Hi peeps! Sorry about the long wait, but as you know, I was away at camp. Well, it was taotal awesomeness on a stick! No, don't worry, I didn't forget about you ppls! To prove that, here's the next chapter! :D After camp, I felt very inspired to make a Harry Potter camp fic, but maybe i'll do that later on in August after this fic's done. Oh yea! And thanks for reviews once again ppls!
Draco led everyone upstairs to one of the spare rooms, where they would put their pets.
George: Woah! Dig all the rooms he's got here!
Fred: Forget the rooms! Look at the carpets and all the portraits!
Ron: Rooms and carpets?! Look at the ceiling!
Fred: What's so special about the ceiling?! It just looks white to me.
Ron: Exactly!! Compared to ours! I mean, ours are all burnt and black!
George: Hey! We set off those fireworks there for a good reason!
Fred: And it wasn't our fault we burnt mum's birthday cake!
Draco stopped at the end of the hall and opened the door to a large white empty room.
Draco: And this is where the pets will stay!
Snape: Sure looks fun...note my sarcasm.
Everyone left their pets in the room, to go tear each other up, and went back downstairs to the TV room.
Harry: Can we go back to playing Kindom of Hearts?
Draco: Nah...that was boring. Let's do something else.
Hermione: I know! Let's play, spin the bottle!
Snape: I know! Let's not!
Colin: Hide and go seek!
Ron: That game's dumb!
Draco: I have an idea!
Percy: What's with the lightbulb over you head?
Draco: Oh, that. I dunno. It always appears like that when I have brilliant ideas. (reaches up and switches off lightbulb)
Harry: sad...
Fred: I wish I had one of those!
Just then, there was loud shouting heard from outside, and Draco dashed out the door.
Moments later, Draco came in, followed by Crabbe and Goyle, who had apparently been walking down the street, going door to door, knocking on all the neighbours' houses to see if Draco lived there.
Ron: Well look who's just arrived! Let's all celebrate!
Crabbe: Ooh! Ooh! I love celebrations! Is this what this is about, Malfoy?! Is it?
Draco: Yes, Crabbe. Anyways, my idea was that those who want to play video games, go play video games! Those who don't want to, can help set up the snacks and the pool!
Immidietly, everyone shuffled over towards the gamecube and couches.
Draco: Any volunteers? Anyone?
(crickets chirp)
Draco: Weel, looks like i'll have to do this the hard way. YOU, WEASLEYS!!
Draco had put on a sargent's voice, as if he were directing an army. This brought the 4 Weasley brothers to attention.
Draco: YOU WILL BE REPORTING TO YOUR DUTIES IMMIDIETLY, IN THE KITCHEN! YOU WILL PREPARE THE PUNCH AND COOKIES!
Ron: But we already brought Butterbeer for drinks!
Draco: YOU THERE, SILENCE! THE PUNCH AND COOKIE RECIPE IS POSTED ON THE FRIDGE! THE INGREDIENTS ARE IN THE CUPBOARD, FRIDGE AND THE FREEZER! YOU WILL MAKE THE BEST PUNCH AND COOKIES I'VE EVER TASTED IN MY DAMN LIFE! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Ron, Fred, George, and Percy: SIR, YES SIR!
Draco: Good! Well, what are you waiting for?! Get to it!
Ron, Fred, George, and Percy: (they do salute sign) YES SIR!
The 4 brothers marched towards the kitchen, but then broke into a mad dash, pushing one another to fit through the doorway into the kitchen.
Draco: Now, for the pool...
Draco then sudenly put on an excited game host's voice and pointed to Snape, Crabbe, and Goyle.
Draco: You three, get the honour, oooooof...HELPING ME PREPARE THE POOL FOR THIS TOTALLY AWESOME PARTY!!!
Crabbe, Goyle, and Snape groaned.
Harry: (Nelson laugh from the simpsons) HAHA!
Snape: Don't make me strangle you Potter...
