A Twist of Sixth Sense: I See Green People

by Singing Violin

There's something odd about that little boy.

Title: A Twist of Sixth Sense: I See Green People
Author: Singing Violin
Rating: K
Spoilers: Existence and comment by Sandy Grushow
Summary: There's something odd about that little boy.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. Inspiration came from a comment on the Message Boards about Grushow's comment: "I See Green People"
Feedback: Yes please!
Archiving: Already archived in Gossamer under a different author name (Pearl) but that name was taken here so I got another one. Feel free to post anywhere.

"Mom?"

"Yes, William?"

"I'm scared."

"What's wrong, baby?"

"I see green people."

"You what?"

"I see green people."

"Where?"

"Everywhere."

"Do you see green people right now?"

"Yes."

"Mulder!"

"Yes, Scully? What's wrong?"

"We need to leave. I think they're coming."

"They? Who? Them? Scully, calm down. Why do you think that?"

"Mulder, when have you ever needed evidence?"

"Scully, just tell me what you're panicking about."

"Green people. They're everywhere."

"Green people? It's not easy being green, Scully."

"Oh god, Mulder, how can you joke about Kermit the Frog when an alien invasion is at hand?"

"Scully, you of all people should remember that reticulans are grey, not green. Now let's find your green people. Hmm, here's the Kermit doll Frohike gave Will. And here's another one of Oscar the Grouch. And here's a green teletubby! No wonder you're seeing green people. They are everywhere! But they aren't dangerous. I can assure you of that, Scully."

"It wasn't me that was seeing green people."

"What?"

"It was William."

"How do you know, Scully?"

"He told me."

"Scully, Will is barely a month old. He can't possibly have been talking to you."

"Oh my god..."

END