This chapter is longer than the other three chapters combined so I hope it was worth the wait.
By the time Obito had Kakashi looking perfect, and convinced him to leave the mask at home, with himself dressed in dark brown slacks and a simple white button up shirt with a black T-shirt underneath it, the sun was getting ready to set. "How come your pants don't have to be skin tight?" Kakashi grumbled.
"Because," Obito said as they exited their apartment on the top level of the Jounin District, "you look better in tight leather than me."
They headed towards the stairs to descend to the lower levels. The Jounin District was set up so Jounin could relax and have fun in their off hours without bothering villagers or other, more sane, shinobi. The top three levels were apartments, while the bottom four levels were devoted to entertainment needs. Such as bars, restaurants, bookstores of both the normal and adult variety, kinky sex shops, and various other little shops. There was even a theater that played every type of movie under the sun, and of course clubs, lots and lots of different types of clubs.
Obito steered them towards a small restaurant that advertised the best ramen in all of Konoha, it probably wasn't as good as Ichiraku, but he didn't want to go all the way across the village only to come all the way back for the clubs.
"I'm not dancing." Kakashi stated as they sat down at a small table in the back of the restaurant.
"Whatever you say 'Kashi-chan." Obito grinned at his silver haired partner. "But you're going to have fun. This vacation of ours will go much faster if we're having fun."
"I don't want to go to a club. They're always too crowded." Kakashi stared at his ramen.
"But we're all dressed up!" Obito whined, then sighed. "Well, where do you want to go?" He asked, pouting.
Kakashi stirred his ramen around a bit with his chopsticks. "I don't know, somewhere that's not that crowded." He said.
Obito leaned back in his chair and stared at the ceiling. "How 'bout a movie?" He asked, grinning across the table at Kakashi. "That shouldn't be too crowded. Plus it's nice and dark." He hooked Kakashi's foot with his own under the table.
Kakashi grumbled and pulled his foot back.. "Fine, but no gore."
"Great!" Obito cheered.
"And no porn." Kakashi sighed.
Obito slumped onto the table. "You take all the fun out of going to the movies." He muttered.
Kakashi smirked. "We'll see."
After that they finished their ramen, paid, and left the little restaurant, they headed down the stairs two more levels where the theater was located.
"Why don't you get the popcorn while I get the tickets?" Obito suggested.
Kakashi rolled his eyes. "You don't honestly think I'm gonna fall for that do you?"
"I swear on my sharingan that I won't get anything with gore or porn. Just go get the popcorn and soda and I'll catch up." Obito grinned.
"I'm warning you uchiha, behave yourself!" Kakashi growled and with one last glare, turned and walked over to the snack-bar.
Obito turned back to the ticket stand and grinned at the old woman behind the glass. "So, what's playing today?" He asked.
"Read the sign brat" She grumbled.
"Charming lady." Obito muttered under his breath.
The sign to the left of the woman had a list of the movies that were playing tonight. Looked like a few lame comedies, a handful of cartoons, a romance or two, and everything else was porn. Kakashi probably wouldn't be too pleased if he came back with tickets to a porno and he'd never hear the end of it if he got a cartoon, even though he really wanted to see one of them. In the end he decided on one of the romances.
"Let's see what dear 'Kashi-chan has to say to that!" Obito chuckled to himself.
After standing in line at the snack bar while the giant of a shinobi ahead of him tried to make up his mind between Skittles and M&M, then ended up getting both, Kakashi was finally at the counter. "I'll have a medium popcorn and a medium Pepsi." He told the eerily cheerful girl behind the counter.
"For a dollar extra you can get them both in large." She said in very high pitched voice.
"Um... Sure." Kakashi said.
"We're also having a special tonight only, when you buy a large popcorn you can get nachos at half price!" She waved towards a huge container of bubbling liquid cheese.
"No thanks." Kakashi said.
