Author's Note: A Kiba one now!

Dedicated to everyone who asked for it. Too many lovely reviews for all these "30 Ways" stories to pick out all the ones who asked for ways to drive Kiba insane.

30 Ways to Make Kiba and Akamaru Ratha Angry

1. Eat Akamaru's kibble.

2. Place seedless grapes at strategic points of stepping in the Inuzuka house.

3. Sing Nat King Cole in the middle of the night.

4. Wrap yourself in phone cords and stumble about, yelling.

5. Pin a sign that says, "Kiss me on the lips. It is youthful." and lead him blatantly by Gai and Lee.

6. Take a picture of him when he's asleep and paste it on the Jounin Meeting Room's bulletin board.

7. Roll over packages of Taco Sauce in rollerblades.

8. Glue Kiba's mom to the wall.

9. Hide in the laundry hamper and pop out when he opens the lid.

7. Send Akamaru to Jamaica in a small box.

8. Tie cats to you and walk through their house.

9. The house full of dogs.

10. Put on a WWII fighter helmet and throw water balloons at people who walk past their house.

11. Draw pictures of corn on the cob on random surfaces wherever you go.

12. Make a cat puke in his shoe one morning.

13. Dig up some ants and put them all over him while he's sleeping.

14. Make a doppleganger of Shino and make it ride past Kiba on a unicycle once or twice.

15. On a sunny day, scream, "OH MY GOD! IT'S RAINING TEENY FROGGYS!". Carry an umbrella around for the rest of the day and refuse food.

16. Leap around the kitchen saying, "ANTSANGNA! ANTSANGNA!"

17. Tie an angry badger to a stick and carry it over your shoulder wherever you both go.

18. Jump on his stomach in the middle of the night and scream, "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!"

19. Make moonshine and pour Kurenai-sensei a generous glass.

20. Say, "Moo" at completely indiscriminate times.

21. String yourself a set of clothes out of shipping string and tortillas.

22. Wear them when you go around the village.

23. Stick an encyclopedia down the back of his pants at a totally unexpected moment.

24. Run into the house yelling, "KIBA! HINATA'S WALKING AROUND TOWN NEKKED!"

25. Hug him.

26. Tightly.

27. Make a batch of egg salad and dump it over his head after he showers.

28. Build a tower of hash browns and refuse to tear it down, claiming, "It puts the lotion on it's skin."

29. Poke him in the chest, examine the area pushed , and declare "Monkey. Take him, Mr. Adams."

30. Swallow a fake goldfish in front of him.

Kiba's Reaction:

Kiba reached for his dog, hand trembling. Akamaru, shivering, ran up Kiba's shirt to poke his head out his collar.

"That.. was... Akamaru. We are watching where we step from now on." he said. The dog nodded.

Suddenly, Hana burst intot he room, screaming "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!"

Kiba screeched, and jumped straight up. Hana walked over to where his head was stuck in the plaster of the ceiling.

"Kiba! Your favorite movie's on TV! "Silence of the Lambs"! Come on down!" she called.

"N-No. I'm going to bed early. C-Could-Could you just close the door on your way out?" Kiba asked, dropping back to his chair and Xing out of the fanfiction screen.

"Sure." Hana said, tapping a polished nail to her chin and walking out the door, looking confused.

"WATCH FOR THE SEEDLESS GRAPES!" Kiba cried after her.

"Mom? Have they regulated Kiba's doseages yet?"

A/N: Review? Please? I forgot to put the toothpaste thing in...