Sorry for the long wait. Here's chapter 14! Read, review, and enjoy! I don't own Harry Potter!

Fred: Geez, way to go, guys.

George: Ya! And that tellymathing program was just getting interesting too!

All the boys were upstairs in a room in sleeping bags, as Lucius was pissed at the destruction they caused. The girls were sleeping in a separate room.

Percy: You know, i'm really surprised you two weren't stirring up mass chaos like all the others!

Ron: Ya! What the bloody hell was wrong with you two! Eaten some bad food?

Fred: Exactly! We think Snape's cooking was taking it's toll on us.

George: Ya, thanks alot, Snape!

Snape: (sarcasticly) Well, sorry!

Dumbledore: Why confined to the corner over there, Severus?

Snape: I wish to be alone and asleep, thank you.

Sirius: Well, you're very welcome! (sniggers)

Remus: Oh, Padfoot...

Harry: Hey, why isn't Hagrid back yet? You don't thik he's hurt, do you?

(Hagrid is seen, somewhat far off from Draco's mansion, wandering the streets, with an empty leash)

Hagrid: FANG! WHERE'D YA GO! COME OUT, BOY! IT'S TIME TO GO BA-(is hit by a flung frying pan)

Person from inside of a house: HEY! KEEP IT DOWN, YOU BIG OAF! WE'RE TRYIN' TO GET SOME BLOODY SLEEP!

(Hagrid rubs his head, mumbling and grumbling, and goes off, continuing his search for Fang)

Colin: Or maybe he lost his dog!

Draco: Don't be ridiculous! The half-breed's more likely to lose himself, first!

Sirius: We should play a game!

Remus: Isn't it time for us to be trying to sleep now?

Percy: Exactly what I was about to say! It's far too late for games!

Ron: Oh shutup, Percy!

George: Ya, haven't you ruined enough people's fun already today?

Percy: Headmaster, you agree with me, don't you?

Dumbledore: I think a game might be fun! This is a party after all, is it not?

Draco: Yes, as long as father doesn't hear us, we can do a game.

Lucius: (from outside the room) Do I hear a conspiracy in there?

Neville: Uuuhhh...no?

Lucius: Then go to sleep!

Ron: Yeesh! Doesn't need to be so huffy about!

Harry: I wonder how Hermione's doing with the others?

Ron: I dunno.

meanwhile, in the room where all the girls are...

Trelawney: If you tell me about your dreams tomorrow, I can predict-

Mcgonagall: Oh do hush up, Sybill.

Ginny: (sobbing) I wish I didn't come here! Mr. Malfoy is scary and mean! (bursts out crying)

Umbridge: Oh, stop your whining, you little toad!

Mcgonagall: It is you who's the toad, Dolores!

Umbridge: You old bat! I can think of better insults for you!

Hermione: This is going to be a long night...

Pansy: SLYTHERIN RIGHTS, I SAY! SLYTHERIN RIGHTS!

Lucius: (pounding on the door) BE QUIET IN THERE!

Back where the boys are sleeping...

Sirius: We should play a prank on the girls!

Remus: Oh Padfoot, grow up.

Sirius: But I have!

Snape: Physically, yes. Mentally? Definitly not.

Sirius: Sod off! I thought you were keeping to your own corner!

Snape: I AM in my own corner, Black!

Sirius: If you make anymore smart-arse comments with me, i'm gonna-(hurk!) (goes wide-eyed) My…stomach! You're…gonna…pay…Snape…..your cooking…is starting to kill…me!

Snape: (grins evily) I warned you not to eat so much of it.

Sirius:..you…jerk! You food-poisoned…me! And all you're…going…to do…is…sit there…and smirk? You're…responsible…for this! (urk!) I gotta find...a bathroom... now! (staggers and stumbles out the door)

Lucius: What are you doing out of bed?

Sirius: Outta my way, blondie. Unless you want my last meal all over you! (covers mouth)

Lucius: (points down the hall, to the left, showing Sirius the bathroom)

(Sirius runs off down the hall before he hurls)

Lucius: And no games in there! Go to sleep, or else…

Draco: Yes, daddy!

Ron: Bloody hell, Malfoy! Did you just call your father, "daddy"!

(Harry, Colin, Fred, George, Ron, and Neville burst out laughing)

Draco: Shutup, Weasley! You didn't hear anything! Now go to sleep!

Ron: Oh, fine! Party pooper...

Remus: Goodnight, everyone!

Everyone: Goodnight!

5 minutes later...a hissing sound fills the room

Fred: What the bloody hell!

Neville: (whimper) What is that?

Ron: Harry! Stop scaring us with your Parseltounge!

Harry: (laughing) sorry! I couldn't help it! I wish I could see the looks on your faces!

Draco: Stop showing off, Potter, and save your snake language for another day!

Harry: Yeesh, sorry.

Dumbledore: Goodnight everyone! Sweet dreams!

Everyone: Goodnight!

Snape: Idiots...

Remus: We heard that!

Next morning…at the breakfast table...

Fred: These look good! (opens pop-tart box) Is this muggle food?

Draco: yes, and it's surprisingly very tasty for muggle food.

Harry: Ginny, pass the "Wizard O's" cereal please.

Neville: Can someone pass the "Quidditch Quaker Oats" please?

Sirius: I feel horrrible...

George: Well, I feel brilliant! Pass that pop-tart box, Fred

Fred: (takes 2 pop-tarts, and eats one) These muggle pop tarts are excellent!

