Sorry for the long pause. Been busy, even though it's X-mas holidays. --; Here's chapter 13.

Hagrid: I'll be takin' Fang for a walk! See ya lot later! (goes out the door with Fang on a leash)

Fred: Well, let's see what's on tellymathing!

George: Now, how do we turn it on?

Fred: Well, i'm not sure...you know what's ironic, George?

George: No, Fred. I don't.

Fred: How Malfoy hates muggles so much, yet he has all this muggle stuff in his house!

George: Well, maybe his parents wanted to try out living as muggles. I can't see the Malfoy's wanting to do that somehow though.

Fred: Well, maybe they got them from some muggle friend of theirs as gifts.

George: I thought all the Malfoys hated muggles though!

Fred: But they have all this muggle stuff in their house!

George: (sigh) it's a mystery, Fred. A big twisted mystery...

Fred: Ya...well, let's see what's one the tellymathing!

George: Ya! Now how do we turn it on?

Fred: Hmmm...I dunno...odd things muggles have...

George: Ya...wonder how they got all the muggle stuff?

Fred: Ya..maybe a friend?

George: But they hate muggles!

And they went on and on...but meanwhile:

Harry: Hey! Let's play this! (holding up Super Smash Brothers)

Mcgonagall: Now how to put it in?

Sirius: I'll do it!

Snape: There is no way, that a fully grown idiot, like Black, would be able to-

Sirius popped the game into the gamecube, and the screen came on, showing the game.

Snape: ...I am left speechless...

Sirius: well that was easy!

Remus: well done Padfoot. I think i'd like to have a go at this.

Sirius: Me too!

Neville: Hey! Does anybody wanna try my Peanut Butter Pie???

Ron: Why not. Probably better than this. Let's go eat. You coming, Harry?

Harry: Sure.

Hermione: I'll come. I've seen these video games before, and they're boring.

The troublesome trio walked into the kitchen to try some of the peanut butter pie...

Mcgonagall: Well, I may as well play this muggle contraption.

Dumbledore: I think...that I may just sit and watch.

Sirius: We need one more player. HEY! ANYONE WANNA PLAY SUPERSMASH BROTHERS?? WE NEED ONE MORE PLAYER!!!

(silence)

Pansy: (from a different room) SLYTHERIN RIGHTS!!!

Sirius: Okay, that was random...Snivellus! That leaves you, since you're already in this room!

Snape: I just remembered, I was going to go watch the...the tellymathingy!

Mcgonagall: Oh come now, Severus! I'm playing!

Remus: Yes, even old Mcgonagall has stooped down this low!

Mcgonagall: Watch yourself, Remus...

Snape: Oh, what the heck?! Fine.

(in the kitchen)

Ron: This punch is go-o-o-o-o-o-d!!!! (is all jittery from the sugar)

Hermione: The sweets Pansy brought are wonderful!

Neville: Isn't anybody going to try my peanut butter pie?!

Ron: Ya ya, later (is chugging down excessive amounts of the punch)

Colin: (comes in) I'm hungry!

Neville: Great! now you can try some Peanut Butter Pie!

Colin: Eeewww! No way! I wanna try the punch! (drinks some) Wow! That's sugary!!!

Ron: You said it!! (laughs insanely)

Harry: Oh boy, this is gonna be a crazy night...

(back to Fred George)

George: I think I got it!

Fred: You do?

George: Just fire a hex at it!

Fred: Brilliant!

George: (grabs for wand, but remembers) Aw nuts! I forgot, we had to leave our wands at home!

Fred: Oh, bloody hell! (slams fist against the T.V button, and it turns on)

George: Fred! You did it! You're a genious!

Fred: Woah! I turned that thing on-oh! I mean, of course I'm a genious!

George: great! now we can watch!

The two sat for 5 minutes, as the T.V played Yu-Gi-Oh! (Hey, who can argue with that?! XD )

Fred: This program is sure boring...

George: I can't understand what's going on! Can monsters really come out of brown cards in the muggle world?! Muggle entertainment is so confusing! I say we go to a different program.

Fred: Yeah. Now just howto switch the program

George: ya...do you know how?

Fred: No...

George: Darn...

So they sat there, watching Yu-Gi-Oh, but back in the games room...

Sirius: I call Pikachu!

Remus: I had it first!

Mc gonagall: Oh boys...(selects Kirby)

(Okay, for those who do not know what Super Smash Borthers is, i'll try to quickly and effeciently explain it.. for those who do know, you can skip what I have to say here...so what you basically do is select a character that's from a nintendo game ( such as Mario, Link, Princess Peach, Pikachu, ect; and there's usulaly 2-4 players as I remember, and you use your characters to battle each other. The last one standing is the winner. Pretty simple to understand, but hard to play.)

Snape: Okay..i'll choose (reads the character's name) Mewtwo. (a pokemon, but these guys don't really know what pokemon is. They're just choosing the one they like best)

Sirius: What?

