You've probably been wondering where the heck I am. Well, I went away (again) for a week (again --; ) And I'll be going away to camp in a few days for a week (again! XD ) well, I think they're fun! But here's another chapter to make up for it!
Everyone who was outside came into the living room, followed by a soaking wet Crabbe, Goyle, and Snape.
Crabbe: I don't like being wet!
Snape: Remind me to deduct 50 points from you two when the school year begins, for you dunderheads dragging me in!
Ron: Points from Slytherin? Has he gone mad?!
Lupin: Oh! Hello everyone! I just got here! Intersting muggle game you've got here. By the way, I think there's something burning in the kitchen.
Sirius: Moony!!
Lupin: Padfoot!!
Sirius: Whoohoo! Now that you're here, we're gonna make this a hell of a party!
Snape: My two worst living enemies in this very room...I don't know wether to shoot myself or to go puke...
Sirius: Hey! I'm starving! How about some of those cookies?
Just then, as Sirius said it, the ringer went off.
George: Oh good! The cookies are done! Let's go get them!
Fred, George, Ron, and Ginny ran into the smoke covered kitchen, and saw that Percy had also came in when he heard the timer ring.
Percy: Well, who's taking them out?
Fred: Well, i'm not!
George: Well, don't look at me!
Ginny: Oh, for goodness sakes! I'll take them out!
But just as Ginny reached for the oven door, the smoke alarm sounded, and Ginny quickly recoiled.
Ginny: That must mean the cookies are on fire! I'm NOT going to take those out!
Ron: Fine! Then I will!
And so, brave (but not very smart) Ron opened the oven door, and a mass of smoke and heat spat out in his face, and he keeled over backwards, but luckily, Percy and Fred caught him.
Ron: (cough!) (cough!) (hack) (wheeeeeze!) WOAH! (hack!)
George: Aaaww...they're all black! They totally mutated and burnt!
Percy: I tried to warn you about the marshmellows and sugar overload! I tried to tell you that the sugar would make the cookies burn quicker, and the marshmellows would melt and burn the cookies within 3 minutes of cooking, but would you listen? Noooo! You just HAD to add the extra sugar and marshmellows, and now look at what you've done!
Fred: Aw, put a sock in it, Percy!
Ginny: At least the punch turned out well!
Just then, Sirius walked in.
Sirius: Hey! Are those cookies?! And how about this lasagna?
Ron: Oh, don't eat the lasagna! Snape made it! You don't wanna know what's in it!
Sirius spotted the feathers sticking out of the sauce and noodles.
Sirius: Seeing that Snape made it, I don't wanna try it. Can I have a cookie now?
Fred: Sure! If you dare!
Percy: Fred!
George: Oh, hush up! Maybe they're good!
And without much thought, Sirius took the largest burnt cookie from the tray, and shoved it all into his mouth.
Sirius: (cough) Bleeaaugh! What the heck are these?! These aren't cookies!
Ginny: Yes they are! You can ask any of my brothers, and they'll tell you!
Percy: They were cookies alright, till my 'oh-so-bright' borthers, mutilated them in the oven.
Sirius:...you kids are sick I tell ya, sick!
And with that, Sirius ran out of the room.
Ginny: At least there's other good sugary stuff here.
Ron: Always looking on the bright side, aren't you Ginny?
Draco: Everyone! Come into the living room now!
Everyone ran into the living room, to gather round Draco.
Draco: Okay, we are now going in the next room, to whack the pinata!!!
Everyone: YAY!!!
Sirius: Pinatas are those things that dump out candy when you whack them, right?
Draco: Percisely!
Sirius: YAY!!! SUGAR!!! (jumps up and down with a crazed smile)
Lupin: (glances at Sirius, worringly)
Snape: (backs away)
Draco: Ok! Everyone into the next room!
Everyone followed Draco into an empty room next to the living room, which had a pinata in the shape of a snitch hanging form the ceiling and another pinata in the shape of a dragon.
Draco: Okay! Here are the rules! You take a large stick, and whack the pinata as hard as you can, but only three whacks, and you have to keep your eyes closed. And only one at a time. I'll divide you into two groups. Whichever team breaks their pinata first, wins! Snape, Potter, Black, Longbottom, Granger, Percy, Goyle, and Creevy. You go over to the dragon pinata. Ron, Pansy, Ginny, Fred, George, Crabbe, Lupin, and I will hit the snitch pinata.