Percy: Don't over do yourself, or you'll get sick again!

Neville: Can someone pass the "Quidditch Quaker Oats" please?

Draco: Weasley! Hand me a pop tart!

Fred: Sorry, Draco. We're all out!

Draco: (eyes narrowing) What...did you say?

Colin: He said that we're all out of-

Draco: I heard him the first time! It's just how can we be all out of pop tarts already, When we just opened the box!

George quickly crams a 3rd pop tart into his mouth, as Fred hides his 2nd under his shirt.

Draco: Well, there's 6 to a box, so there must be one left...(looking around the table)

Snape: (holding the last pop tart) I wonder what this tastes like? (takes a bite)

Draco: (gasps) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Snape: Blech! Too sugary!

Draco: Y-You just wasted a whole pop-tart!

Snape: I just took a small bite. You may have the rest of it.

Draco: Ew! Not when you've bitten it! I only eat the freshest food!

Hermione: (shaking head) Picky, picky...

Ron: Hey Malfoy! How's this for fresh? (opens mouth, revealing crunched up cereal)

Draco: EEEW! GET AWAY FROM ME, WEASLEY!

Neville: Can someone pass the "Quidditch Quaker Oats" please?

Draco: Now who here knows how to drive?

Snape, Lupin, and Mcgonagall raise their hands, confused.

Draco: Alright! This party breakfast isn't complete without pop-tarts! The only possible quickest way to get to a muggle store is to do it the muggle way, driving!

(Everyone stares at him)

Neville: Could someone please pass the "Quidditch Quaker-

Draco:Hush, Longbottom! We heard the the first 3 times! Now, seeing that Snape was the one who ate the last pop-tart, he'll be driving to the muggle store.

Snape: What!

Draco: And Fred and George will accompany him, seeing that they took the majority of the pop-tarts!

Fred: Wait! You can have this one! I haven't done anything to it yet! (takes pop-tart form under his shirt)

Draco: Not when it's been in your shirt, Weasley! Like I said earlier, I only eat the freshest food!

Ron: Bit of a spoiled one, isn't he!

Harry: I'll go with you on that one.

Draco: Hush! Unless you two want to go to the store with them!

Harry and Ron stay silent.

Draco: Good, now the nearest muggle store is...(takes out a wand, and makes a map) on this map. Follow the red dotted line-

Colin: Yay! Gryffindor colours!

Draco: (glares at Colin)

Colin: (quickly dives down and hides under the table) Don't hurt me!

Draco: Well, here (shoves map into Snape's hands) I'm sure you can figure it out.

Snape: What do we do for a car? I'm sure your father wouldn't have one!

Draco: No, but you can just take one of the muggle neighbours, just like borrowing. It's about a ten minute walk from here to the nearest muggle though. But i'm sure you three can handle it. Good luck then!

Snape:...okay then...

Fred: See you guys. (they leave out the door)

Ron: Boy, I feel sorry for them!

Harry: I dunno. George looked pretty happy.

Ron: Why in the world would he be happy? He has to go to a muggle store with Snape!

( Snape, Fred, and George are walking on the road)

Fred: And what are you so looking so smug about, George!

George: Don't you get it? This will be the perfect opportunity to try our new skiving snackboxes recipes! We couldn't do it at Malfoy's cause it was too risky, and we were sick! But we can try it on Snape and the muggles! Less chance of getting caught! And we feel better now too! Which one do you think we should give old Snape? The Ravishing Rabies one, or the Megalomaniac Marshmellow?

Fred: Brilliant! But you think old Snape will fall for it though? He doesn't like candy, and he's not stupid enough to take a random candy from us!

George: Fred! This is someone who takes dead pets, and cooks them into lasagna...in a barbeque! Even we know that lasagna issupposed to be cooked in an oven!

Fred: Yea, but that's cause dad told us that, and you know how muggle obsessed he is. But alright! We'll give it a go!

George: And don't forget the muggles too! Some of them will fall for it for sure!

(Back at Draco's mansion)

Draco: While they're out getting the poptarts, we should play a game!

Hermione continued to read her book while eating her waffles.

Hermione: I think i'll just read.

Draco: Alright, fine! Be that way, stupid mudblood!

Colin: Let's play tag!

Sirius: Alright! TAG! (whacks Remus in the back with his hand very hard, causing his face to land in his cereal bowl) YOU'RE IT!

Remus: (froot loops and milk all over his face) Grrrr...PADFOOT!

And Sirius took off, knocking over his chair, as Remus jumped out of his chair, also knocking it over, and bolted after Sirius in fury.

Hermione: ...and the werewolf has left it's den.

Mcgonagall: (shaking her head) oh, those children...

Umbridge: (pushes Mcgonagall off chair) TAG! (giggles evily)

Mcgonagall: HOW DARE YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THE, DOLORES! (runs after Umbridge)

Draco: No! Stop! Only one person is it at a time!

Dumbledore: How delightful! It seems all the grownups have endulged themselves in a game of tag!

Percy: Now, really!

Ron: Bloody hell!

Pansy: Quite immature of them!

Neville: I'll say!

Ginny: Let us go outside and talk about the meaning of life.

Ron: Yeah...what!

That was the 14th chapter. This is taking awhile, I know, but it'll finished soon. Only 1-3 more chapters to go (hopefully) Please review! HAIL IL PALAZZO! eh, kidding...Excel Saga rocks my world.