Disclaimer: I don't own Skittles, Mars Bars, Hershy chocolate, Kitkat bars, Wonka Nerds, or Smarties or any of those candies...or Harry Potter! Now read my story! XD
Down at the muggle supermarket...
Remus: Listen sir. It was an accident, and I am deeply sorry for what happened, but I must go now!
Store Clerk: You dropped that pickle jar, and now you gotta pay for it and clean it up! You break it, you buy it!
Remus: But sir, I really must go! People are expecting me!
Remus had unfortunately swumg his arms in the air in fustration, too far back, and he knocked another pickle jar onto the floor.
Store Clerk: That'll be another $7.00 for breaking that, and another cleanup job.(yes, I know it pounds in England, but I don't know how the money value system works there)
Remus: B-but-
Store Clerk: No more buts! I'm going to fetch you a mop, and i'll be back in a second. And don't get any funny ideas!
With that, the store clerk walked off to fetch a mop.
Remus: Seven whole dollars for a pickle jar! Outrageous price for such gross things! Who buys that stuff anyways?!
Dumbledore: I'm ready to go now Remus! (Dumbledore is seen with an armload of muggle candies, such as smarties, skittles, nerds, mars bars, ect;) I've even got some chocolate for you!
Remus: I can't! I have to clean this up! The muggle went to get a mop for me, and he'll be back any-
Dumbledore: Who said you need a mop to clean this up?
Dumbledore took out his wand, pointed it at the floor, and all the pickle juice and glass was gone. Then he handed Remus 2 chcolate bars, a Kitkat and a Hershy milk choclate bar.
Remus: Thanks professor! Let's go!
The two quickly ran from the isle, but not befoe Remus slipped in some spilt pickle juice, and went sliding into a stack of soup cans, causing them to spill all over the place.
Dumble: Whoops! Forgot to clean that pickle spillage there!
Remus: Ow! Bad idea coming to a muggle store!!
Store Clerk: Hey! Get back here you two!
Remus: Oh great! He's after us now!
Dumbledore: Dodging fierce muggle obstacles, running from the angry store muggle! Now this is what I call a grand muggle adventure!
Remus: Always trying to make the bad situations sound posititve, aren't you?
Mcgonagall then entered the supermarket, holding three slurpees, and a bag containing soda bottles.
Mcgonagall: Sorry i'm late, but I saw these delicious cold muggle things called slurpees, and I couldn't resist! So I-
Remus: Save the story for later! We gotta get outta here!
Dumbledore: Come join the run Minerva!
Remus and Dumbledore rushed past Mc gonagall, nearly knocking her over, along with a bunch of muggles staring at them.
Mcgonagall: Wait! Don't you want your slurpees?
Dumbledore: Ooh!
Dumbledore ran back ,and grabbed his slurpee and took a sip.
Dumble: Mmmm! Excellent choice Minerva!
Remus: Guys! Drink them later! We gotta go now! That store clerk is after us!
Dumbledore was busily drinking his slurpee, not seeming to hear, and raised his wand, and pointed it to the automatic doors behind them, and they slammed shut, and the store clerk crashed straight into them.
Remus: Woah! Nice one, Professor!
Dumbledore: Aren't you going to have your slurpee, Remus?
Back at the Malfoy mansion...
Sirius: Aaawww! Everyone else is swimming! No fair!
Snape: Well, why don't you just go in there already?! Maybe it'll get you out of my hair!
Sirius: Hair? hmmmm....
Sirius suddenly reached for a bowl of salsa.
Snape: Don't even think about it! (grabs bowl of sour cream) I'm armed with sour cream, and i'm not afriad to use it!
Lucius suddenly strode in, carrying 3 black shirts, and a bunch of little squeeze bottles of many colours.
Lucius: Not fighting boys, I hope?
Sirius: Err, no! (puts down salsa)
Snape: We're just, uuuhh...dandy! (hides sour cream behind back) Did I just say dandy?
Sirius: Yea! (snort) Dandy! That sounds funny!!
Lucius: Right, now, why aren't you in the pool with the others?
Snape: Because I hate the water?
Sirius: Because I forgot my speedo?
Lucius and Snape stared at Sirius.
Lucius: You're...what?
Snape: Oh god...bad mental images! BAD!
Sirius: No! I was just kidding! I don't use a speedo! Not anything really!
