Chap.4: A Pervert's Advice
…Silence…
"Well…you don't see that everyday…" said Miroku and they started laughing
After the pair finally regained themselves
Kagome looked away from Miroku. Miroku took note of this and sighed…
"He's fine…he's doing ok…"
"When did you…"
"Last night actually…"
"Did you…"
"No, I didn't tell him…"
"Oh…ok…good…"
…Silence…
Kagome looked back at Miroku and she just…hugged him
"Oh Miroku! I don't know if I can do this…" Miroku immediately hugged her back and held her tight
"Kagome, just answer me this…do you love him?" he asked her gently
Kagome paused
'Do I love him…of course I love him…right? …why am I even thinking about it…he loves me and…and…I love him…don't I…?...Of course I do…I love him, dammit…I love him…'
"Of course I love him…I just don't know if I'll make a good wife…I don't know if I can do it…" Kagome answered
Miroku pushed Kagome away a little bit and tilted her chin so she could meet his deep violet eyes
"Now, I'll ask you the same question, do you love him?" he said to her not letting her go
Kagome looked into those violet eyes
'He knows something I don't…dammit! Everyone knows something that I don't! But what is it…what is it…?'
"Miroku, I love him…" she replied looking him straight in the eye
Miroku looked at her a few moments more; "I don't believe you…" he said and let her go
Kagome stood dumbstruck and then raised angered eyes to her best friend, "What do you mean you don't believe me! I love him Miroku! I love him!"
Miroku turned to her sharply, "Do you know this or are you just saying it!"
Kagome felt her breath get caught in her throat; she had never seen Miroku's eyes look so serious before…
"Miroku, what is it…" she asked him softly
Miroku blinked and turned away from her, "I'm sorry Kagome, I guess I'm just a little…jealous…"
Kagome quirked a brow, "Jealous?"
"Well, yeah…you're like the little sister I never had…I've protected you, made you laugh, and everything, I even cooked for you…HA…remember that…"
Kagome giggled, "Yeah, I remember…didn't we eat take-out that night"
"Hey! So I lost time with the roast a little…"
"You left the roast to cook for 2 more hours than the recipe said!"
"Ok…so I'm a bad cook…"
"Hell yeah you are!" remarked a laughing Kagome
"You don't have to rub it in…" muttered Miroku with a red blush of embarrassment on the bridge of his nose
"Oh, Miroku I'm sorry" but the bride continued to giggle some more
"Kagome stop already! Stop the damn giggling!"
"I'm sorry! It's just, you were so proud when you held that burnt roast!"
Miroku got down on one knee, raised his eyes to the ceiling, and started to tear like there was no tomorrow, "And it was the best thing I ever accomplished! As God as my witness, I will make you a better roast next time"
BONK
"No need…You can stop with the water works now…" said Kagome after bonking Miroku in the head
Miroku laid on the floor…still tearing, in the fetal position, "No one loves me…"
"Oh Miroku…you're such a drama queen…"
Miroku…after a few minutes…got up, while wiping his tears on his sleeve, and hugged Kagome
Kagome was startled by the pervert's sudden embrace and was going to return it, when…
SMACK
"So I'm like the sister you never had huh?"
"Hey! That's only the second time I've ever groped you! Plus…I couldn't help it…I was so emotional and all…and Sango wasn't here…so I had to do it to someone…" he defended
"Are you telling me that you grope people when you get emotional?" shouted Kagome
"…no…maybe…a little…yes…" stuttered Miroku, while making circles on the floor with his finger
"To think I thought I had figured you out…" commented Kagome
Miroku smiled at her, gave her a quick kiss on the cheek, and left the room
Kagome touched the spot where Miroku had kissed her and felt herself blushing
"HA! I still got it!" yelled Miroku coming into the room again
BONK
"Miroku…it's getting old…" said Kagome to Miroku
"Sorry…" said Miroku while rubbing his head
"So why did you kiss me anyway?"
"Huh…oh, no reason, just wanted to see how you would react…" he said
BONK!
"What was that for?" squealed Miroku, yet again, rubbing his head
"You deserved it and you know it…" said a crossed-armed Kagome
"Alright, maybe I did (glare from Kagome) ok I did…" Miroku turned to walk out the door again
"Hey! Where are you going?" questioned Kagome to the exiting pervert
"Huh, oh I just want to go see how things are coming…"
"Which translates into you going to see the bridesmaids, isn't it."
Miroku beamed, "See! You do know me!"
Kagome smacked herself on he forehead, "You're hopeless…"
"Ha, I know, I know…" and then he continued going out the door
"Oh, Kagome…" said Miroku from the door
"Yes?"
"Just do what you think is right, ok"
Kagome looked at him with question marks in her eyes
Miroku sighed, "Just take this perverts advice ok. Once you're at that altar and you say that 'I do', there's no turning back, got it."
Kagome looked in his eyes for any hint as to what he was getting at but after a while of looking, she found nothing but worry
'What is he worried about?...what is everyone worried about?'
"Alright Miroku" she said to him and saw him flash her a smile and then he closed the door
Outside the door…
"Ah! If it isn't my beautiful Sango!"
"I don't belong to you, you damn pervert! Can't you see I'm in a hurry! Get out of my way!"
Kagome heard Sango gasp, and she smiled
'This routine is getting so old…Sango just give into it already!'
"What, what are you doing? Miroku let go…what are you doing?"
"Are you sure you're not mine Sango…"
Silence…
'Did she let him?' thought Kagome from within the dressing room
"PERVERT!"
SMACK
Kagome sighed, "Idiot…"
And then Sango barged into the room holding a black bag
"I finally got it! I got it! Kagome I told you I wouldn't let you down!" said Sango as she did a little victory dance
"Hey, Sango…uh…what's with the bag?"
Sango looked at her slyly…
Hey everyone! sry i wasnt so fast in updating as i thought i would be...i had to dinish damn H.W., then i had problems with the computer, then i had problems downloading the damn file, then i 4-got what i was gunna write...but...oh well! i finally updated, so you all should be happy! REVIEWS PLEAZZZ!