"And if you did get the nachos you'd get a king size candy bar free, and if you had the..."
"No"
"...candy bar you'd have to get ice cream too because they only go good with ice..."
Kakashi slammed his fists onto the counter. "I just want a medium popcorn and a medium Pepsi!"
"I thought you wanted a large popcorn and a large Pepsi?" She asked.
"I changed my mind now hand them over!" Kakashi growled.
"Geez, you don't have to be rude." She pouted as she turned to get the popcorn.
Once Kakashi had his medium Pepsi and popcorn he tossed the some money on the counter and stomped away.
When he met up with Obito again, the Uchiha pouted. "You only got a medium?" He asked.
Kakashi seriously considered dumping the popcorn on Obito's head and going home to sleep and forget this night ever happened, but before he could make up his mind Obito slipped an arm around his waist and steered him across the lobby to the ticket taker.
The silver haired teen sighed as they sat down in the middle of the theater, hopefully the movie wouldn't be too long and they could go home. Kakashi hated going out in public, people tended to look at him funny, whether it was because of his mask or the fact that most people still considered him the son of the disgraced White Fang, he didn't know, nor did he care. That's why he liked being in Anbu. There, he was just a faceless killer, no past, no name, just a tool of death. That was probably why he was on mental leave, using S-class missions as an escape from reality probably wasn't all that good for his sanity.
Obito barely waited for the lights to go off before his hand was massaging Kakashi's thigh. The silver haired shinobi shifted in his seat, he would not allow Obito to affect him here, he would not screw around with Obito in a theater like a horny teenager. Kakashi repeated these things in his head as Obito's hand moved a little further up his leg.
Obito was plotting out the night as he stroked Kakashi's thigh. First he would get his silver haired lover all hot and bothered, then leave him like that and pretend to watch the movie for a bit while really watching Kakashi squirm in his seat. Second, after the movie, they would go for a walk somewhere outside the Jounin district, maybe through the training grounds, which by then, should all be empty. Third, after the walk as they were heading home, he would do something romantic, despite what he lead people to believe Kakashi was a total sucker for romance, and he blushed so cutely. And last but most certainly not least they'd go home for a nice long night.
If everything worked out according to plan, it would completely make up for the lack of clubbing. Though they'd still have to find a hobby. Obito turned his head to look at Kakashi, who appeared to very interested in the movie.
Kakashi wasn't really interested in the movie, he was just trying to concentrate on something, something that wasn't Obito's hand, which had currently found it's way between his legs and was rubbing him far too slowly and far too lightly for his liking, not that he was being affected by it.
Obito grinned, part one of 'Operation: Get Kakashi In The Sack' was a go. He started rubbing him a little harder, squeezing a little every so often.
Kakashi started to move his hips forward a little, though he was still most definitely ignoring Obito and his juvenile antics. When the Uchiha went back to the slow light rubbing Kakashi could have cried at the lose of friction, though only if he had been paying attention of course.
He took a deep breath, he was a shinobi after all, he could withstand all kinds of torture. By the time he exhaled Kakashi cracked and grabbed Obito's hand pushing it harder into himself, thrusting his hips forward as he did so. He groaned quietly as Obito massaged him harder, squeezing and kneading him through the leather of his pants. And then the hand was gone and Kakashi could have screamed, or bashed his head into the seat in front of him, or both!
Obito suppressed a laugh as he pulled his hand away and sipped at the soda. Out of the corner of his eye he could see Kakashi glaring at him, but he kept his focus on the screen where a large muscular half naked man, whose hair was blowing softly in a nonexistent wind, was declaring his undying love for a women with abnormally large breasts. He settled back in his seat to watch to movie, and Kakashi.
Kakashi was still glaring at Obito. Either the Uchiha just wanted to make him squirm or he wanted Kakashi to come to him, he wouldn't get either. Kakashi turned back to the movie, willing away his hard-on by think of the most gruesomely disgusting battles he could imagine.