Harry: HA-
Draco suddenly grabbed Harry's arm.
Draco: Well, here's an enthusiastic volunteer! You also get the honour of helping us with the pool!
Harry: (Homer Simpson) D'oh!
Harry, Snape, Crabbe, and Goyle marched out after Draco, who led the reluctant party to his backyard. Draco ewas explaining things while, while Snape and Harry were trying to trying to poke each other in attempts to kill one another.
Harry: Poke! :(
Snape: Poke! :(
Harry: Poke! :(
Snape: Poke! :(
Draco: Oh, honestly you two, grow up!
Goyle: Ooh! That looks like fun!
Crabbe: Poke! :D
Goyle: Poke! :D
Crabbe: Poke! :D
And so, Crabbe and Goyle were engaged in their own little poking war.
Crabbe: You know? That kinda hurts...
Goyle: Ya...
Draco sighed.
Draco: Just my luck to be stuck with dumb and dumber!
Goyle: Really? Who's the dumber?
Crabbe: He probably means you.
Goyle: No way! I'm smarter than you!
Crabbe: No you're not!
Goyle: Maybe he meant Potter and Professor Snape!
Crabbe: They can't be dumb! Snape's a professor, and Potter saved the world from Voldemort! There's no way that they could be dumb if they can do all that stuff!
Draco: OMFG! For once in your life, you actually said something smart! I think i'm going to faint now!
Crabbe: Really?
Goyle: Hmmm....then maybe, we aren't the dumb ones either.
Crabbe: But you're still dumber!
Crabbe: No, you are!
Goyle: Nuh-uh!
Crabbe: Yuh-ha!
Goyle: Nuh-uh!
Crabbe: Yuh-ha!
Goyle: Nuh-uh!
Crabbe: Yuh-ha!
And on and on they went, leaving poor Draco, trying to grab their attention.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Percy was reading over the ingredients list for the cookies.
Percy: Now we need 3 cups of flour, 500 ml of white sugar, 350 ml brown sugar, 5 ml of salt, 50 ml of more white sugar, 60 ml of choclate chips, 60 ml of yet, more white sugar, 75 ml of more brown sugar, and 125 ml of even more white sugar. These things are just pure sugar cookies with hunks of chocolate! Where's the nutrition in these things?!
Ron: So what? It's a party! This is a time where you get wired on sugar and go insane!
Fred: I agree 100% with him! Even if he is younger and dumber than us!
George: Ditto that! No offense Ron, but we are actually smarter, cause we've been in school longer.
Ron: None taken! Now let's get bakin'! Hey, that rhymes!
Percy: Did you just say bacon?! (starts drooling)
Ron: Uuhh...no. I said 'bakin' as in 'baking.' Slang, you know.
Percy: Oh...well, we should try to fix the recipe a bit, so there's a little more nutrition, and the cookies don't burn with all the sugar loaded in-
George: C'mon Percy! Quit yapping and get the sugar!
Fred: Ron, get the salt.
Percy: (sigh) since when do they order me around?!
So they mixed the measurements of sugar, salt, more sugar, brown sugar, flour, more brown sugar, yet more sugar, and even more of the sugar. Then, it came to the chocolate chips...
Ron:...LET'S DUMP THEM ALL IN!!
George: Sweet idea! We're gonna be sooooooo sugar-wired!! hee hee!
Percy: No we are not! We're going to put as the measurement says.
George: Aw, you suck Percy!
Fred: Ya, screw the recipe! We're gonna do this our way and make it better!
Percy: But, the recipe says-
But the twins ignored him, and opened the cupboard to where the chocolate chips were supposed to lay, but they found none.
Fred: Hey! What gives?!
George: Where's the chocolate chips?!
Ron: Awww....now what do we do?
Percy opened the cupboard.
Percy: We could always use raisins as a substitute. Much more healthy!
George: Oh, just shut up Percy! You're such a freakin' health freak!
