Well, this has gotten up faster than I expected! The next chapter probably won't be up for awhile, cause of damn school! --; oh well...here's chapter 11!
In the next room...everyone's gathered 'round to play telelphone.
Hermione: Okay, everyone sit in a circle, and i'll start!
Hermione leaned over to Pansy to whisper in her ear, but she leaned away.
Hermione: Pansy!
Pansy: What?!
Hermione: I can't whisper it to you if you lean out of the way like that!
Pansy: Let you come that close in physical contact to me?! I swear you tried to bite my ear off!
Hermione: I did not! Well, fine then! If you're too chicken to just let me whisper into your ear, you start then!
Pansy: Wait! That's not what I-oh...all right.
Pansy sat there, thinking of a good word or sentence to pass around.
Percy: Well, hurry up! We have'nt got all night!
Colin: It's night already?! (looks out window) Wow! It's dark!
Pansy: ooh! I got one!
Pansy leaned over and whispered into Colin's ear, and his eyes widened.
Colin: That's dirty! (Authors Note folks; Don't run away! This really isn't bad or anything, it's just stupid and it's immature humor, like little kids would use. This is, after all, a PG story, no higher than that. So no worries!)
Colin giggled, and bent over into Harry's ear, and laughed halfway through, sending some spit on Harry's ear..
Harry: What? Sorry. (wiping ear off with sweater)
Hermione: No, Harry! You say operator!
Harry: Oh! Uuh...operator?
Colin laughed again, but caught his breath, and whispered the word in Harry's ear, dryly this time, and it seemed Harry got the message, but he had a rather puzzled and odd look on his face. He leant over and whispered into Ron's ear. Ron snickered.
He then leant over to Remus, and whispered in his ear, who shook his head in slight disapproval, but whispered into Dumbledore's ear. He looked slightly amused, and he chuckled, and whispered the word into Mcgonagall's ear. She looked a little shocked but sighed, and whispered it to Snape.
Snape: ...o-kaaaay then...weirdos....
Snape leant over to Sirius, and whispered the word into his ear.
Sirius: Operator?
Snape: (whispers the word again)
Sirius: Operator?
Snape: (sighs, and whispers the word into his ear again)
Sirius: Operator?
Snape: Grrr...(whispers word again)
Sirius: Operator?
Snape: Bloody hell, Black! It's just one short word, and i've spoken it 4 times, very clearly!! It has one syllable! Easy to remember!
Sirius burst out laughing.
Remus: He always does annoying things like this. Padfoot, just tell Percy next to you, the word. You know very well what the word is.
Sirius: Awwww....fine...
Sirius reluctantly leant over, and whispered the word into Percy's ear, and he looked slightly surprised, and disgusted.
Percy: Fart?!
The whole room groaned.
Hermione: Percy! You just gave the word away!! The game's ruined!
Pansy: You screwed up my turn!
Percy: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that! It just slipped!
Hagrid: What kinda word is that?! Fart?! Was that really the word?!
Mc gonagall: Yes, according to Pansy.
Trelaweney: I knew it! I forsaw it all...
Mc gonagall: Sure you did...
Pansy sat with her arms crossed, obviously angered that Percy had ruined her turn in the game.
Pansy: I want to play somehting else now!
George: You're just saying that cause your turn was messed up!
Harry: I'm going to start now! And I have the perfect sentence!
Harry whispered into Ron's ear. Ron smiled, and leant over to Fred, who also smiled and told George. He then passed it onto Neville, who looked confused, but passed it onto Remus.
Remus: What kind of phrase is that?!
The message was passed around to everyone, after another annoying round of Snape having to repeat the phrase over and over again to Sirius, till Sirius finally got it (which he really had heard Snape the first time, but was just trying to annoy him by repeating 'operator' again and again.) and finally, Hermione recieved the message last, and said it aloud, looking slightly confused.
Hermione: Rumage for the road-placed-snitch?!
Harry: No! Umbridge is a toad-faced bitch! (Too true, too true...)
(everyone laughs and cheers)
Snape: Damn right you are! Wait! Did I just agree with Potter? Bloody hell! (smacks himself)
Neville: (laughing) That was good! But that's not what George whispered to me. It sounded a bit different.
Hermione: The phrase must have gotten messed up, or not heard clearly enough while it got passed around. It happens, but that's sort of the point of the game; to see what the phrase turns out as at the end.
Fred: Ya, but no matter. Harry was so right there! Because that stupid Umbridge, really is a toad-faced bi-
A sudden 'hem hem!' was heard, and everyone turned around to face...
"I'm here everyone!"
Decked out in her disgusting pink dress with that little black bow on her short curly hair, Dolores Jane Umbridge stood, as she smiled her evil toad-faced smile, while the background outside flashed with lightning.
Harry: Oh great...
to be continued...
I know that chapter was shorter than the rest, but next one will be longer probably. Please remember to review!! Bye for now!