Obito was a little disappointed when Kakashi recovered so quickly and started watching the move. He was tempted to reach over there and play around a bit more but decided against it because that could but exactly what Kakashi wanted. Instead he passed his silver haired partner the popcorn and rested his head on his shoulder. Kakashi in turn leaned his head on Obito's. Both pretending to forget what had just happened.
As the credits started rolling Kakashi started chuckling quietly. "What's so funny?" Obito asked.
"I was just thinking what the other Anbu would say if they saw the 'Wolf Twins' watching a romance movie, leaning on each other, and holding hands like a couple of love-struck school boys." Kakashi replied.
"Probably something along the lines of 'ew gross, cooties,' you know how those Anbu can be, I hear they're all nuts." Obito said. "'sides if I hear them make fun of my little 'Kashi-chan I'll gut 'em for you."
Kakashi snorted. "I wouldn't have a problem with them making fun of me if you'd stop calling me 'your little 'Kashi-chan' in front of them."
Obito grinned. "But you are my little 'Kashi-chan." He nuzzled the other teen's shoulder.
Kakashi muttered something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like 'idiot' but didn't say anything else. Instead he stood, pulling Obito along with him. "Let's go."
The raven haired Uchiha followed Kakashi, wrapping his arm around his lover as they stepped outside. "I don't want to go home yet" He said. "The night's still young."
Kakashi leaned into Obito a bit. "It's getting close to midnight."
"Exactly." Obito said. It was time to begin part 2 of 'Operation: Get Kakashi Into The Sack'. "Let's go for a walk."
The silver haired shinobi glanced at his partner, he didn't seem to be up to anything, but his gut was telling him to be on guard. His gut had never let him down before. "What are you plotting?" He asked.
"Plotting?" Obito feigned innocence. "All I'm plotting is a nice night for the two of us. Is that so wrong."
It might have been because it was a nice night, or it might have been because he really was insane, but whatever the reason he decided to go along with whatever it was that Obito had planned, for the time being at least. "Let's go then." He said.
Obito grinned and took Kakashi's hand, steering them towards the nearest exit from the Jounin District. All the Jounin District exits were marked with red and gold arches, they were faded and badly in need of a paint job. The popular theory was that none of the painters wanted to come near the section of town where mentally disturbed men and women lived with their large collections of sharp pointy objects.
As they walked through the main streets of Konoha they only came across a few Shinobi-Policemen patrolling their designated areas. They walked towards the training areas, where it would be just them and the trees.
"It's a nice night." Obito commented as they walked through the clearing that contained the three training posts and the memorial stone.
"Yeah." Kakashi sighed, watching the stars as they walked. "You think they're watching us?" He asked.
Obito turned to Kakashi. "Who?"
"Sensei and Rin." Kakashi said, still watching the sky. "And everybody else we've ever known that's died."
By 'everybody else' Obito knew he meant his Father. "I'd like to think so, I'd also like to think they'd have the decency to not watch us at certain times." He nudged Kakashi a little but it was too dark to tell if he was blushing or not. "Though Sensei probably would, you know he was a total closet perv. I mean come on growing up with Jiraiya as a role model how could he not be?"
Kakashi laughed. "Please don't make me think about Sensei watching us have sex. Otherwise I may not be able to have sex ever again."
"Balloons!" Obito yelled.
"What? Where?" Kakashi looked around but didn't see anything.
"No Sensei, think about balloons." Obito demanded.
"Idiot." Kakashi muttered.
Obito grinned and hugged Kakashi. "Yeah, but I'm your idiot."
"And don't you forget it." Kakashi murmured into Obito's neck.
Obito pulled his head back and looked into Kakashi's eyes. "I love you." He whispered.
Kakashi kissed him softly on the lips. "I love you too."
"Hey you two!" Someone yelled. They turned to see three Genin running up to them. They came to a halt in front of the two shinobi. "Stop what you doing!" The one in the middle commanded.