Harry: But I wanna hit the snitch pinata!
Draco: Fine, you can join my group then.
Harry: Yay!!
Draco: Okay! Now, be-
Hermione: Hey! How come you get the two beaters on your team, Fred and George? That's not fair! They'll smash open the pinata within seconds!
Draco: Fine! Goyle, come over here, and Fred, you go over there!
Colin: But now you get two big strong guys on your team! It's still not fair!
Draco: Actually, yes it is, because you guys get two adults on your team. So you even seem to have a bit of an advantage!
Sirius grins stupidly and waves, while Snape is leaning against the wall, asleep and snoring.
Hermione:...I guess it's somewhat fair then.
Fred: Sure they're grownups, but you think those two are actually capable of hitting the pinata?
Snape woke up instantly.
Snape: Of course i'm capable of hitting a piece of mis-shaped cardboard with a stick! If I can teach brainless kids how to brew potions, then I can-
Fred: Okay! Okay! We get the point!
Goyle: Wow! I didn't know that kids were brainless!
Draco: Okay! Start...NOW!
Draco closed his eyes, and began whacking furiously at the snitch pinata, and made a dent, but nothing came out. On the opposite team, Neville, however, was just doing the...opposite!
Percy: Neville, why are you just standing there? You're supposed to be hitting it!
Neville: Uhhh....
Hermione: Hurry Neville! Start whacking the pinata! Malfoy's already finished his turn!
Neville: I'm...I'm afraid!
Sirius: Geez! How can someone be afraid of a pinata?!
Fred: C'mon Neville, please?
Neville: I...I....What if I make a mistake or somehting? What if-if...
Snape: (jumps behind Neville) RAWR!!!
Neville: AAAHHHHH!!!!!
Poor freaked out Neville swung the the bat very hard at the pinata, and surely enough, some candy came spilling out.
Percy: So, you scared him so his instinct would take over, eh?
Snape: Works all the time.
Sirius: CANDY!!! (dives for candy)
Harry: Uh-oh! Looks like they've got candy already!
Ron: They haven't won yet! Hand the stick here, mate.
Ron whacked furiously at the pinata.
Ron: Stupid (whack!) thing! (whack!) why (whack!) won't (whack!) you (whack!)spill (whack!) candy?!?!
George: Ron! Stop! Stop! You've hit it six times already! Twice as much as you're supposed to hit! Now hand that sucker to me, and i'll show you how it's really done! Beater style!
Scowling, Ron handed the stick to George, and he brought his arm back, and whacked the pinata once, twice, and on the third stike, 6 candies spilt out.
George: Whoohoo! I'm da man!
Malfoy: Oh yeah! We so rock!
Percy: (whacking pinata) They're beating us!
Fred: oh, you're pathetic Percy! Stand aside, an i'll strike a hole in that sucker!
Fred whacked three times, and like George, on the third strike, 6 candies spilt out.
Colin: Yay! We got more now! We're beating them!
Sirius: Okay! My turn!
Sirius whacked two times at the pinata, making large dents, but then swung the stick too far behind, and hit Snape right in the face. WHACK!
Snape: OW!! BLACK!!! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?!
Sirius: What? The rules didn't say anything about that you can't whack another person. (snickers) I was just kidding! I didn't see you back there! Really!
Snape: Ya right...
Sirius handed the stick to Snape. Snape though, turned the other direction from the pinata and swung at Sirius.
Sirius: AAAHHH!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU PSYCO?!
Snape: Just getting my revenge! And like you said, the rules didn't say anything about that you can't whack another person!
And with that, Snape chased after Sirius, swinging the stick at him.
Lupin: Are those two at it again?
Ron: Ya, but all the better chance of our team winning!
Crabbe took three whacks at the pinata( Draco had to count for him) and a pile of candy spilt out.
Draco: We'll wait till the end to divide it all up between us...but I get all the smarties!!
Hermione: Get back here before the other team wins!
There were screams of pain, and a satisfied Snape came back, stick over his shoulder, with a beaten up Sirius limping behind.
Snape: Revenge is sweet...
Snape handed the stick to Colin, but over excoited Colin swung so hard and fast, that he hit Snape in the face.
Snape: AAAUUGH!!! OW!! GODDAMNIT!!! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME IN 5 MINUTES!! GEEZ!!
Sirius: (points at Snape) HA!!!