Remus: And while you're not looking...(selects Pikachu)

Sirius: Hey! No fair! Awww...fine! I'll take...(reads a character's name) Link (from Legend of Zelda)

Mc gonagall: Okay, let's read the directions (reads and explains instructions, and selects a battlefield, and all that crap) Alright, begin!

Sirius: (comes up to Remus) HAHA!! Die pikachu!!! (presses button to swing sword, but nothing happens) Hey! what gives?! Why won't my sword swing?!

Remus: Probably a broken button. (presses button for Pikachu to shock Link)

Sirius: Hey! That wasn't fair!

Snape: Everybody gang up on Black! (makes Mewtwo attack Pikachu)

Sirius: No!! That's unfair! (Link is shocked by Pikachu and punched by Mewtwo)

Mcgonagall: Oh look! My character can fly! It fills up like a balloon! Look at it go! Wheee!

Dumbledore: My my! This is certainly extraordinay! How exciting!!

(back in the kitchen, Colin is running around, screaming and giggling)

Ron: need...more...punch!!! (drinks another cup) oh yes...

Hermione: At this rate, you'll be up all night!

Harry: Ya, you'll have to go to the bathroom alot!

Hermione: I meant sugar-wise.

Harry: oh, that too.

Colin: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!! I LIKE GUMMY WORMS!!! :D

Percy: What's going on in here?!

Ron: Oh, hey Percy! Try some of this punch! It's really good! We cooked up a masterpiece!!

Ginny: (comes in) Oooh! I wanna try some too! (drinks a cupfull of it) Omigosh! It's so sugary! I love it!!! (jumping up and down)

Percy: On second thought, I think i'll stick to the peanut butter pie.

Neville: Yay! Finally!

(back in T.V. room)

(Dumbledore has fallen asleep on the couch)

Snape: This is getting rather boring...(is making Mewtwo attack Sirius's character, Link, by hitting one button, whileLink is just standing there)

Sirius: (hitting the attack button) WHY WON'T YOU SWING, YOU STUPID SWORD?!?

Remus: Relax, Padfoot. It's only a game! I've already told you the button is broken. No need to get all huffed up. It's just for fun.

Mcgonagall: (is still floating in the air, but drops on Remus's character, and kills Remus's character) Oh my! What button was that?!

Remus: What?! That was my last life!! You little-

Sirius: Hey Moony! Calm down! It's just a game! (pats Remus on the shoulder)

Remus: Grrr...see for yourself, Padfoot. (points to Sirius's dead character, where Snape's character is beating it up)

Sirius: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You killed it! I'm going to strangle you...

Snape: Relax, Black. It is, after all, just a game.

Sirius: Grrr...(leaps at Snape) DIE!!!

(Colin is seen, running around the house, yelling at the top of his lungs, and Ginny is seen, hopping around like a rabbit, and Ron is swinging from the chandelires)

Percy: (cautiously chewing a piece of Neville's pie) This peanut butter pie...has a rather sticky texture to it...

Neville: So you like it?

Percy: (suddenly spits it out) Bleauch! How revolting!!

Neville: Y-you don't like it? (eyes water)

Umbridgewas upstairs, giggling, andwent to the pet room, and openened the door, and all the owls, cats, a frog, a raven, a phoenix, and a hippogriff rused out.

Umbridge: AAAAHHH!! NO! WAIT! STOP!!!

(is stampeded over)

Umbridge: ...bad idea...

Trevor: Ribbit! (hops on Umbridges face)

Colin: WOW!! LOOK AT ALL THE ANIMALS THAT ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO!

Harry: What? oh-no! Hedwig! Don't poop there!!

(Buckbeak is seen tearing up the couch)

Hermione: Mr.Malfoy won't be happy about all of this!

And at Hermione's words, Lucius and Draco entered the house. Colin was still running around the house, knocking over stuff, Ron was still swinging like a monkey on the chandelier, Ginny was hopping around, drinking punch at the same time, Percy had found the bacon, and was stuffing himself with it, unaware of the noise and trouble, the animals were running around and fighting, Snape and Sirius were fighting on the floor, where Remus and Mcgonagall were trying to calm them down and separate them. The house was in utter chaos! And the only ones who were actually silently behaving, were (believe it or not) Fred and George, who were still watching the telly. Draco stared in horror, as Lucius observed the mass destruction that lay about the house. His face turned red with anger, fists clenched,temper about to explode.

Lucius: WHAT IN THE DEVIL IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?!

Everyone stopped what they were doing, as they heard Lucius's angered voice echo through the mansion. Ron hung on the chandelier, and it broke from the ceiling, sending Ron crashing to the floor with it.

Ron: Ow! That-

Hermione quickly clasped her hand over Ron's mouth, fearing the worst.

Lucius: Everyone…upstairs…to bed…NOW!!!

Uh-oh! He ain't happy! Next chapter will most likely come sometime within the next 2-3 months XD sorry, but I don't have the time. Please review though!