Sorry for the long wait! I was away for a week again. Yes, I know, this is probably the 4th, 5th, i've lost count times this summer that there's been week long delays. Summer was busy for me, but no more vacations now, so...here's the next chapter!

Snape and Sirius were now in the den, to order the pizza.

Lucius: What the hell are you two doing here?!

Sirius: We were invited to Malfoy's party, duh!

Lucius: I know that! I mean, why are you in my den?!

Sirius: We're ordering pizza!! (big stupid grin)

Lucius: Right...

Snape: Can we use the phone?

Lucius: No you-

Sirius: Sure we can! (picks up the phone and dials number)

Phone: Hello! This is Pizza Hut! How may I help you?

Meanwhile, further down the road...

Remus: So we need chips and pop.

Dumbledore: And lemon drops!

Mc gonagall: Yes...of course...

Soon, they entred a muggle town, and the trio entered a super market, recieving weird looks.

Remus: Okay, let's just grab the chips and pop, and be out of hre as quickly as possible! (runs to get pop)

Mc gonagall: Here here! I'll go get the chips!

Dumbledore: oh, wait a minute! Those look like interesting muggle candies there!

Mc gonagall: Oh-no, here we go again...

Remus: Professor, they're just smarties. Please, let's get out of here before the muggles start getting too suspicious!

Minerva: I'll be getting the pop at the 7 Eleven across the road...

(Back at Draco's, everyone's decked out in thier swimsuits, waiting for Draco to come out of the change room to let them go in, but it seems, Mr. Draco is taking a very extended amount of time.)

Ron: Oy! Malfoy! Get a move on!

Harry: C'mon Draco! Hurry up already!

Fred: We wanna go swimming!

(And finally, the door opened, and out came Draco in a SPEEDO!!! Just kidding!! Just kidding!!! NO, I don't really have that kind of mind! Sorry if I scared ya, or gave you bad images. XD No, no, no...Draco had his swimtrunks on, and his hair gelled back...typical...)

Draco: The party...had begun!!!

Everyone else: WHOOHOOO!!!! (everybody jumps into the pool)

Draco: Hey! I never said you guys could go in!!

Everyone: uh-oh ....

Draco: oh, what the heck?! Continue to what you were doing!

Harry: Woah! It's an inflateable snitch! And it zooms all around the pool!

George: Forget the snitch! Check this broom floatie out! (riding on broom floatie as it zooms around the pool) I haven't had this much fun since we set off dungbombs in the soup mom was cooking! BOOM! Right in mum's face! Boy was she mad, but it was worth it! Couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes straight!

Fred: George, that was only two nights ago!

George: I know!

Harry: C'mon Neville! The water's great!

Neville: Nuh-uh! I can't swim all that well!

Hermione: But Neville, you're absolutely clothed in flotation devices!

Indeed Neville was, for he was wearing a PFD (or lifejacket ) waterwings around his arms and legs, two pool noodles in his hands, and a pool inner tube around his waist.

Neville: I'm not going! Y-you can't make me!

Draco: Yoink! (pushes Neville in)

Neville: (falls in pool) AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! HELP! HELP! I'M DROWNING!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!

Harry: Neville! Stop flailing! You're not drowning!

Neville: I'M DYING! I-I...I'm floating! Wow! These things really do work!

Hermione: See? What did I tell you?

Ron: Well, nothing really! (snort)

Hermione: (glares)

Suddenly, the JAWS theme starts to play, as a shark fin approaches Neville)

Neville: Hey, what's with the music?

Suddenly, Crabbe jumps from underneath the water at Neville, roaring.

Crabbe: RAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!!! SHARK ATTACK!!!

Neville: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (swims frantically back to the shallow end of the pool, with the help of Harry and Ron towing him along, scrambles to get out of the pool)I'LL NEVER GO IN ANOTHER POOL AGAIN AS LONG AS I LIVE, I SWEAR!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Crabbe: Hehhehheh...sucker!

Goyle: Hey Crabbe! I didn't know you could swim!

Draco: How did you do it without a PFD?

Crabbe: Gee, I dunno! HEEEEEEEELLLLLP!!!! I'M DROWNING!!! (flailing arms in water)

Harry: Err...LIFEGUARD!!!

Back in the den...

Phone: Didn't you hear me?! We don't have exploding marshmellow flavoured pizza here!

Sirius: Say, how about Fizzing Wizzbee? (click) Hello? Helloooooooo?