Lucius: What?! You mean-
Sirius: No, you idiot!! I swim as a dog! It's much more fun that way! Dogs are better swimmers after all! You know i'm a animagus!
Lucius: No dog will be swimming in my pool!
Sirius: Aw, fine...
Lucius: But I brought something to occupy yourselves, so you don't tear each other apart.
Lucius lay down the three black shirts and coloured bottles.
Snape: Sooooo....what's it for?
Sirius: Can we eat it?!
Snape: (slaps Sirius)
Sirius: Hey! That hurt!
Lucius: Just stop for one moment you two and listen! You get to...decorate your own T-shirts!
Sirius: OOOOH!! WOW! HAGHEBLIBAUSTHOUWAAAA!!!
Snape:...what?
Lucius: I said that you get to decorate your own T-shirts!
Snape: I heard you, I meant Sirius.
Sirius: Oh, that? That was just my spasm of excitement.
Lucius: Now, first of all, you take this paint, and squeeze letters or pictures of whatever you like onto the shirt!
Sirius: Coooool!
Snape: Whoopee...
Sirius: Aawww...Snivellus sounds so sad! Does he need a hug?
Snape: Hug me, and you'll wish you never lived!
Lucius: Okay, now stop with the fighting, and let's get decorating!
Sirius: YAY!!!
Back in the pool, Harry, Ron, Colin, Fred, George, Crabbe, and Goyle (who are both wearing lifejackets) are lined up at both sides of the pool, waiting for Draco's word....
Draco: GO!!!
Everyone dived in. Goyle's life jacket slipped off him, and he dropped like a rock, feet first into the deep. Fred jumped from one side of the pool, and George jumped from the opposite, and both accidently crashed head on. Crabbe jumped in, and tried to swim to the bottom, but his lifejacket prevented him from doing so, so he stayed in the same spot, moving his arms to push him down, his head under the water, and his butt sticking in the air, like a duck dunking for food in a pond. Colin emerged victoriously only a few seconds later, holding half of the glass cup. He participated, seeing it was his fault that the cup ended up in the bottom of the pool in the first place, and he then handed the cup to Draco.
Draco: Well done Creevy! You win the bag of Fizzing Wiz-wait! Creevy, where's the other half of this cup?
Goyle: In my foot.
Draco: What?! I thought I told you that you're not supposed to step on it!
Goyle: Oh! I thought we were supposed to! See, that's why I jumped in feet first, and my foot hit the glass! It was painful, but I won too! Right?
Draco: Okay then...well congragulations to you too, Goyle, you also win the bag of fizzing wizzbees. You and Creevy can split them.
Ron: What?! That's not fair! Goyle won by default, just cause he was stupid enough to land on the cup!
Hermione: We may need some medical assistance for that foot of his!
Goyle: Who cares about my foot?! I got candy!!
Draco: Where's Crabbe?
Harry pointed to where Crabbe lay head down, floating motionessly in the water.
Draco: OH MY GOD!!!
Back in the house, Lucius held up his shirt proudly that spelt the word;
Snape: Pim?
Lucius: What?! No! It's supposed to say Pimp! Grrr...the last letter must not be showing up clearly enough! Stupid paint...
Snape held his up, and it said; 'I'm with stupid.' And it showed a hand with a finger pointing to the right.
Sirius: (standing on Snape's right) That's funny! Hey! Wait a minute! Does that mean i'm stupid?
Snape: What do you think?!
Sirius: Here's mine!
Sirius held up his shirt with sheer pride, and it said; I spent 12 years in Azkaban Prison, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
Remus: Not bad there, Padfoot!
Sirius: Moony! Where did you get here? And what's that you drinking?
Remus: Oh! This is a slurpee. You can have it.
Sirius: Yaay!!!
Sirius took the slurpee wth glee and drank it all down in one gulp. Mc gonagall looked thoroughly disgusted at this.
Dumbledore: Oh! What are those you're making?
Trelawney: Ah, as I have forseen, creativeness happening within-
Snape: Wait! Who the hell let her in?!
Dumbledore: Well, she was waiting outside to be let in. Had the funniest story that you locked her out! But I assured her that you would never do that!
Snape: err...
Sirius: He sure did lock her out alright!
Snape: Thanks alot, bonehead!
Sirius: That is technicaly right though! Cause our heads are actually made of bone!
Snape: And brains, you imbecile! I think that's the one thing that's missing from your head!
