AN: It's been awhile, but I'm back. Now, to get to writing...This is for Lady Lilliana, for without her
-ahem- knowledge, I wouldn't have been able to write this.
Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII or AC, that would be Square-Enix.
Characters: Marlene, Yazoo, Loz, and Kadaj
Pairings: None
Note: Been redone due to bad formatting.
"Yazoo, I think it's time you went and got the little Stigma brats." Kadaj said absently, looking at the materia
greedily.
Yazoo, sitting on a nearby stone ledge and staring at the ground, ignored him and thought that he
shouldn't talk, seeing as how he was a brat himself.
Marlene observed their conversation, whilst clinging to Loz.
Yazoo, Kadaj, and Loz...they were such strange names. Suddenly thinking back to a time when Tifa had taken her to a department store. At a cafe...
"Yazoo...?" She said cautiously.
He looked up at her with baleful eyes. They glinted a bright white when he said
"Yes?"
Marlene bit her lip, nervous, and said,
"How did you...get your name?"
Yazoo looked up at the night sky.
"Mother gave it to me...Why?" He murmured.
"Oh...I just wanted to see if you knew that a Yazoo is a type of milkshake."
Loz, who happened to be staring off into space, misunderstood her. "Did you say Yazoo has milkshakes?"
Kadaj, hearing what he thought was a dirty conversation, laughed.
"Yazoo has milkshakes?"
Yazoo got an annoyed look on his face and whispered,
"I am not a woman..." Loz shook his head mockingly.
"Oh no, we didn't say that. It's just that you fight from long range, have long hair, and speak like a girl, that's all."
Leaning down closer to Marlene he whispered, "And he looks like one too."
Unfortunately, Yazoo's supersonic hearing picked up what he had said and scowled.
"I don't have to take this. I'll go get the brats." Yazoo stalked off and got into the truck they had hijacked.
Kadaj, deciding to go out on a limb, called,
"Hey Yazoo, PMSing are we?"
That crossed the line.
Loz and Marlene heard the gunshots and saw a very disgruntled Kadaj come back.
" He shot at me! Yazoo is such a sissy."
Looking up at Loz practically hugging Marlene, he said,
"Yeah, and you are too. Now, for the materia..."
Marlene looked up at Loz.
"Loz, is 'Loz' a shortened name?" He looked down at her.
"I wouldn't know..." Marlene cocked her head at him.
"I think it's short for Lawrence."
Loz got a 'broken mirror' look on his face and Kadaj couldn't contain his laughter.
Word play was so much fun...
AN: Don't flame me! Just know, I love Yazoo. I just got AC for my birthday and wanted to do a drabble for it.
Sorry for any OOCness. And Lilliana, does this ring any bells? You know, from the forum?