Sorry for long painful wait! School's back in for me, and the homework pile is huge!! Not much time anymore, so this will be going slowly. sorry. At least I got some good ideas back into my head! Here's chapter 10!
Everyone's sitting at the table in the dining room.
Ron: Hey Harry! Pass me some of that exploding marshmellow pizza!
Harry: You sure? Well, okay... (passes pizza slice to Ron)
Ron: Thanks mate! (takes a bite) I wonder why they call it exploding marshmellow pizza?
Suddenly, a semi-loud explosion is heard, and everyone is staring at a blackened Ron with smoke rising from his body.
Ron: Oh...
(doorbell rings)
Goyle: More pizza?
Draco: No dummy! It's a late party guest!
And sure enough, there stood Hagrid with his dog Fang at his side.
Draco: Hello Hagrid! Come in! We're just eating dinner right now!
Hagrid: Sorry I'm late! I was just finishin' bakin' the treacle fudge and rock cakes! Here ya go!
Hagrid dumped his cooking into Draco's arms, and he staggered under all the weight of the rock cakes.
Draco: Thanks Hagrid...i'll just...put these..in the kitchen...ooof! (falls over)
Hagrid: Here, i'll take 'em!
Draco: Thanks! phew!
After a few moments, Draco showed Hagrid to where he was to put Fang upstairs, then he and Draco went back down to dinner, and they sat down to enjoy the pizza.
Dumbledore: These lemon drop pizzas are excellent!
Sirius: (chuckles)
Remus: What's so funny?
Sirius: Oh, just earlier, when I was trying to order wizard pizza, I tricked Wizarding Pizza Palace into delivering some pizza to a random muggle house! Or maybe not so random!
Snape: Since when did you do that?!
Sirius: Since you weren't looking!
Harry: Err...what random house would that be, Sirius?
Meanwhile, Stan Shunpike is landing a giant flying purple van into Private Drive, with big colourful letters on it, and a giant flying pizza slice charmed to zoom around the top of the van.
Dudley: AAAHHHHH!!! MUM!!! DAD!! THERE'S A CRAZY PIZZA MAN FROM YOU-KNOW-WHICH-WORLD INVADING OUR STREET!!!
Petunia: Don't be silly! Oh, there goes the doorbell! (goes to open door and gasps)
Stan Shunpike: 'ello! Wizarding Pizza Palace delivery! 2 Gryffin meat pizzas, 5 dragon pepper, and 8 exploding marshmellow, and 4 acid pop pizzas! That'll be (insert amount of wizarding money you think it costs) galleons and (insert amount of sickles) sickles!
Petunia: (screams and faints)
Back at Draco's...
Colin: I'm gonna explode! I ate too much!
Neville: My mouth's on fire! (eyes watering)
Hermione: I told you not to eat the dragon fire pepperoni!
Mc gonagall: Why, aren't you having any, Severus?
Snape: I don't eat pizza.
Remus: Do you eat anything?
Sirius: Aw, c'mon! Who doesn't like pizza!? I mean, you ordered them! There has to be a flavour you like!
Snape: I just ordered a bunch of random flavours that came to my head.
Neville: Next time sir, please order something a little less painful...
Ron: And less dangerous and explosive...
Goyle is seen, chugging down a whole bottle of Pepsi.
Goyle: Wow! These muggle drinks are sure cool!
Fred: Lemmie try! (chugs some of the pepsi) WOAH!! That's good stuff!!
George: Pass that Root Beer stuff!
Dumbledore: Severus, aren't you going to eat any of this pizza?
Snape: No, i'm not hungry.
Sirius: Aw, c'mon Snivellus! Whta's a party without pizza?! Eat! (shoves a piece of fizzing wizzbee pizza in Snape's mouth)
Snape: Mmph! uumph! Mmmmph!!!
Sirius: There ya go! Now, try some of the Gryffin Meat pizza!
Snape: (shakes head) Mmm, umm! Mmfff!! (another pizza slice is shoved into his mouth)
Crabbe: I'm gonna eat this whole Dragon Fire Pepperoni pizza!
Neville: Don't do it!!
Ron, Harry, Sirius, Hagrid, Fred, George, and Colin: (chanting) DO IT!! DO IT!! DO IT!!
Percy: You'll regret it!
Hermione: I really don't think-
But Crabbe already stuffed 3 pieces into his mouth
Hermione: (sighs) boys...
