Ha! Look at that, an update!
It was late afternoon when Kakashi woke, he glanced to his left to see Obito, at the desk, writing their report from last night's mission. Being partnered with Obito had many perks, one of which was he never had to write reports, Obito always did them, of course they were always late, but at least he didn't have to do them. He stretched and yawned before reaching for his pants that had been discarded on the floor earlier. "You almost done with that?" He asked.
"Almost, just putting on the finishing touches." Obito grinned over his shoulder at his silver haired partner and continued writing.
Kakashi sat up. "You mean the sound effects?" He muttered.
"Uh-huh." Was the only reply as Obito started to roll up the report.
He spun around in his chair and leaned back with a serious look on his face. Kakashi hoped he didn't start ranting about being taken off active duty. He was upset about it too, there was just no point in sulking.
Obito took a deep breath and crossed his arms, Kakashi prepared to tune him out. "Since we're going to have a whole lot more free time on our hands I think we should take up a hobby." Obito said, still completely serious.
"A hobby?" Kakashi asked slowly.
Obito grinned. "Yeah a hobby. It'll be fun, we could go dancing, or fishing, or something. You know fun."
Apparently Obito wasn't going to go the sulking route, he was going to go the insane route. "Dancing or fishing? Are you cracked?" Kakashi couldn't believe his partner of countless Anbu missions would suggest that they go dancing or fishing. Though the more he thought about it the more he realized it was so something Obito would suggest.
"Well we can't screw like bunnies all the time, even you don't have the stamina for that." Obito stood and walked over to the window, opening it. "'sides who knows how long they're gonna keep us off active duty." He made a few hand seals and waited. "We need something to do." It only took a few seconds for a bird to appear, and he tied the mission report scroll to it's leg. "Take this to the Hokage." He said before shooing it off and closing the window.
"Yeah, but dancing and fishing?" Kakashi asked skeptically.
Obito rolled his eyes. "Well it doesn't have to be dancing and fishing, it could be something else. My point is we need something to do!"
"Like what?" Kakashi asked, "and if you say dancing and fishing I'll beat you down with your goggles." He reached over to the nightstand to grab the orange goggles and shook them threateningly in front of the other teen's face.
Obito laughed. "I wasn't gonna say it, but you seem to be a little hung up on it. Me thinks the Hatake doth protest to much."
"You are cracked." Kakashi stood and went to retrieve his shirt from in front of the bathroom door.
"Yeah but I'm right. So the rest of the day will be spent finding a hobby!" Obito stood and started pulling clothing out of the dresser. "You can't go out looking like that, gotta have style!"
"The day's almost over." The silver haired teen crossed his arms and added under his breath, "I do to have style."
Either not hearing or ignoring the last comment Obito continued to sort through shirts and pants. "Konoha does have nightlife you know."
It always amazed Kakashi how much clothing Obito had accumulated over the years. While they didn't spend every waking moment together, they didn't really spend all that much time apart, and even if Obito had been clothes shopping everytime they were apart, because he only went grocery shopping with Kakashi, it still wouldn't add up to the mountain crammed into the dresser. "Clubbing is not a hobby."
"Anything can be a hobby if you try hard enough." Obito pulled out a pair of black leather pants and tossed them to Kakashi. "Put these on, you'll look good in them"
Kakashi held the pants at arms length. "I am not wearing this."
"Why not?" Obito whined.
"Because they're too tight." Kakashi held them up to his hips to demonstrate.
Obito grinned. "They're supposed to be tight, they'll show off your ass."
"I don't want to show off my ass." Kakashi deadpanned.
"Yes you do. Now put them on so I can pick a shirt that'll match." Obito said as he went back to digging through the massive pile of clothing.
Instead of strangling Obito with the pants, he just sighed and dropped his shirt in favor taking off his Jounin pants and attempting to squirm into to the leather pants.
Obito hummed quietly to himself as he debated on what would look best on Kakashi, the sleeveless form-fitting blue shirt, or the sleeveles black shirt with strategically placed rips. Decisions, decisions. After a little more debate he went with a long-sleeved, dark red, button up.When he turned to give it to his partner he found Kakashi on the floor struggling to get the zipper up on the leather pants.
The black haired teen dropped to the floor between Kakashi's outstretched legs. "Allow me." He batted Kakashi's hands away and gently pulled the zipper into place. "Be nice to the clothes and they'll be nice to you." He smirked.
Kakashi glared. "I hate it when you try to use me as your dress up doll."
Obito grinned. "You're so hot though." He reached foreward and pulled Kakashi into a sitting position by his shoulders, then reached behind him to where he'd dropped the shirt, wrapping it around his partner's shoulders. "Arms." He said.
Kakashi rolled his eyes but lifted his arms to slip them into the sleeves. Then very graciously didn't gouge Obito's eyes out when he started to do the buttons, instead he merely knocked his hands away and did them himself.
Pouting a little, Obito, watched as Kakashi buttoned the shirt all the way up to the collar. "You can't button all of them." He whined.
"Why not?" Kakashi muttered.
"Because you have a delicious neck." Obito stated as he unbuttoned the top three buttons. "And you better leave it like that."
Kakashi decided not to argue with him, it made Obito happy to dress Kakashi up, and so few things could make shinobi like them happy. Maybe this little forced vacation was a good thing, so long as he didn't have to dance.
A/N
I've decided to go a completely different direction with this story and Obito's character than I'd originly planned. Hope there are still people out there reading this story, Sorry it took me so long.