"Ah! X-kun! Help me with Chiyuu-Chan!" said Hatsuka as she ducked because Chiyuu was running around with a Fuuma Shuriken. "Damn it! Where the hell did she find that thing? X-kun!"
X was sitting in the tree sleeping when Hatsuka woke him up. He yawned and poked his head out through the leaves of the tree muttering "What?"
He saw Chiyuu running around the front yard of the school with the Fuuma Shuriken. Chiyuu threw it in the air and X quickly withdrew his head back into the leaves. The Fuuma Shuriken grazed the leaves of the tree and Chiyuu ran forward and caught it by the hand and laughed out loud
"WHOA! This thing I stole form Sasuke-kun is so cool!" yelled Chiyuu "I can't believe I found this toy in his backpack!"
"Chiyuu-Chan…give…me the…Shuriken!" panted Hatsuka. "God damn she's so fast…"
"Ah but Hatsuka-Chan…it's so big and pointy! OH! And most of all its DANGEROUS!" Chiyuu said with an evil smile on her face "I love this thing!"
"Chiyuu-Chan just put the Shuriken down." X said hanging form a large branch by his knees "You'll get us into trouble…or worse get us killed"
"Ah X-kun, your no fun!" said Chiyuu "At least Hatsuka-Chan is fun by chasing me! It's good for training! Right Hatsuka-Chan?" Chiyuu looked around and saw Hatsuka passed out on the ground "Hatsuka-Chan?"
"I think you wore her out." Said X a sweat drop appearing on the back of his head "She must be tired from chasing you around. Honestly I don't know how she's does it…or why she would want to."
X dropped down from the tree and walked over to Hatsuka. He knelt down propping her up.
"Hmm? What are you doing X-kun?" asked Chiyuu walking up to him "X-kun? Are you even listening to me?"
X was staring at Hatsuka's chest his heart beating fast. He took a deep breath and muttered, "I wonder how soft they are…"
"X-KUN! CAN YOU HEAR ME!" Chiyuu yelled in X's ear
X blinked several times then angry signs appeared in the back of his head
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?" he yelled back at her
"Huh? Oh I thought you went deaf so I was trying to help you hear!" said Chiyuu happily "I'm so glad your not deaf anymore X-kun!"
"I wasn't deaf to begin with you idiot!" X yelled at her
Chiyuu became a Chibi and looked up at X with large tears in her eyes.
"Why are you being so mean X-kun?" she asked as anime tears came out of her eyes.
"Why are you guys so loud?" Hatsuka asked waking up "Could you be a little more quiet…X…WERE YOU STARING AT MY CHEST AGAIN!"
X looked away blushing and Chiyuu went back to being the 14 year old self. She ran a couple feet away and threw the Shuriken at X with all her strength yelling, "You pervert!"
The shuriken flew towards X with intense speed and X was about to dodge when someone appeared catching the Shuriken by the handle. The person landed at Hatsuka's feet and sighed. All three students looked and saw Rena.
"Yo…Chiyuu-Chan…" Rena said holding the Shuriken with her right hand "Don't go throwing this at your fellow teammates…your going to need him."
"Ah! Rena-sensei!" yelled Hatsuka and Chiyuu both. Chiyuu got up and ran to her and Hatsuka got up as well. They both hugged and yelled "Rena-sensei is our Jounin!"
"Not by choice…" Rena muttered to herself "Alright you two get off me! We've got to talk!"
Rena got Hatsuka and Chiyuu off by threaten them both with the Fuuma Shuriken. Once they were off of her the three Genin sat under the tree where X was before while Rena sat in the tree swing.
"Alright lets begin. I want to know you a little better so I would like to know who you are what are you likes and dislikes and your dreams. Now who would like to go first?" Said Rena as she thought, "That's what Kakashi said to do right? Right."
"Oooo! Me! Me! Me! Pick MEEEE!" exclaimed Chiyuu-Chan bouncing up and down "Please Rena-sensei! Pick me! Right here! Rena-sensei! RENA-SENSEI!"