Pansy: ooh! That's gotta be burning him!
Trelawney: My inner eye sees, that-
Sirius: Shhh! Quiet! I wanna see this!
Crabbe managed to shove the rest of the pizza into his mouth. Remus pressed a button on his watch.
Remus: Time! 2 minutes and 28 seconds!
The majority of the boys cheered.
Draco: That was really stupid..but bloody amazing and funny!
Crabbe raised his arms in triumph, then a horrified look appeared on his face.
Goyle: what's wrong?
Crabbe:...AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! BURNING!!! MY WHOLE STOMACH IS ON FIRE!!!! AAAARRRRRRRRGH!!! THE PAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN!!!!!
Percy: This is not good!
Fred&George: (smiling with glee) This is SO good!!!
Goyle: I think he's dying!
Draco: In that case, this is the best time to disturb father!
Draco took Crabbe to his father's office, and Goyle followed.
Ron: (snickers) This is almost as good as Draco, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret!!
Hermione: Crabbe could be in serious trouble!
Ron: Aw, you're always raining on my parade by ruining the best moments of my life!
Harry: I really don't think he can die from eating a whole pizza by himself! He's got a pretty big stomach, and that pizza can't really be made of fire!
Hermione: With wizard's food, you can never tell...
In Lucius's office...
Draco: Father! Father!
Lucius: (sigh) what is it?!
Draco: Crabbe is dying!!
Lucius: What did he do?
Goyle: He ate a whole Dragon Fire Pepperoni pizza in almost 2 minutes flat!
Crabbe: IT BUUUUURRRRRNSSSS!!!!!
Lucius: Pshh! Figures. Well, I guess it's off to St. Mungo's then.
Back in the dining room.
Snape: Congragulations Black. You're probably the only living being, besides the Dark Lord himself, who's managed to bring me this close to death...I think i'm going to explode.
Sirius: Whoohoo!! I da man!!
Colin: You're going to explode too?! Does that mean we'll have to go to the hospital?
Mcgonagall: Don't be ridiculous! You cam't explode by eating too much! Besides, Severus is too stubborn to die, especially like this.
Lucius then entered the living room.
Lucius: I have to take Crabbe to St.Mungos hospital, and Goyle and Draco will be coming along. This party is not cancelled, but I ask you to stay in this house and not to cause havock. So that means staying out of my office and bedrooms, no going in the pool, no cleaning out the food cupboards, and no destroying stuff, but all of you having left your wands at home, so there shouldn't be too much trouble. (A.N.: I forgot to put in the letters in the beginning chapters, that it was supposed to say, that they weren't allowed to bring wands. So that's why no one has their wands, if you're wondering.) You may watch some movies, play with that muggle thing of Draco's over-
Harry: It's called a game cube, sir.
Lucius: Whatever, i'll be back in a few hours.
Draco: I'll see you all later. Try not to have too much fun without me!
With that, Lucius, Draco, Goyle, and a Crabbe in extreme pain left the house.
Pansy: Noooooo!!! My Drakykins is gooooonnneeee!!!
Ron: You're what?! Excuse me?!
George: I never thought Malfoy would ever be able to get a girlfriend!
Harry: Well, we're done dinner now...so...I guess we should play a game!
Hermione: I know! Let's play telephone!
Ron: What? Oh! You mean fellytone?
George: I've heard dad talking about those things!
Hermione: No, telephone! It's a muggle game! I'll explain the rules! (A.N.: For those who know this game, you don't have to read the rest of what Hermione says below) We sit in a circle. One person thinks of a phrase or word, and whispers it to the next person, and they pass it on to the next person beside them by whispering in their ear, until it reaches the person next to the one who thought of the word, and they say it out loud to everyone. Sometimes the message comes out differently from what it was orginally, but that's kind of the point. No one else can say it out loud though. And if you can't hear the person next to you clearly, say "operator", and they'll have to whisper it again.
Hagrid: Sounds fun!
Pansy: I don't like it!
Ron: Well, tough beans, because we're playing it!
Harry: Okay everyone! Into the next room, and sit in a circle! Woah! I'm starting to sound like Malfoy! Not good!!
To be continued...
Okay folks, i'll get the next chapter up sometime hopefully before the end of September. So hold your patience, and remember to review! Thanks! Bye-Q!