Lucius: Hello headmaster. Didn't know you'd be here. We are making T-shirts! You can make one too, but we've only got white ones left.
Dumbledore: Well that would be fun!
Remus: I'd like to make one too please!
Trelawney: I have forseen that three more of these shirts will be made within these 5 minutes, so make that three.
Snape: (cough) freak! (cough)
Mcgonagall: Speak for yourself, Severus! Oh, and no shirt for me, Lucius. I'll sit this one out, thank you.
Trelawney: Just as I have forseen...
Mcgonagall: Oh, do put a sock in it Sybill!
Lucius left for a minute and then came back with three white T-shirts. He then went out onto the porch to tell everyone in the pool that the pizza was on it's way over, and to get out of the pool. (Many groans were heard)
Lucius: Well, enjoy yourselves. I'll be in my office, so please try to keep the noise level down.
Remus, Trelawney, and Dumbledore immedietly got to work on their T-shirts.
Remus: Shoot! I'm almost out of brown paint!
Sirius: What would you want brown paint for?
Remus: You'll see...almost...done!
Mc gonagall: My, you are very fast!
Sirius: It says...if life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand...chocolate?! Sweet!
Remus: Indeed! It is sweet!
Harry: Hey! Nice shirts!
Snape: (jumps) Potter!
Harry: Ya. Me.
Sirius: Haha! Snivellus is afraid of Harry!!
Snape: AM NOT!!
Remus: Stop fighting like children, you two!
Sirius: Oh yea, well who's the child now, chocolate boy?!
Remus: Chocolate happens to be the most valued and loved sweet in all the world, by children AND adults, dog breath!
Sirius: Ooh, that really hurt, Moonface!
Remus: Azkabanian!
Sirius: Werewolf! (gasp) Oops!
Remus: ( eyes water ) Y-you went to far that time, buddy....
Snape: And he said that I acted like a child!
Draco: (coming into the kitchen) Honsetly, Crabbe! It's really not that hard to remember to just lift your head out of the water to breath!
Crabbe: Okay...i'll try to remember that...wait! What was that you just said?
Ron: Is the pizza here yet?
Dumbledore: My my! Children are popping up all over the place!
Mcgonagall: I'm done!
Mcgonagall held up her shirt, which said; D is for Lysdexia!
Sirius: Doesn't Dyslexia start with a D?
Mcgonagall: Yes! That's the whole point!
Sirius: Huh? Oooooh! I get it! (laughs really loudly)
Snape smashed his fist on Sirius's head, in hopes to knock out the annoying marauder for awhile, but Sirius's head was so hard, it hurt Snape's hand more than he hurt Sirius's head.
Trelawney: I can't think what to write on mine!!
Harry: How about, Batty?
Ron: Or annoying!
Mcgonagall: Or pointless!
Snape: Or stupid old prat!
Sirius: How about...funny?
Everyone stares at Sirius.
Dumbledore: I think it's an excellent idea myself!
Trelawney: Wait! Something is coming to me...I know!
Trelawney immidiatly stared to use the paints on the T-shirt, as more and more kids came up.
Neville: When's the pizza coming?
Draco: I don't know. All I do know is that they're practicly late!
3 minutes later, the doorbell rang, and Draco and the others raced to the door. Draco opened the door, and there was a pimply teenager, Stan Shunpike, of the Knight Bus, holding all the pizzas.
Draco: You're late!!! By 1 minute!!!
Crabbe: We want pizza!!
Harry: Hey Stan! I didn't know you did pizza deliveries.
Stan: it's a summer job.
Stan gave the pizzas to Draco, who gave him the sickles, galleons (whatever)
Stan: Have fun! Happy summer!
Neville: Can we eat now?
Colin: Ya! Can we? Can we? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Draco: Ok! Everyone into the dining room!
Everyone proceeded to the dining room, going through the kitchen first.
Trelawney held up her T-shirt, which said 'I know what you did last summer...because i'm a psychic!'
Ron: Pfft! More like a psyco!
Sorry if it kinda sucked. I'm kinda goin' through writer's block. BTW, the 'if life gives you lemons...' wrote on the shirt by Remus, is a quote by my friend, yamatadragon. The one who helped me with the chapters earlier before! :D It's back to school in 2 days, so i'll probably be busy again. This is going rather slowly I know, but it'll get there! Bye-Q!