Rena took out her earplugs and said "Alright Chiyuu-Chan, from your actions I can tell you want to go first."
"AHA!" Yelled Chiyuu then she put a finger in X's face and her face came close to his "In your face Tarzan boy!"
X just stared at Chiyuu and asked "Did you brush your teeth today?"
A sweat drop appeared on the back of Chiyuu's head and she quickly sat down and said "Well lets put that aside…alright well I'm Chiyuu Kabaki and I'm 14 yrs old. My likes are Hatsuka-Chan, Naruto-kun, X-kun, Rena-sensei, my father, and Kiba-kun. I also enjoy sharp objects, fighting, seeing people embarrassed, and getting into trouble. My dislikes are girls who think I'm a boy, lovey-dovey stuff, getting caught, people who make fun of my friends epically Naruto-kun, creepy things and Rena-sensei's bad cooking."
Rena hit Chiyuu on the head with her hand "I'm working on my cooking you brat." she said as angry symbols appeared on the back of her head.
"Right…" said Chiyuu with anime tears streaming down her face
"Alright, how about you next Hatsuka-Chan." Said Rena smiling at her as Chiyuu nursed her head
"Huh? Oh, okay. I'm Nabana Hatsuka and I'm also 14 years old. My likes are cooking for people, having people enjoy my food, Rena-sensei, X-kun, Naruto-kun and Chiyuu-Chan. I also enjoy reading and being able to help people. My dislikes are bad Ninja, the violent said of Chiyuu-Chan, perverts and fan girls." Said Hatsuka smiling at Rena
"Ah but Hatsuka-Chan you forgot about Iru-" Chiyuu started to say but Hatsuka put a hand over her mouth and nose practically suffocating Chiyuu
"Shut up! Don't speak of that!" Hatsuka said releasing her and Chiyuu gasped for air.
"Alright then, next you X-kun." Said Rena swing back and forth lightly in the swing
"Hmm well my real name is not important." Said X slowly "But my you can call me X and I'm 14 as well. My likes consist of girls with breasts no matter what the size, sleeping in trees, resting outside with the fireflies, and to read the series 'Come, Come, Paradise.' That Kakashi let's me borrow. My dislikes are fan girls, Chiyuu-Chan at times, and loud people."
"I'm going to kill Kakashi!" thought Rena "How dare he give a child that kind of book?"
"Rena-sensei? What about you?" asked Hatsuka
"Huh? Hmm well alright." Said Rena snapping out of her thoughts on how to kill Kakashi "I'm Rena, I don't have a surname because I chose not to have one. My likes are sleeping and being alone in my apartment with a good book. I also like hanging out with my friends and getting drunk with Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei and sometimes Gai-sensei. My dislikes are perverts, show-offs and annoying people."
Rena stood up and stretched and said "Now that, that's done I have a little assignment for you three. Meet me tomorrow at the training area at 10 Am. Eat well and we'll start your training."
All three Genin nodded and Rena nodded as well. She put her hands together and disappeared.
The Next Day!
"She's…asleep…" said Hatsuka
All three Genin we're looking down on their Sensei who was fast asleep in the middle of the field. Chiyuu sighed crossing her arms muttering something. Hatsuka knelt down about to wake up Rena when X put an arm in front of her. X reached out and placed a hand on one of Rena's large breasts and squeezed it lightly.
Rena woke up instantly and yelled "KAKASHI YOU PERVERT!" She punched upwards-hitting X in his jaw and sent him back flying.
X lay on the ground looking up at the cloudy sky thinking, "It was worth it."
After becoming fully awake and having X get up the three Genin's stood in front of their sensei.
Rena yawned loudly and stretched and said "So what are we spouse to do today?"
"Your spouse to give us an assignment!" yelled Hatsuka and Chiyuu
"Oh am I?" asked Rena "Do I have to?"
"Rena-sensei! What kind of Jounin are you?" asked Hatsuka putting her hand on her hips.
"A lazy one." Said Rena "Did you expect something great for me?"
"Well yes…" said Hatsuka
"Hmm well in that case you're an idiot Hatsuka-Chan." Said Rena standing up "Well let see how you three can work as a team."
