One day, Tsuki and Alexi were being nerds. Tsuki had just gave Alexi the sexiest picture of Gaara's mullet in the world, when all of a sudden, their conversation turned towards GAY MEN.
"I need to write a Neji/Gaara fanfic." Tsuki only said this because she is part of the Hyuuga clan. That Hyuuga : (
"Whaaaaat? Noooo! Gaara is so not gay." Alexi was defending Gaara in court but she was failing. Yeah. Sad.
"Gaara is sooooooo a gay man!" Tsuki said.
Alexi gritted her teeth and lol'd all over the place. She regained her composure and went at it.
"Nuh huh! Plus, Gaara can do WAAAAAY better than that asshole"
"Aaaahhhhhh"
All of a sudden, Magical Forest Creature Emilie came down riding a majestic My Little Pony.
"Give peace a chance!" she flailed her naked body about. "To Narutoville with you!"
KAZAAMstarringshaq!
They landed heavily on that weird yellowy-brown ground stuffs that you always see in Narutoville.
"OH GOD MY NOSE," Alexi yelled, flipping a compact mirror out. "OH NO! It is gross and big and ugly FOREVER"
"…" Tsuki had just noticed something pissed-off and really effeminately GAY.
OH WAIT I MEANT TO SAY NEJI.
"N… Neji… kun!" she turned away and blushed deeply. "I… I didn't expect to find you here… of all places"
"OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A WIENIE!" Alexi yelled at Tsuki. She stopped laughing and looked at Neji. "OH MY GOD NEJI YOU ARE SUCH A WIENIE! AND AN ASSHOLE"
Neji gave an irritated sigh and was all pissed still because he is Neji.
He began walking away… asshole.
"Ano… Neji…" Tsuki turned around to watch him leave when he stopped.
"What?" he said quickly.
"Ah! …Oh…" Tsuki blushed again.
Alexi regained consciousness after losing her breath from laughing so hard at the GayI MEAN NEJI.
"You see it now? You see? Neji is an ass and he hates talking to girls because he is always pissed… and NEJI!" it wasn't like Alexi hated Neji or anything, she just thought he was a little… prick.
Then there was silence.
Alexi disappeared from the scene, as did the whole background, being replaced by white light and cherry blossoms.
The graphics became clearer and Neji turned around.
"What do you want"
"I… I want"
Tsuki was on the verge of confessing her love to Neji.
"I think I know"
KAKICKEDINTHEFAAAAAAAAAACE!
It was our Lord and Savior, Jesus Rock Lee Christ.
"I will defeat you!" He yelled in Neji's ear.
The cut scene was over and the graphics got all shitty again, like in FF.
"ROCK LEEEEEEEE!" Alexi threw herself on the bob-haired wonder.
"WAH!" Rock Lee, being smart and sexy (NOT), shoved the girl off.
"OH MAN THIS IS JUST LIKE IN MY FANFIC! See?" Alexi whipped out some papers with very bad writing and shitty pictures on it.
"Oh… I see…" Lee was busy reading it.
Tsuki, in the meantime, had been tending to Neji's fugly, fugly face.
THIS IS THE PART WHERE MAGICAL FOREST CREATURE EMILIE WROTE SOME.
"Hmmm, hmmm, HMMM?" Rock Lee, the Jesus Christ Edition, pondered over something not relevant to what just happened. "I do not agree with this script!" Rochrist Leesus flailed his arms like he does so much all the time. Tsuki frowned but DID NOT narrow her eyes because we don't do that in our stories… un.
"But you have to be gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" She whined stamping her foot on the ground. Rock Leesus floated away to the corner with silent tears streaming down his face.
"MEANIE!" He called from his hidey hole in the corner that he dug just now."