry: Please put this somewhere where Percy won't get it.
Percy: more bacon... (foaming at the mouth) MORE!!! BWA HA HA HAAA!!!!
Snape: And why the hell did I come here again?
Draco: Because you were bored, like me! Now let's go do something!
Harry: Ooh! Ooh! Can we play video games?! I saw your gamecube in the living room!
Draco: Ya, I just got a that for my birthday. Some sort of muggle contraption I suppose. Video games and a gamecube you said they were called?
Harry: Yea! Perfect! I snuck two of Dudley's video games with me! Kindom of Hearts and Super Smash Brothers! I'll show you how to work the gamecube! Let's go!
So Harry, Draco, Neville, Snape, Ron, Percy, Fred, and George sat down and turned on the game cube, while Ginny sat outside, petting the security dogs, Pigwidgeon, and Errol, crying at how her parents could do such a cruel thing as to had make her go to Draco's horrid place.
Harry sat down to demonstrate how the gamecube wroked, as he grabbed a contoller and switched the gamecube on.
Snape: The thought just occured to me, but, am I going to be the only adult here?
Draco:...yes! Well, except my dad's in his office, but I doubt he'll want to be disturbed.
Snape: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! IT'S ENOUGH THAT I'M STUCK WITH YOU DAMN KIDS ALL SCHOOL YEAR, BUT THIS?! DURING THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS?! I NEVER-
Draco: Woah! I was just kidding!
Ron: Hey guys! Shutup! We're trying to watch!
They were all watching the Kingdom of Hearts intro, where Sora is falling through the water.
Harry: This part is so cool, where he falls through the water!
Fred: That's a guy?!
George: No way! I mean, what did you say his name was again?
Harry: Sora.
George: Isn't that a girl's name?
Hermione: Yes, I remember a girl named Sora in Digimon. (A/N: Had to put the Digimon! lol!)
Crookshanks: Meow.
Snape: Where the hell did you come from?
Hermione: Well, it's a long story how I got here. Well first, I had to take this train. But I had no idea how to get to Malfoy's house, so I-
Hermione went on and on and on...
Snape: I'm sorry I asked.
Ron: Can somebody turn off the banter button on her?
Percy: SHUTUP!
Hermione: (Gasp) Percy! I don't believe you actually just said that! You never tollerated such rude language and things like that back at Hogwarts! I always saw you, strutting about the hall, telling people off for such foul words and ect; but now, here you are, shouting rude things at everyone!And blah blah blah blah blah...
Snape: There she goes again...
Percy: I wasn't...strutting!
Hermione: And a blah blah blah blah blah...
Draco: Has anyone got earplugs? The one thing we don't have here in my mansion!
Fred: Here, try these!
Fred handed Draco some hot pink earplugs. (Hey! Who can argue with hot pink?!...that was just a joke...okay? )
Draco put the earplugs in his ears, but alas, the earplugs were a prank that only bigafied (bigafy means to make bigger. A word made up by my friend here. Sort of, she said) anyways, the earplugs bigafied the sound to a deafening level, and Draco rolled around on the floor screaming like he was having a seizure.
Harry: Dude, i'm trying to watch the movie here!
Draco: SO LOUD!! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
Fred and George ran away as fast as they could from the scene.
Percy: PULL OUT THE EARPLUGS!!
Draco: OOOWWW!! NOT SO LOUD!!!
Percy: STOP SCREMING AND PULL OUT THE EARPLUGS!!!
Draco painfully heard Percy, and pulled out the earplugs.
Draco: Whew! Glad that's over with!
Percy: Rule number one when having my brothers over; NEVER except anything that they gave you!
Draco: I guess I shouldn't have accepted those bag of chips they handed to me earlier at the door.
Percy: Probably not...
Hermione: And a blah blah blah blah blah
Ron: Is she STILL going on?!