Fred: Yea! Go spoil someone else's recipe, you party crasher!
Ron: Hey! We could use those marshmellows instead! They're right by the raisins!
Fred: Great idea Ron!
George: See, Percy? Even your little brother is sets a better example than you! You are a sad excuse as an older brother!
Percy: I don't think adding those marshmellows as a substitute are a very good idea...
Ron: Why not?! Are they not 'healthy' enough?!
Percy: Good point, but that's not really why. It's because they will-
Fred: Aw, we've heard enough of you. Let's do it!
Ron added in the mini marshmellows into the sugar filled cookie blobs.
Ron: These are gonna be the best cookies EVER!
George placed the cookies in the oven, and set them to bake on 'how ever high you set the temperature to bake cookies'.
George: There! That outta do it! 15 minutes it'll ring! Now, for the punch!
Percy: Oh-no...
Meanwhile, out it Draco's backyard...
Draco: Now, we have to test the pool temeperature and see if it's right. Goyle, hand me that thermometer-no! Take that out of your mouth this instant! That's NOT to test your temperature! Okay...pool temperature's great! Now, for the pool cover. CRABBE, NO! BY DOING THE POOL COVER, I DIDN'T MEAN WALK ON THE POOL COVER! GET OFF, NOW! Thank you, Crabbe. Now, please, BEHAVE!
Draco and Harry removed the pool cover, while Draco sent Crabbe to do the jacuzzi cover, and sent Snape and Goyle to the pumphouse, to put chlorine pucks in the pool.
Snape: Now where are the chlorine pucks? So many damn pool toys in here!
Snape stepped over a broom pool floatie toy and tripped over a garden hose as Goyle looked at some of the buckets. Goyle read out loud what one bucket said, or at least, tried to read it.
Goyle: Ch-looo-riiii-nay....pooooks. Chloriinay Pooks! hmm...must be some foreign language, cause it looks almost like it says 'chlorine pucks', but they can't be-
Snape: That's them! Now let's get out of this hell house!
Snape quickly grabbed the bucket of chlorine pucks and Goyle, before Goyle could try on the water wings, and in the process, tripped over a watering can, and got out of the dreaded pumphouse.
Crabbe had succesfully managed to drag off the jacuzzi cover, and lay it on the side of the jacuzzi, only to have it conviniently fall over, unfortunately on top of poor Colin Creevy when he came looking for Harry.
Harry and Draco had finished the pool cover and went started back to the house, not even noticing poor Colin trapped under the heavy jacuzzi cover.
Now, back in the kitchen...
Ron: And another cup of sugar...and another cup of sugar...and a-
Percy: RON! THAT'S ENOUGH! YOU'VE PUT ENOUGH SUGAR IN THAT PUNCH TO SINK A SHIP!
Fred: Oh, honestly Percy! If he was adding that much sugar, the house would be pouring full of sugar! Sure he's put enough in to sink a toyboat.
Ron was adding cups of sugar in the punch, as George was adding bags of gummy worms. Ginny had also came in, after she got bored of sitting outside, and she was was chanting; "MORE WORMS! MORE WORMS! MORE WORMS!" Fred was adding soda into the punch, till it almost overflowed.Percy: ALRIGHT! THAT'S ENOUGH!!!
The 4 other siblings stopped.
Percy: We have ruined the recipe enough as it is! We are now going to leave the food as they are, and go back to the living room and-
The other Weasely's cheered and ran into the living room, leaving a trampled Percy on the floor.
Harry and Draco came in, after the long detour through the backyard, in which Draco was showing Harry all the animal-shaped hedges and flowers his family made just for the party.
Harry: Woah! Percy! Are you alright?
Percy: uuuugghh.......
Draco: Poor bloke was trampled! I'd better drag him into another room to recover. I'll meet you in the living room later, Potter.
Draco lay Percy on a couch in a different room, and then, the doorbell rang.
Draco: Someone's here! Man, he's late!