Colin: (gasps and points at Snape) OMG, you just swore!! You said a swear word!!
Snape: Oh shut up...
Harry, Ron, George, Draco, Pansy, Crabbe, and Lupin: Let's go Goyle, let's go! Whoo! Whoo! Let's go Goyle, let's go! Whoo! Whoo!
Goyle took three whacks, and the snitch pinata fell batrered to the ground, with mounds of candy spilling from inside. Everyone on that team cheered.
Hermione whacked the dragon pinata with all her might, but only it's head half fell off.
Hermione: Oh, this is ridiculous!
Fred: Oh-no! The other team won!
Neville took his turn again, and managed to whack the pinata down, but no candy came out.
Sirius: Hey! What gives?! Where's the candy?
Percy: I don't think we whacked a large enough hole into it for the candy to spill out.
Sirius: Well, this sucks.
Fred: Here, give me the stick, and i'll whack the candy out!
Fred took that stick, and whacked it until the dragon was battered and bashed and lying on the floor, but still, no candy.
Percy: Well, stil looks like we have no candy. We've really lost now.
Hermione: Yes, all thanks to a certain someone! (looks at Snape)
(everyone else stares at Snape)
Snape:...what?!
Sirius: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYLONGER!!! THIS THING'S JUST GOTTA OPEN AND SPILL CANDY!!! IF IT WON'T, I'LL MAKE IT!!!
Sirius leaped at the dragon pinata and teared it open, shoving candy into his mouth.
Neville: Well, that solves the pinata problem, but what about all the candy? He ate it all!
Colin: Aaaww...but I wanted some candy!
Percy: Well, at least we got it open, so now we dont look too stupid infront of the other team.
Everyone else on the other team is laughing and pointing at them.
Just then, Profssor Mc gonagall came in the house.
Mc gonagall: Sorry i'm late everyone! I must've lost track of time!
Dumbledore came in only a few seconds later, with Fawkes the Phoenix on his shoulder.
Dumbledore: I had most unfortunately ran out of lemon drops, so I had to go off to the muggle store to get some more. And would you imagine! No lemon drops in sight!
Draco: Professor Dumbledore, you'll want to put your song bird up in that room up the stairs, down the hall, on the right end door.
Dumbledore: May I tell you, Draco, that this is my phoenix, Fawkes. And he is no ordinary song bird.
Draco: Ya, whatever. Just put him upstairs so he doesn't burn my house down!
Snape: Finally! More adults! I'm saved from these two insolent pests that call themselves grownups!
Lupin: What's wrong with me and Sirius?!
Snape: MANY things are wrong with you two...well, mainly Sirius though.
Sirius: (glares angrily)
Harry: Can we do something else now?
Draco: Alright, our team has won, so let's go eat some food now! But we still need to order the pizza.
Fred&George: Ooh! Ooh! Can we do it? Can we do it?
Draco: Sorry, but i'm afraid I need some adults whom I can trust.
Draco looked at Sirius, who was shoving the last of the pinata candy down his throat.
Draco: Black and Professor Snape. You two go order the pizza.
Sirius: Why do I have to be with HIM!? (pointing to Snape)
Draco: Because if you and Lupin did this together, you'd probably ruin everything!
Lupin: That's a lie, Draco!
Draco: Lupin, why don't you go down to the store with Dumbledore and Mc gonagall to get some soda and more chips.
Hermione: But Malfoy, I already brought 5 bags of chips!
Draco: That's not enough for all of us!
Dumbledore: All the better for a journey of getting more sweets!
Lupin: And chocolate!
Sirius: Aaawww...can't I go with them?
Draco: No! Think, ordering pizza!
Sirius grinned.
Sirius: You're right! C'mon Snivellus! Let's go order some pizza!
Sirius grabbed Snape by the arm and pulled him into the den to order the pizza, and Dumbledore, Mc gonagall, and Lupin went out the door, to go to the store. (Hey! That rhymes!)
Colin: Hey, Malfoy! Can I do something? Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Draco: Uuuhh...you can...go set the table!
Colin: Yay! (runs into the kitchen)
Draco: Now, while that's being taken care of, time to go in the pool!
Everyone else: YAY!!!
To be continued...
That's all for now folks! But while i'm away, why don't you review? :D I'll write s'more after camp! Bye-Q for now! (yes, I know, i'm a Hamtaro freak. XD )