"Huh?" Was Obito's intelligent response.
"Sensei we found two more!" The Genin yelled back into the trees.
A moment later a tall shinobi walked calmly out of the tree line. "It's alright kids, not them." As he got closer they identified him as Hyuuga Hizashi of the Branch House of the Hyuuga Clan. "Hatake-san Uchiha-san, what brings you out so late?" He asked.
"Well it was a nice stroll through the training grounds until your Genin interrupted us, you should really think about getting some leashes for these children Hizashi-sensei." Obito said.
"Hey shut it Uchiha, we're doing our jobs!." The vocal Genin yelled.
"Calm down Urusai, and show some respect to a superior shinobi." The pale eyed Hyuuga said.
"I apologize Uchiha-senpai." Urusai grumbled.
Obito was tempted to stick his tongue out at the boy. "What are you lot doing out so late?" He asked the Hyuuga instead.
"Mission. Hokage-sama wants a team of Genin to patrol the training grounds at night to keep teenage civilians from using them as their own personal sex spots." He replied.
"Well we weren't gonna have sex, at least not here anyway." Obito said.
Urusai gagged and looked like he was about to vomit.
Kakashi, who had remained silent thus far, stomped on Obito's foot. "Sorry." He apologized to Hizashi. "We'll leave you to your mission." He grabbed Obito's arm and dragged him off towards Konoha.
Once they were well enough away Kakashi let go of Obito. "Those were Genin, you idiot." He growled.
Obito chuckled. "Yeah, so? I'm of the firm belief that if a Genin can't stand a little chat about sex he's in the wrong line of work."
Kakashi sighed and started walking. "The idiocy of that statement aside," he said as Obito fell into step next to him and took his hand, "if some whacked out Jounin had said something like that to you when we Genin how would you have reacted?"
"Probably the same way." Obito said cheerfully.
Kakashi shook his head. "Come on idiot, let's go home."
The idiot in question let out an overly-dramatic sigh. "Alright."
By the time they reached they Jounin District Obito was starting to fret, those damn Genin had totally unhinged the third part of his plan. They were at the base of the stairwell that lead up to their apartment when an idea hit him.
He spun Kakashi around so they were facing each other and kissed him deeply on the lips.
At first Kakashi wasn't quite sure what hit him, they'd been about to head up the stairs and then he was suddenly being kissed, and his knees were starting to go weak so he leaned into his beautiful lover for support.
Obito pulled back. "Upstairs?" He asked.
All Kakashi could manage was a quick nod before Obito was dragging him up the stairs and into the apartment. His shirt was off before they were even all the way through the door. Then the door was closed and his pants were off, and before he knew it he was naked on the bed with an equally naked Obito on top of him, sucking on his collarbone. "Obito..." He groaned as he ran his hands up and down his lover's back.
Afterwards, they laid together, Kakashi draped over Obito's chest, Obito running the tips of his fingers up and down Kakashi's spine. "Mmm, this was a good night." Kakashi murmured.
"Yeah." Obito grinned.
Kakashi lightly pinched Obito's nipple. "Not just the sex you perv. All of tonight. In Anbu we never got to spend this much time together outside of work."
Obito hugged Kakashi closer to him. "Your right." He paused. "I'm thinking about asking for a regular Jounin assignment. Maybe even teaching Genin later down the line."
Kakashi laughed. "You? Teaching? That's good."
"I'm serious, Obito-sensei has a nice ring to it." Obito pouted.
Kakashi smiled. "Your right, it does. I like it." He sighed and kissed the Uchiha's chest.
Obito kissed the top of Kakashi's head. "I'm exhausted." He whispered.
"Then sleep." Kakashi replied. "You earned it tonight."
Obito grinned as he reached down and pulled the blankets over both of them.
A/N
I had a few things I wanted to say but it's almost 1:30am here and I can't remember.
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