Draco answered the door, to find a hippogriff staring menacingly at him. Draco almost screamed, until Sirius Black suddenly hopped off it's back.
Sirius: Sorry i'm late, Malfoy! Buckbeak saw a certain 'dirty rat' running down the road, and went chasing after him. Too bad he didn't catch him!
Draco: Buckbeak...it sorta rings a bell...
Sirius: Well, I brought some licorice wands!
Draco: Ooh! Yummy! Come into the living room! Everyone else is there! Well, almost everyone.
In the backyard...
Goyle and Snape walked past the jacuzzi cover, and heard a muffled voice coming from underneath.
Goyle: did you hear something?
Snape: No.
Colin: (from under the jacuzzi cover) Mmph! Mmuph! Muffre!
Snape: ok, I heard something.
Goyle: OMIGOD! THE JACUZZI COVER'S ALIVE!
Goyle hid behind Snape's back, as he lifted the jacuzzi cover, to find Colin Creevy.
Snape: What the hell are you doing here, Gryffindor?!
Colin: I was looking for Harry, and then the cover fell ontop of me! I don't think Crabbe set it up right.
Snape: (sigh) Stupid Crabbe...
Goyle: I always knew I was smarter!
Crabbe, however, was very proud of his work of taking off the jacuzzi cover, and he was parading around the pool, singing a chant;
Crabbe: I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!
Colin: I always thought the word 'smart' had the letter A in it?
Snape: It does...
Goyle: Really?
Crabbe was still chanting his 'smart' chant, when he accidently walked right into the pool. (cough) Idiot! (cough)
Crabbe: HELP! I'M DROWNING! I'M DYING! I'M GONNA DIE! HELP ME! HEEEEEEELLLP!!!
Goyle: Oh-no! Don't worry! I'll save you! ( jumps into the pool ) Wait! I forgot, I can't swim either...HEEEEELLLLLP!!!!
Snape: (slaps forehead)
Colin: OMIGOD! They're drowning! Watta we do?! Watta we do?!
Snape: Uuuuhh...go grab a pool noodle from the pumphouse over there!
Colin obeyed, and quickly ran inside the pumphouse (but not before snapping a picture of the drowning Crabbe and Goyle) Then, there was a loud scream, and Colin came running out, a long bright purple pool noodle in his hand, and a racoon on his face.
Goyle: Whoops! Forgot to close the door. Wait a second! I'm drowning here!HEEEEEELLLLLP!!!
Snape: You, idiot!
Colin was running around in circles, screaming and pankicking, and Snape ran over, grabbed the purple pool noodle (of all the colours! ), and started attempting to whack the racoon with it (because Snape, conviniently, left his wand at home)
Harry, Draco, Sirius, and the Weasleys heard all the noise, and ran outside.
Snape: Hold still, Creevey! I can't hit it when you're running around in circles!
Colin: GET IT OFF ME!!! GET IT OFF ME!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Sirius: Well, Snivellus is sure putting on a show!
Ron: Whoo hoo! Now this is what I call live entertainment!
George and Fred: Go Snape! Go Snape! Go Snape!
Harry: Go racoon! Go raccon! Go racoon!
Snape: A little support would be nice here!
Colin: GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFF!!! AAAAAAIIIEEEEE!!!!!
Finally, after much noodle-whacking, the racoon finally retreated and took off for the bushes, and Snape used the pool noodle to pull out Crabbe and Goyle, but both of the heavy boys grabbed the noodle at the same time, pulling poor Snape in, and all three were flailing around in the water.
Colin:...DON'T WORRY! I'LL SAVE YOU!!!
Colin made a jump for it, but Sirius and Harry quickly caught him.
Sirius: No! Leave them...it's much better this way!
Ron: Say, I wonder how those cookies are doing?
Back inside...
Neville: (sniffs the air) Do you smell smoke coming from the kitchen?
Pansy: No, but I sure see smoke coming from the kitchen!
To be continued...
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