Harry: AAARGH! SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Snape took a frying pan, and whacked Hermione over the head, shutting her up as she fell on the floor, unconcious.
Percy: THANK YOU!!!
Harry: That goes double for me!
Ron: I think you killed her...
Snape: No I didn't! She's still alive! See? Her foot's twitching!
Harry: I don't think twitching's a good sign.
Just then, Lucius came from his study, accompanied by an upset looking Pansy and an innocent looking Mr. Snooglekins.
Lucius: And this is where the party is, not in the boiler room! And no, you cannot keep Mr. Snooglekins in my study either.
Draco: Hello father!
Lucius: I see your friends have come. (sees Snape) What the hell are you doing here?
Snape: I was invited by your son to come to this lame excuse of a party.
Draco looked as if he were about to cry at Snape's cruel comment.
Lucius: I see...Draco, I ask that you keep your friend's pets in one of the spare rooms upstairs and not my den or on the lawns, and please keep the noise level down. I just heard some of your friends screaming rather loudly.
Ron: Ya, PERCY!!!
Percy: Well, Harry was just yelling too!
Harry: Was not!
Percy: Was too!
Harry: Was not!
Snape & Percy: Was too!
Harry: Hey! No fair!
Percy: Was too!
Snape: You can shutup now.
Percy: Was t- oh, okay.
Draco: Yes father. We'd better bring our pets upstairs. Follow me everyone!
To be continued...
I give a special thanks to my friend, yamatadragon for helping me make this chapter! Some of her ideas will be used in future chapters as well. She made up the Peanut Butter Pie idea! Everytime I think about it, I start having laughing fits! XD I'll post next chapter after camp! See ya soon!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and it's characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Oh yea! I don't own Digimon either.
Crabbe and Goyle were desperatly wandering the streets of someplace not too far from Draco's house, yet not too close either, attempting to find their way to his mansion.
Crabbe: Are you sure we go this way?
Goyle: Ya, the map says that we go north
Crabbe: Ya, but this is east!
Goyle: No it isn't, it's west!
Crabbe: That's still not north!
Goyle: North? Why are we going north?! That's where Santa lives!
Crabbe: Hey! Ever thought that Draco might actually be Santa?!
(crickets chirp)
(Crabbe and Goyle imagine Draco in a santa suit, driving a sleigh with reindeer, and merrily giving toys to little kids)
Crabbe & Goyle:... NAH!!! What the hell were we thinking?!
Meanwhile, back at Draco's house...
Draco: Where are they?! They are 30 seconds late! I sure hope father's new security dogs don't tear them up too bad.
Neville then walked up to the door, holding Trevor, dragging a rotweiler dog biting his butt behind him.
Neville: Sorry i'm late by 30 seconds
Draco: Actually, that would be 38 seconds
Neville then shoved a bag into Draco's face.
Draco: Uhh...what is this?
Neville: It's my grandmother's cooking! Like I said I would bring in the reply!
Draco:...and what would that be?
Neville: Peanut Butter Pie!
Draco:...uuum...right....thank you....i'll just put that in the kitchen...
Draco mumbled to himself ' Peanut Butter Pie?! What a nutter...a peanut nutter. Hey! Rhymes with Peanut Butter! Like the pie he made! Ha ha!'
Draco was chuckling amusingly to himself at his own little corny joke, that he almost didn't hear that dreaded mushy voice.
Pansy: Oh Drakykins!!!
Draco: Oh my god...I must have been really bored yesterday to have invited her! Oh well, just as long as she doesn't hang onto me for the whole time like a leech as she always does at school! At least I know that Potter will keep to his own buisness more! Wait! I invited Potter?!
Pansy strided into the kitchen as she shook off another Rotweiler, trying to attack Pansy and her cat.
Draco: Down boy!
Draco pulled the dog away from Pansy, and shooed him outside.
Neville: Uuuhh, Malfoy, the dog still has me!
Draco: I'll be there in a minute!
