Meanwhile, BY FRIEND REQUEST!
"I am Rock Leesus! Come to me and I will heal you of your misery!" Leesus was standing atop a large boulder near an enchanting waterfall.
"Why should we believe YOU!" a snotty girl that is unimportant said. "You cannot even do ninjutsu or genjutsu!"
"My poor child!" Leesus' saint-like white robes blew ominously in the wind. "That does not matter… when you are Sailor Moon!"
SHOCK!
A tiny man stepped out of the crowd. "HEY! You cannot be our Savior and Sailor Moon at the same time!"
"No no, my children! It CAN be true!" Rock Lee began to explain. "As you all know, Gai-sensei is our God, and I am his messenger, Leesus! We work closely with each other on all kinds of missions! He is the Earth, and I am the moon! THAT AND I HAVE A WOMAN'S SIGNATURE!"
A burst of small papers fluttered down among the crowd. They were of his signature! VERY WOMANLY INDEED!
"OOO! AH LA LA LA!" the crowd of believers began to dance like hippies and speak in tongues.
"I have done my work for today!" Leesus looked into the sky and a bright line of sunlight fell upons him.
But then the clouds moved all in the sun's area!
Rock Lee spun around. "I… I sense it! THE EVILNESS COMES!"
It was, indeed, evilness. For non-other than Deidara, the very sexy ninja, came all out of a sudden!
"Deidara!" Rochrist Leesus totally didn't know the guy, but decided to use his Sailor powers to find out anyway.
"Leesus, yeah!" Deidara smiled. "I come to you in great need, yeah."
Rock Lee's face went all squinty. "WHY?"
"Many of my fans believe I am a woman, yeah! Can you believe it!"
"I CAN!" Naruto of all the retarded people came out. "BELIEVE IT!"
"…"
"What do you want me to do?" Sailor Lee turned back to Deidara.
"Convince them… I am a man, yeah!" he said.
"OK." ROCK LEE SPOKE ALL DRAMATIC LIKE I DO. "PEOPLE OF NON-BELIEVING DEIDARA IS A MAN!"
All the non-believers looked up.
"…" Rock Lee had not thought past them looking up. "DEIDARA IS SO A MAN."
"…" the crowd waited for something to back it up.
"…I mean… uhm…" Leesus didn't sweat drop but you all thought he did anyway.
"WHAT HE MEANS TO SAY!" All of a sudden, Gai-sensei popped out of nowhere to save the day! "IS THAT DEIDARA DOESN'T PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR HIS CHILDREN! Look at these NOTICES!"
More papers fluttered about the crowd.
Everyone nodded and went back to being hippies.
"WE ARE A PREMIUM TEAM!" Rochrist Leesus had streams of tears coming down his face.
"INDEED WE ARE!" Gai-sensei was crying too.
EVERYWHERE IN THE WORLD, PEOPLE CAME OVER THEIR DIFFERENCES AND HAD SUNSET BACKGROUNDS!
Rochrist Leesus and Gai-sensei prevail once more!