"Just come down from there!"

"Hell no."

"Why not!"

"Because your brother is a fucking psycho."

"Don't tell me you're too afraid to fight him!"

"Why the hell would I want to fight him? Even without his demon powers, he outweighs me by like 140 pounds." Danya explained as she clung to the tree branch. Sesshomaru, tiring of the situation, had wandered over to the house and was examining it as InuYasha tried to get her to climb down from the tree. "Look, he's over there now, he's not going to try and strangle you again."

"I'm cool up here, thanks."

"Is there a problem here?", someone injected. Danya and InuYasha turned to see a rather short blonde boy of about 15. "What! What kind of description is that!" Edward Elric yelled. "Dude, everyone knows what you look like already." Danya explained. "Well, YOU have a description, and so does Kayla and Paige!" Ed argued. "That's because the reader doesn't know what we look like, Sherlock."

"Well, yeah, but-"

"Hey. Do you want me to make you the first fan girl victim?"

"NOOO! Anything but that!"

"So there's going to be fan girl victims, huh? Spoiler much?" Sesshomaru called back at them.

"Look, I'm the writer damn it, and I don't feel like doing another description, and if you want to bitch about it, I'll have you two abducted by mind-controlling Yaoi fans!"

"...please accept my humblest apologies." Ed mumbled. "Uh, some girl told me to come here. She said that you could help me get home. And she made me bring this creep too," Ed said disgustedly, and heaved an unconscious Envy off his shoulders. "Damn. Kayla really did knock him out," Danya stated, peering and him. "What's that noise?" InuYasha said abruptly. Everyone stopped talking. The sound of a screaming crowd was steadily coming toward them. Danya slowly climbed down from the tree to investigate. Suddenly, Kayla and Paige came running toward them, followed by Cloud and Sephiroth, all of them screaming bloody murder. "Oh hell." Danya said in a low voice "Oh hell no." A moment later, her worst fears were confirmed. The flock of fan girls, now nearly doubled in size, came speeding toward them, their bodies swallowing up the pavement like a rabid wave. "OMG, OMG, EDS SO S3xY11ONE!"

"1NUYSH ISH MY MNHORE!11!"

"MrrY M3, SESSHY!"

Kayla grabbed Envy and ran for her life. By now, even Sesshomaru and InuYasha were startled enough to be running for safety. Paige reached the door first. She flung it open so hard that it rebounded on its hinges before being violently banged open again as the rest of the group came screaming into the house. Kayla, lagging behind because of Envy, was looking back at the flock with an expression of terror. Envy chose this very convenient moment to wake up. "What the he-," he began, but stopped at the sight of the gleaming-eyed, foaming, and screaming monstrosities pursuing him. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Envy exclaimed, starting to struggle frantically. Kayla, figuring he could run on is own, dropped him and ran ahead. "They're catching up! KAYLA THEY'RE CATCHING UP!" Paige screamed. "OH NO SHIT SHERLOCK, YOU THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE!" Kayla yelled as she sped into the house. Envy, still a little dizzy from being knocked out, stumbled on the steps leading up to the house. He lay on the ground frozen with fear, staring with horror-struck eyes at the approaching flock. A hand shot out and pulled him into the house, while Danya slammed the door shut, just a fan girl reached her hand in the doorway. There was a sickening crunch as the door slammed on her hand, breaking her wrist. More hands began to reach though the crack in the doorway, waving frantically in search of their prey. "Help me, they're coming through!" Danya yelled in panic. Cloud and Paige ran forward, fighting off the hands and shoving the door forward. Finally, the girl with the broken wrist withdrew her hand, and they were able to close and lock the door. The fan girls let out an angry cry and began pounding on the house. "You can relax, they'll never get through there," Danya assured them, gasping for breath. "We installed a sort of electric thing on it, look." She flipped a switch next to the door. There were screams of pain as the girls in contact with the door received a nasty shock. "So. Now that we're safe, I think we deserve to know what the hell is going on," Ed demanded. There were murmurs of agreement from the rest of the boys. Danya sighed. "Yeah. All right. Let's go in the living room. There are two more of you there. Kayla, can you go get Jess?"

"Yeah, okay," Kayla said, walking up a staircase. The rest of them advanced toward the living room, where two boys were yelling at each other. "Use your head, you stupid cat. You know we can't fight them off if we go outside."

"What was that, you damn rat! Don't tell me you're scared of a couple of girls?" "It's more than just a couple of girls, Kyo," Danya said entering the room. "Oh, you're back already?", Yuki asked. "Yeah, well, we kinda ran into a problem," Paige explained. Kyo made a 'tch' noise and stretched out on a nearby couch. "And who the hell are they?" he asked, jabbing his thumb at the rest of the boys. "Heya, I see ya finally found them all!" a cheery voice exclaimed. Kayla entered the room, followed by a girl who was presumably Jess. She was wearing a light green jacket over a shirt that proclaimed "Salute your shorts" and a pair of jeans that ended below her knees. She sat down in the middle of the floor and started un braiding her long, light brown hair. "So, who wants to start?", she asked. There was a few seconds of silence. Danya sighed. "All right. This all began last month, in preparation for the biggest anime convention to ever be held..."