Neville: It hurts!
Draco: I said i'll be there in a minute okay?! Yeesh! So impatient!
Pansy: I brought my sweets and Mr. Snooglekins along with me too!
Draco: Argh! Get him away! I hate cats!
Mr. Snooglekins: Hiisssssss! (translation: And I hate you too!)
Pansy: Where should I put the sweets?
Pansy took out two giant bags of candy, and Draco stood there, drooling.
Draco: Holy sock! I think I just died and went to heaven! Maybe inviting Pansy wasn't such a bad idea after all!
Pansy: Sorry, didn't hear you Drakey! What did you say?
Draco: Oh! I just said...put the sweets on the counter behind me here!
Pansy: And where should I put Mr. Snooglekins?
Draco pointed to the garbage can beside Pansy. Pansy looked as if she were about to cry.
Pansy: Oh, now you hurt his feelings!
Draco: No! No! I was only joking! Eer...put him in my dad's office. Down that hall, three doors down on the right.
Draco pointed down one of the three halls that led from the kitchen. Draco grinned to himself as Pansy set down the sweets she promised, and she skipped down the hall to what was not the den, but the Boiler Room of DOOM!!! DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN!!!!
Snape then walked in with his pet raven on his shoulder, and a security Doberman dog biting his leg, and also carrying his recipe of disaster. Neville was picking up his toad when he saw Snape.
Neville: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! STALKER!!!!
The startled Rotweiler let go of Nevilles leg and dashed outside. Neville dropped Trevor, and Snape's raven dove for the poor toad.
Trevor: Croak! (Translation: Save me!)
Snape luckily grabbed his raven before it reached the toad.
Snape: Bad Raven!
Snape took out a rolled up 'Daily Prophet' newspaper and whacked his raven as punishment.
Raven: ;; CAW!!!
Draco: Professor! You made it!
Snape whacked the newspaper on the Doberman that was hanging onto his leg with it's teeth, sending it running outside, and handed Draco a bowl of suspicious-looking meat and noodles mixed together with feathers sticking out. Draco was about to ask what it was, but another voice cut in.
'What the bloody hell is that?!'
yes, it was Ron, accompanied by his 3 brothers, sister, and their two owls, Pigwidgeon and Errol. Fred and Geroge were fighting off the 2 security poodle dogs.
Percy: Ron, speak to your professor more respectfully!
Ron imitated what Percy had just said, in a mocking voice, adding on 'Honestly Percy! You are such a suck up!', making Percy stomp on Ron's foot.
George: Oh, grow up you two!
Fred: Ya!
Percy: Speak for yourselves! Pulling pranks on everyone 24/7!
Fred: Hey! It's what we live to do!
George: And we can't be technically pulling pranks on people 24/7, cause we're sleeping for at least 10 hours! It's more like 14/7. I think that's right, but i'm not sure, cause I-
Percy: All right! I get it!
Draco: What is that you cooked, sir?
Snape: Owl lasagna.
Draco looked horrified at the moment.
Draco: What owl would that be, sir?
Ron: Do I want to know?
Draco: Wait! I recognize that feather!
Draco picked out a feather from the mushed up noodels and meat.
Draco: MY PET OWL!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Poor Draco started to hysterically sob.
George: Can I throw up now?
Snape: Trust me, Malfoy, it was hopelessly smeared all over my window when it crashed. It didn't have a strand of life left in it. And what was I supposed to do? Throw it in the garbage or bury it in the dirt?!
Fred: uuh...yea! That's exactly what you're supposed to do to a dead pet, you sicko! Not barbeque it for some party!
Snape: How did you know I used a barbeque?!
Neville: I thought when you make lasagna, you put it in the oven. That's what my grandma always did!
Snape: Well, how the hell am I supposed to know?!
Ron: Is it too late to turn back?
Percy leaned out the door to check if their parents will still there. They were just pulling out.
