A/N: Okay I got this idea while I was typing up the speech my pastor volunteered me to do for church tomarrow and I started thinking about what would happen if everyone forgot who they were. This is the product of an overlybored imagination so be WARNED. I hope you like it, but if you don't, oh well, I was hyped up on caffeine too so some of it might not make sense to anyone but me. I'll try to make it as funny as possible but my sense of humor is shot right now from being so dang on bored.

Who Are You?

The Stargate kawhooshed to life just as the tech on duty was about to end his shift and get some much needed sleep. Colonel Sheppard's IDC came through and he lowered the shield.

"I thought they weren't due to return until tomarrow morning." Doctor Weir, also about to go to bed, voiced the tech's thoughts aloud as she came running into the control room just as the four members of her flagship team stumbled through the event horizon and collapsed on the floor.

"Medical team to the gate room!" Elizabeth shouted into her com, running down the stairs.

Carson Beckett came into the room, and, upon seeing all four of Colonel Sheppard's team lying on the floor, knelt down to check their pulses.

"They're all unconscious." He said turning toward the medical team that had just come through the doors. "I need to get them to the infirmary stat." He ordered. At once they were all lifted onto gurneys and rolled out. But before John got to the door, he abruptly opened his eyes.

Stopping the nurse from going any further, Carson got out his penlight and shined it into John's eyes. John recoiled and looked around frantically. Elizabeth came over and looked at John with concern.

"Are you alright?" She asked. John, with a very confused expression on his face, glanced at Carson as if trying to confirm something. "John what happened?" John turned back to look at Elizabeth.

"Who're you?" He asked to Elizabeth's and Carson's shock right before he blacked out again.

oOo

John, Teyla, Rodney, and Ronon were each in one of the infirmary beds with IV's sticking out of their arms. None of them had woken up since the incident with John in the gate room. Carson was getting pretty worried too since that had been eight hours ago.

Within the next two hours, the four slowly started waking up one by one. And the other three were showing the same amount of amnesia as John had. No one knew who they were or where they were or who anyone else was.

The first one to wake up was Rodney. Expecting a snarky comment from him about waking up in the infirmary, Carson stalked over to him and gave him his best doctor glare.

"Now don't you try getting up or complaining. You are going to lie right there until I say you can get up. I don't care if you have an important project you are working on or whatever. You are going to lie there and tell me what happened."

And with the same confused look John wore earlier, Rodney just said, "Okay." Having expected him to start whining and complaining, Carson was shocked when that was all he said.

Abandoning his 'this is for your own good' glare, Carson immediately grew concerned and pulled up a chair next to the bed.

"Are you alright Rodney?" He asked. Rodney didn't answer, he just looked at the doctor blankly. "What happened? Do you remember anything?" Rodney shook his head slowly, trying to remember anything that had happened to him.

"I don't know who I am." Carson was about to reply when he heard a groan from the bed on the other side of Rodney.

"Teyla?" He said and made his was to her. Just as Rodney had done, she was looking around at her surroundings and obviously wondering where she was.

"What happened? Who are you?" She frantically tried to back away from the advancing Carson, thinking he was going to harm her.

"It's okay. My name's Carson Beckett. I'm your doctor. Do you remember anything? Do you know who you are?"

Thinking that the stupidest question in the world, Teyla scoffed, "Of course I --" She broke off, realizing that she didn't know who she was at all. "I --" She tried, but found she couldn't think of anything to say to defend herself.

It was the same with the other two, although trying to convince Ronon, big and scary as he was, that he was safe was interesting. He seemed to think that he was being attacked and tried to escape the infirmary. Carson only managed to subdue him with the help of three marines.

"Elizabeth," Carson said into his com once he was safe and sound inside his office and had everyone awake and assured that they were safe. "None of them know who they are. You might want to come down here and talk to them."

Elizabeth agreed and excused herself from her conversation with Caldwell. Making her way down to the infirmary, she was not expecting what she saw when she entered.

A/N: Oooh! I wonder what she saw! You'll just have to wait and find out, now won't you. I know this chapter wasn't very funny. I had planned it to be but it's kind of hard when you've got to get all that "I don't know who I am!" stuff out of the way.

I promise, the following chapters will be much funnier! I hope... You can't exactly trust my plot bunnies right now. I'm going on vacation in a couple of weeks and they are so excited. They've already got their bags packed and lotion on. Plus school is out so they can stop coming up with stuff for english class and start focusing all their attention on making up stories for this site.

Everyone groans.

Haha! You'll just have to put up with me all summer! Aren't you so glad? But then again that means that everyone who was waiting for my other fic, This is Paradise...,to be updated won't have to wait much longer! I just have to get over this little snag of them meeting the people on the planet. Not my favorite thing to write about.

Don't forget to review! They make me happy and will help me get through the speech I have to write which means I'll update faster!