"So then we'll have to work together?" asked X sitting up off the ground "Sensei your do realize Chiyuu is on our team don't you?"
"Yes! Even more of the reasons why you need to learn." Said Rena she jumped onto of a large log and smiled at all of them "Your mission is this!" Rena pointed to her mouth and they all looked at her confused
"You want us to feed you?" asked Hatsuka
"No! I'm not that lazy Hatsuka-Chan!" Rena exclaimed, "Think again!"
"OH! I know what she wants us to do, but that's really gross Rena-sensei and I'm not getting on my knees and sticking X-kun's thingy in my-"
Chiyuu started to say but Rena tackled her to the ground and he hands tightly around Chiyuu's throat.
"That's sick Chiyuu! Stop reading Kakashi's sick books!" she yelled at Chiyuu once she let her go.
Chiyuu gasped for air trying to get her breath back then looked at Rena asking "hen what do we have to do, that involves the mouth?"
"You know Rena-sensei we should do that." Said X putting his hands in his pockets "I mean its not like I would mind."
"You pervert!" Hatsuka and Chiyuu yelled as they both slapped X.
Rena gave a heavy sigh and said, "Look you three. I want you to take Kakashi's mask off."
All three Genin stared at their Jounin and screamed "WHAT!"
"You heard me. It's pretty hard and is a stealthy mission. No one has never seen Kakashi with his mask off and I don't even think you have either, have you Chiyuu-Chan?" asked Rena
Ah! Rena-sensei your not spouse to tell them that Kakashi-sensei is my dad!" exclaimed Chiyuu
"Who cares? We're all friends here." Said Rena happily "Okay so go out there and take off Kakashi's mask!"
"But how will you know if we took off his mask or not?" asked Hatsuka
"Don't worry about that. I'll know and while your gone I'll be here sleeping." Said Rena "Now go on, go on!"
The three Genin looked at each other and sighed as they made their way to where Kakashi was. Once they left Rena got off the large log and laid down in the grass looking up at clouds.
In the forest of Konoha!
Team 7 had just finished learning to work as a team b giving one another food and Kakashi had congratulated them. He untied Naruto and was about leave to go see Rena and her team when three Shuriken we're thrown at him from the trees.
"An attack here?" thought Kakashi to himself as he dodged the attack "They're in the trees…a bit amateur if they're trying to attack me."
"Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto exclaimed "Get me out of this!"
Kakashi turned around and saw Naruto pinned to the large log by the shuriken. A sweat dropped appeared on his forehead and he looked a the trees
"Kakashi-sensei what's going on?" asked Sakura
"Nothing, just get Naruto-kun off that log Sakura-Chan. Sasuke-kun and I will check out what's going on." Said Kakashi
"AH! I want to go to Kakashi-sensei!" yelled Naruto at him as he struggled to get free "It's not fair that you favor Sasuke-kun!"
"Don't worry about it Naruto, this won't take long and if you want to help get off that long." Said Kakashi.
Kakashi and Sasuke approached the trees and went they were ten feet away more shuriken came flying out of the trees. They both dodged them easily. Sasuke took out a Kunai knife and ran towards the tree.
"Silly Sasuke-kun! Katon no Jutsu!" said two female voices. Sasuke stopped as fireballs came launching out of the tree at him. He and Kakashi went jumping backwards avoiding the multi attacks but as they drew father back they both found themselves trapped in a web made out of vines. The vines wrapped around them and X came walking out of the shadows with his hands together. Sasuke and Kakashi looked back at the tree where the attack was launched and saw Hatsuka and Chiyuu grinning at them.
Both girls jumped out of the tree and went running up beside X who was standing in front of Kakashi and Sasuke.
"Ha! We got you Kakashi-sensei!" yelled Hatsuka
"We also got Sasuke-kun! Wait till everyone hears this." Said Chiyuu
"Well you got me…" said Kakashi "But you didn't get Sasuke."
"Huh?"