Percy: Yes
Ginny grabbed Pigwigeon and Errol and ran out the door.
Ginny: OH MY GOD! NOOOO!!! MUM! DAD! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE!!!
The car rode off (or should I say, flew off) into the sunset.
Ginny: .. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape:...right then. Like I said before on the reply, it could have food poisoning, so don't say I didn't warn you if you wake up tomorrow, throwing up on the floor. I also made something else if you don't want to eat the lasagna.
Snape took out a nice well-made pie.
Draco: Oooh! Shepard's pie! That looks yummy! I'll place it in the kitchen for later.
Draco eagerly placed the pie on the counter, not aware of the horrors that awaited within it's flakey crust.
Harry arrived with Hedwig, and when Snape saw Harry, he looked as if he were about to be very sick, and backed away several steps from the door. Neville, however, looked absolutely delighted that he and Ron wouldn't be the only ones!
Snape: Please, shoot me now...
Neville: Yay! Harry's here!
Harry: I'm here! I brought the bacon!
Draco: oh joy...bacon...
Percy: Ooh! I LOVE bacon!!!
Ron: Hi Harry! Since when did you start liking bacon Percy?
Percy: Since 10 seconds ago!
Ron: Right...
Draco: Wait a minute! Why the hell is he here?! I never invited him!
Everyone looked behind Harry as he stepped aside, and saw, holding his camera, Colin Creevy.
Neville: AAAAAAHHH!!! Another stalker! They're everywhere!
Colin: I am not a stalker, Neville, i'm Colin Creevy! I was in your house last year! Don't you rememeber me!?
Snape: And i'm not a stalker either!
Neville: (looks at Snape) AAAHHH!!! STALKER!!!
Snape slapped his forhead if fustration.
Draco: ...I'll just place the bacon in the kitchen for later then.
Percy: NO!! GIMMIE BACON!
Percy snatched the bacon away.
Percy: It's MY precious!
Harry: Hey! I worked hard to make them just crispy, yet tender enough for perfection! You better not eat them!
At that moment, Percy devoured half the bacon down in 10 seconds.
Harry: No! My beautiful masterpeice! (Harry pulls bacon away from Percy) Okay, this is going up in a safe place in the kitchen where you can't reach it!
Harry handed the remaining bacon to Draco.
Harry: Please put this somewhere where Percy won't get it.
Percy: more bacon... (foaming at the mouth) MORE!!! BWA HA HA HAAA!!!!
Snape: And why the hell did I come here again?
Draco: Because you were bored, like me! Now let's go do something!
Harry: Ooh! Ooh! Can we play video games?! I saw your gamecube in the living room!
Draco: Ya, I just got a that for my birthday. Some sort of muggle contraption I suppose. Video games and a gamecube you said they were called?
Harry: Yea! Perfect! I snuck two of Dudley's video games with me! Kindom of Hearts and Super Smash Brothers! I'll show you how to work the gamecube! Let's go!
So Harry, Draco, Neville, Snape, Ron, Percy, Fred, and George sat down and turned on the game cube, while Ginny sat outside, petting the security dogs, Pigwidgeon, and Errol, crying at how her parents could do such a cruel thing as to had make her go to Draco's horrid place.
Harry sat down to demonstrate how the gamecube wroked, as he grabbed a contoller and switched the gamecube on.
Snape: The thought just occured to me, but, am I going to be the only adult here?
Draco:...yes! Well, except my dad's in his office, but I doubt he'll want to be disturbed.
Snape: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! IT'S ENOUGH THAT I'M STUCK WITH YOU DAMN KIDS ALL SCHOOL YEAR, BUT THIS?! DURING THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS?! I NEVER-
Draco: Woah! I was just kidding!
Ron: Hey guys! Shutup! We're trying to watch!
They were all watching the Kingdom of Hearts intro, where Sora is falling through the water.
Harry: This part is so cool, where he falls through the water!
Fred: That's a guy?!
