Disclaimer – I don't own the inu Inuyasha, or any of 'her' characters. They're the GODDESS'S!! (You know who I'm talking about!)

"I can't believe Kagome is stuck with Miroku! SHE'LL lose her VERGINITY." "INUYASHA!!! IM NOT THAT DUMB!!"! You can hear a slap in the background. "Well, let's get to the story, heh, heh." "This is the story!!" "What! You didn't tell us that!" then Miroku mumbled, "Stupid writer." "AHHHHHuch" "Now let's start again, shall we." Inuyasha cowards to the corner, and stumbles out, "O-okay, 'poor Miroku'" cowering Inuyasha gets up almost tripping over Miroku's half dead body,

I can't believe Kagome's stuck with Miroku! How stupid can my comrades be! Still very unhappy Inuyasha looked out the window, then at the car's side mirror, reviewing the ever so common writing on it: 'objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear.' Shifting his gaze to look at the person behind him rather than the lettering, he snickered under his breath, Hmm, he snorted, I hope is eye turns black, Ooo look a bruise is already coming!

Sango and Kagome looked like all hell broke loose... and came to tickle them to death? The girls were giggling, wide eyed and breathless, so how they got the signature 'Scream of Adoring Fans' to come past their gurgling lips they'll never know.

Kikyo looked up, her eyes got bright. Turning around Kagura just fainted in happy bliss. Driving their truck was none other than the dreamy-eyed-never-been-dated Diasuke. "So Diasuke," Kikyo giggled, "do you wish to come to the dance?" trying to act serious had never ever been harder for her.

"Sure," the superstar said nonchalance. "I wanted to see your talent." The girls straitened, this was only for show biz, and even Kagura got out of her stupor.

"Oh," the girls looked at each other, "we're not performing tonight."

"I know." the older girls felt their blood run hot, while the young ones were still in a stupor.

"Huh," Sango found herself asking. Diasuke gave no answer.

"What do you think?!?" whispered Kikyo. Sango felt as if the older girl was killing her with her haunting stare.

"Oh..." Sango said knowingly, though she had no idea what Kikyo meant.

Kagome slipped back into the sleepy state, "How long?"

"Kagome," Kikyo whispered.

"Kikyo," Kagome whined back. "How far?"

"We're here." Kagome jumped out of the van and ran as if her life depended on it.

I'm sorry it's short; I'm starting on the other chapter RIGHT AWAY! Kay! So unless my internet is starting to go buggy I'm going to be posting it RIGHT AWAY!

I Like the name Disuke alot, It has been (as to the extent of my knowlege) in both DNAngel and Tokyo Mew Mew. But no he's not a dog or a fourteen year old, he's supposed to be a popular model? what ever I don't care.