Snape: Geez, Black! Don't you know that muggle pizza places don't know what the hell exploding Marshmellows are?!

Sirius: But I've heard that these muggle places make the best pizzas ever on the face of this earth! And Malfoy only wants the best! It was worth a shot...we still have Dominos pizza to call!

Snape: (grabs phone) No! No more muggle pizza places!! Let me do this! (dials number)

Phone: Hello! Welcome to Wizarding Pizza Palace!

Snape: Hello, i'd like 2 exploding marshmellow pizzas, 4 fizzing wizzbee Pizzas, 5 Gryffin meat pizzas, 3 Dragon Fire Pepperoni pizzas, and 1 lemon drop pizza. All Party sized please.

Sirius: Lemon Drop Pizza?! What are those things!? Get me a chocolate frog pizza, i'm in the mood for one of those instead!

Snape: SHUTUP!!!

Phone: Excuse me?

Snape: Oh! I said..dropoff! You can dropoff the pizza here, right?

Phone: Oh sure! We do delivery for an extra 7 sickles!

Snape: That's good. Drop it off here!

Lucius: Are you two done yet? I can't concentrate with all the noise in here!

Sirius: I'm hungry!

Snape: Hey! Zipit you two!

Phone: Pardon me?

Snape: Oh, I said..zip on over here fast, cause...we're hungry!

Phone: Sure thing. Thank you for ordering at Wizarding Pizza Palace! We hope you-

Snape: Ya ya. Just deliver the pizza already, okay! Bye! (hangs up phone) Well, that wasn't too hard.

Sirius: I wanted to order the pizza though!

Snape: Oh, quit your whining and leave me alone!

(doorbell rings)

Snape: Must be Albus and the others back from thier little shopping spree. I'll go get it.

Sirius: Yay! Moony's back! Party time!

(they leave Lucius's office)

Lucius: Finally! Now I can get some peace and quiet!

Snape opened the door, not to find Albus or Remus or Mc gonagall, but...

Snape: Oh-no...not you...

Trelawney: I foresaw, that you, Severus, would be the one so kind to answer the door to let me in...how very nice-

SLAM! Click!

Snape: She, however, unfortunately did not foresee that she would also be the one to be locked outside from the party!

Trelawney: Hello? What was that all about? I certainly did not foresee this! But wait a minute! Mmmmm.....More people are coming very soon! How delightful! Maybe they will let me in! I certainly would not want to miss all the pizza that Severus has just recently ordered!

Sirius: I can still hear her talking through the door! Is she on drugs or something?

Snape: No, she's always like that.

Sirius: Sad...

(back in the pool)

Harry: Hey! How about a game of Marco Polo!?

Draco: Great idea! Since you mentioned it, Potter, you can be it first!

Harry: Aaawww, fine...

Pansy: I don't like that game!

Hermione: Oh, don't be such a fusspot! Just play the game!

Harry: MARCO!

Everyone else: POLO!

Harry: MAR-by the way, if i'm about to crash into anything, tell me!

Draco: Sure...we'll do that! (snickers)

Harry: MARCO!

Percy: Harry! You're about to cr- (Goyle pushes Percy under)

Goyle: Uuhh...you're fine Harry! Just keep coming!

Harry: MAR-OW!! I HIT THE WALL! WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME?!

Percy: I tried to, but Goyle here pushed me under!

Goyle: Uuuhhh...no I didn't!

Draco: If this is going to cause problems, then we'd better play something else...like aqua quidditch!

Harry: Cool!

Hermione: But not all of us can play quiditch, you know!

(up on the porch deck)

Colin: And another cup here...almost done now! (swings around, and knocks one of the cups into the pool) oh-no!

Draco: Creevy! You idiot!

Colin: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I really really am! Don't hurt me!!

Draco: Okay, now who will go fetch the cup?

Harry: I will!

Ron: No, I will!

Crabbe: But I wanna do it!

Ron: You can't even swim!

Crabbe: Oh-yea...but I can wear a lifejacket and do it!

Ron: Fine, have it your way.

Draco: Let's make this into a contest! Everyone who wants to fetch the cup will dive into the pool all at once. Whoever gets it first, wins a bag of Fizzing Wizzbees.

Fred&George: We're in!!

Goyle: I want candy too! And i'll wear my water wings so I don't drown!

Draco: Okay then. Oh yea, and careful not to step on it, or else your foot will get impaled with glass. Now, on your mark...get set...

To be continued...