George: No way! I mean, what did you say his name was again?
Harry: Sora.
George: Isn't that a girl's name?
Hermione: Yes, I remember a girl named Sora in Digimon. (A/N: Had to put the Digimon! lol!)
Crookshanks: Meow.
Snape: Where the hell did you come from?
Hermione: Well, it's a long story how I got here. Well first, I had to take this train. But I had no idea how to get to Malfoy's house, so I-
Hermione went on and on and on...
Snape: I'm sorry I asked.
Ron: Can somebody turn off the banter button on her?
Percy: SHUTUP!
Hermione: (Gasp) Percy! I don't believe you actually just said that! You never tollerated such rude language and things like that back at Hogwarts! I always saw you, strutting about the hall, telling people off for such foul words and ect; but now, here you are, shouting rude things at everyone!And blah blah blah blah blah...
Snape: There she goes again...
Percy: I wasn't...strutting!
Hermione: And a blah blah blah blah blah...
Draco: Has anyone got earplugs? The one thing we don't have here in my mansion!
Fred: Here, try these!
Fred handed Draco some hot pink earplugs. (Hey! Who can argue with hot pink?!...that was just a joke...okay? )
Draco put the earplugs in his ears, but alas, the earplugs were a prank that only bigafied (bigafy means to make bigger. A word made up by my friend here. Sort of, she said) anyways, the earplugs bigafied the sound to a deafening level, and Draco rolled around on the floor screaming like he was having a seizure.
Harry: Dude, i'm trying to watch the movie here!
Draco: SO LOUD!! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
Fred and George ran away as fast as they could from the scene.
Percy: PULL OUT THE EARPLUGS!!
Draco: OOOWWW!! NOT SO LOUD!!!
Percy: STOP SCREMING AND PULL OUT THE EARPLUGS!!!
Draco painfully heard Percy, and pulled out the earplugs.
Draco: Whew! Glad that's over with!
Percy: Rule number one when having my brothers over; NEVER except anything that they gave you!
Draco: I guess I shouldn't have accepted those bag of chips they handed to me earlier at the door.
Percy: Probably not...
Hermione: And a blah blah blah blah blah
Ron: Is she STILL going on?!
Harry: AAARGH! SHUT UP ALREADY!!
Snape took a frying pan, and whacked Hermione over the head, shutting her up as she fell on the floor, unconcious.
Percy: THANK YOU!!!
Harry: That goes double for me!
Ron: I think you killed her...
Snape: No I didn't! She's still alive! See? Her foot's twitching!
Harry: I don't think twitching's a good sign.
Just then, Lucius came from his study, accompanied by an upset looking Pansy and an innocent looking Mr. Snooglekins.
Lucius: And this is where the party is, not in the boiler room! And no, you cannot keep Mr. Snooglekins in my study either.
Draco: Hello father!
Lucius: I see your friends have come. (sees Snape) What the hell are you doing here?
Snape: I was invited by your son to come to this lame excuse of a party.
Draco looked as if he were about to cry at Snape's cruel comment.
Lucius: I see...Draco, I ask that you keep your friend's pets in one of the spare rooms upstairs and not my den or on the lawns, and please keep the noise level down. I just heard some of your friends screaming rather loudly.
Ron: Ya, PERCY!!!
Percy: Well, Harry was just yelling too!
Harry: Was not!
Percy: Was too!
Harry: Was not!
Snape & Percy: Was too!
Harry: Hey! No fair!
Percy: Was too!
Snape: You can shutup now.
Percy: Was t- oh, okay.
Draco: Yes father. We'd better bring our pets upstairs. Follow me everyone!
To be continued...
I give a special thanks to my friend, yamatadragon for helping me make this chapter! Some of her ideas will be used in future chapters as well. She made up the Peanut Butter Pie idea! Everytime I think about it, I start having laughing fits! XD I'll post next chapter after camp! See ya soon!