"Get in the house. Now." "Wh...wha...what the hell was that?", InuYasha stammered. A burst of static suddenly burst from the girls pocket. Temporarily ignoring him, she pulled out a small radio transmitter and spoke into it. "Whoever it is, get your ass here now, we have a Flock - X situ-"

"DANYA WHAT THE HELL DID YOU AND PAIGE DO TO THAT DAMN MACHINE!" A very loud and very angry voice exploded in the girls ear, and she immediately jerked the radio at arms length. She hesitated for a few seconds, and then spoke tentatively into it. "Kayla, um, I'm really sorry, but we have a-"

"I JUST PICKED UP TWO MORE OF THESE MORONS, AND I HAD TO KNOCK OUT ONE OF THEM BECAUSE HE KEPT TRYING TH ATTACK ME, SO NOW I HAVE TO DRAG THIS GUY AND SOME SHRIMP - "

"I'M NOT A SHRIMP!", an angry male voice exclaimed.

"Danya said it was the green one," a quiet voice interrupted.

The girl, or Danya apparently, seemed to have had enough.

"PAIGE, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU AND KAYLA COME AND HELP ME NOW, WE HAVE A CODE FLOCK FUCKING X!" For awhile there was nothing but silence. Then Kayla's voice said begrudgingly, 'Goddamn it, fine. I'll go get the pocky. Are there any-"

"Uh, Danya? What did the flock happen to say?"

"Goddamn it Paige, you know Jess is the only one who knows noobenese."

"Well, um, I think I see a flock on Otono Circle, and they're attacking these two guys."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Alright, I'm the one closest to Otono, so I'll go set up a distraction at McCrea. Danya, I'm sending these two idiots to you. Paige, come with me and bring backup."

"Alright," Danya said, and pocketed the radio. Sesshomaru and InuYasha glared at her for some time before one of them finally spoke. "You. Girl. What is this place and how do we get back?" Sesshomaru asked coolly. Danya sighed. "Wait until the others get here. Then I'll explain everything."

Neither Cloud nor Sephiroth could have possibly guessed that they would be forced to work together to escape from a flock of deranged, foaming teenage girls. Without aid of their weapons, they had tried to fend them off, but they were not prepared for the plans the girls had in store for them. At first they had just screamed some unintelligible nonsense such as "HOMGZ, ITS SEPHIROTH!1ONEONE!" and "CLOUD i LUV U!111". Then, without warning, they had charged at the pair with terrible speed and had attempted latched themselves onto every square inch of them. They thought it wouldn't be that big of a deal fighting them off, but the girls seemed determined to have their way. It was then the two realized with extreme horror and WTFness that the girls were not only hanging on to them, but were violently trying to remove their clothes. Most of their strength had mysteriously drained, and more girls were jumping on them every passing moment. Their fate seemed inevitable. But then an enormous pick-up truck came rolling down a nearby hill, carrying hundreds of small brightly-colored packages. The girls had stopped their clamor to stare at the truck, and Cloud and Sephiroth took this opportunity to free themselves. The girls surged forward at the truck all at once, screaming in unison: "HOMGZ, POCKY!111ONE" Cloud and Sephiroth looked up at each other, not wanting to believe they were trapped in a world where they had no means of defense against crowds of rabid fan girls who tried to steal their clothing (and had, for the most part, succeeded). Suddenly, a tall, muscular girl came running around the corner. Her long, blonde hair was hanging in her face as she leaned against a sign that told them that they were in the Otono Circle. She was wearing army surplus pants and a large denim black coat that no normal human being would wear in weather above 2o degrees. She looked up and glared at them. "Damn, how many people did those two idiots bring over here?" she mumbled to herself. "Ok, you two, come with me, the pocky won't hold those girls for long." To prove her point, another girl, this one with shorter blonde hair and wearing jeans and a pink T-shirt, cam running up the hill with the crown of fan girls at her heels. "Kayla, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I tried not to let them see me!"

"OH SHIT SON OF A BITCH RUN!" Kayla screamed in one breath. None of them needed further prompting."