"He and the others weren't here to begin with, they left a long time ago." All three Genin that were with Kakashi disappeared and turned out to be logs. "Plus I was expecting you to come. I heard Rena talking about to Kurenai-san over breakfast today."
"Aw, that's not fair." Said Hatsuka
"YES IT IS! We can still see what's under his mask!" said Chiyuu. She ran u to her father and took hold of his mouth to find another one under it.
Kakashi laughed a little saying "Sorry Chiyuu-Chan."
Anime tears came down Chiyuu's face and she whined, "I hate you daddy! You never let me do anything!"
"Of course I do." Said Kakashi "I let Hatsuka-chan cook for us, X-kun reads my books and you, Chiyuu-chan get to play with my most dangerous weapons."
"You're the best daddy!" Chiyuu yelled hugging Kakashi as a starry background appeared behind the two of them
"I know, and don't you forget that!" said Kakashi hugging her back
"Um Kakashi-sensei…" said Hatsuka. She pulled on a string and the starry background went away "what are we going to tell Rena-sensei?"
"Hm? Oh leave that to me." Said Kakashi
In Konoha! At a bar!
"So how was your first day as a sensei, Rena-chan?" asked Hagane Kotetsu as he sat across from Rena at a booth
"Hmm…it was alright." Said Rena "So why are you two treating me again?"
"Because we'll be seeing less and less of you." Said Kamizuki Izumo "I mean you'll be going on missions and spending time with your team while we take care of matters in Konoha."
"I guess your right." Said Rena "So you miss me then?"
"Yes, But what we'll miss the most is those perky Double D's of yours!" Exclaimed Kotetsu
"Shut up, you pervert!" exclaimed Rena kicking him under the table "Jeez that's the one thing I won't; miss."
"Haha come on it's all in good fun, Rena-chan!" said Izumo "We use to be a team remember?"
Rena nodded saying "Yeah I remember."
A girl walked over to their table blushing madly and she looked at Kotetsu and said "Can I speak to you for a moment?"
Kotetsu nodded and left with the girl. The minute he left Izumo scooted closer to Rena and said "You've been spending a lot of time with Kakashi again."
"He's my best friend…even if he is a pervert and annoying at times." Said Rena "So what if I spend time with him?"
"It'll give us no time to be together." Said Izumo as he gently took her hand
"There is no 'us' anymore Izumo-kun...we broke up years ago, we've been friends since then, why ruin that?" asked Rena looking at him
"Because I still have feelings for you." Said Izumo
"Really?" asked Rena snatching her hand away from him "Then why do those words sound so empty?"
"Rena-chan, listen to me." Said Izumo
"No I won't listen!" Rena said getting to her feet "I thought you two brought me out here to talk not try to break my heart again. I'm not going to live in the past, I refuse to! I don't like you like that Izumo."
"Then why are those rosy eyes of yours becoming so watery?" asked Izumo
Rena let out a sharp gasp as she felt a tear start to roll down her cheek. She turned and ran out of the bar her long braid following behind her. She ran blindly down the street until she bumped into someone. She fell backwards but was caught mid way and she looked up and saw Iruka and Kakashi looking down on her, Kakashi was the one who caught her.
"Hey there you are we've been looking all over for you." Said Kakashi
"We've been checking every bar and ramen shop we could." Said Iruka.
Rena stared at the both of them. She stood up looking down and Kakashi touched her cheek.
"Why did you look for me?" asked Rena softly
"We got worried about you. Your team said you fell asleep in the woods." Said Iruka
"But you weren't there when I got there." Said Kakashi "Rena-chan, are your crying?"
"Damn it! No!" Rena exclaimed wiping her eyes "Do you really think I'm that weak?"
"No of course, not." Said Kakashi. He put one arm around her and hugged her close "I just know your heart is made out of glass and its easy for it to break…because when someone touches it…it break, doesn't it?"
Rena felt like a little girl in Kakashi's arms. She pulled away from him and looked at the both of them and looked at Iruka and Kakashi. She sighed and said "Want to go have a drink at my place?"
"Sure why not?" said Kakashi smiling at her