chapter 10: kohaku V.s...Naruto! Or I hate everything about you!

gaara's p.1,2.&3:Well this chapter took me forever to think of,infact it came to in a dream. I hate everything about you is the name of my fav. song by 3 days grace!

disclaimer:I like hot dogs...I mean I don't own Naruto.

---same day in twelve o'clock--

Naruto and Hinata awoke to the sound of the door opening,the two ninja looked to find the bunshin holding a camera and some popcorn."darn! I went and bought this stuff and you to aren't doing it!"

"where you get the money for that camera!And can I have some of that popcorn!"Naruto said as he jumped from his position under Hinata.

"screw you,and and I didn't steal the money"the bunshin said

Naruto jumped for the bowl when Hinata broke her justu.The pocorn wanting boy crashed hard in to his bookshelf,the shef fell on top of him.Hinata ate the popcorn and and went back to sleep.

---The next day---

Naruto had awaken with a book entiltled:"A teenage love story"

"Awww stupid books,I knew they be the death of me but I didn't mean like this!"yelled as he push the pushed shelf off him.Hinata was still so he grab some fresh cloth and and went off to find his father.

---elwhere---

"have you brung me the boy?"questioned a tall man with red eyes.

"Not yet but I'll plan on getting here by tonight."said the another mith three blue but "Good.You know I didn't trust you or your power when you killed Riku,But when you killed Zestu you won both Yoko Kohaku."

"Thank you Master Itachi,"Said kohaku."Shall I also bring Sasuke?"

"Yes,"answered Itachi."Bring them both back alive. You know your mission now go!"

"Hai"said Kohaku before vanished.

---at the Yoko clan house---

Naruto was eating beef flavored ramen when Kyuubi said"Hey kid,Master Yoko is close,about 100 or 200 feet east. Go do what I told you!"

'Okay'Naruto thought as he he ran to the door.

---flashback-
."Hey kid I think there is something wrong with Master Yoko,"Kyuubi said."Back when he was your age all he did was train but now we he isn't talking he has to go somewhere."

'don't worry,he a father now, he could be out on small missions.'the boy thought

"okay but tommorow ask him to use Mangekyo Daisan,then use yours and look into it his"

'I telling you there is nothing wrong with him but If you want me to I will.'

----end flashback----

Naruto was closing in on his dad whrn he passed the shpoing district.'I think I need a new look something cooler than this jump suit.

Naruto walked into mens cloth department.while he was seching for cloth he heard a radio,playing a song that he had never,it went alittle like this

(I don't own this song)

Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven't missed you yet

Every roommate kept awake By every sigh and scream we make All the feelings that I get But I still don't miss you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you

Every time we lie awake After every hit we take Every feeling that I get But I haven't missed you yet

Only when I stop to think about it

I hate everything about you Why do I love you I hate everything about you Why do I love you

Only when I stop to think About you, I know Only when you stop to think About me, do you know

I hate everything about you Why do I love you You hate everything about me Why do you love me

I hate You hate I hate You love me

I hate everything about you Why do I love you!

'that song rocks!I out got to get a radio!'the boy thought as he looked for cloth.he found a black shirt with a blue fox and orange dragon.'Yeah! this shirt is aswome now to find pants'Naruto thought.He quickly found the pants and went to the register."that will be 12.99."said the cashier.

naruto paid, and change into his new outfit when he noticed the weapons.He liked everthing in the store but something in there was calling from the back of the store.He walked to casheir in this store when he notice that he knew her."Hey TenTen,something tells me you have something good In the back." Naruto said

TenTen look around then ushered him to the back room and said"Well I'm not alowed to show you this but these are the Uchiha and Yoko katana.sThe Uchiha katana was last used by Uchiha Itachi when he killed all of the Uchiha clan.The Yoko katana was last used by your dad when when he helped the forth seal Kyuubi inside inside you. Legends say that If the sword will kill anyone who uses it and isn't apart of one of those clans."

"I'll buy them" Naruto said

"Your in luck you are my hundreth custumer so you can get the two and two more items for free."

Naruto also a giant shuriken and some wire.

"See ya later"He said as he ran east toward the forest of death.

---Forest of death---

Kohaku was walking west back to were he thought Naruto.Naruto spoted his dad and activated his Mangekyo Daisan.His father still had his wide when Naruto jumped infront of him there third eye met and then they fainted.

---in Kohaku's head---

Naruto awoke In a white room that had two read signs that read:Extreme joy and Extreme hate ."Perfect! Naruto you are inside of Kohaku's mind go to one of the red lights."Kyuubi said.

Naruto being the person that he is went to the red that read: extreme joy.The red sign tured into a screen he watched closely as the screen showed him,Kohaku,and his mother.

'I got to do this,I got to do this,I got to do this!'kohaku was thinking(since this is Kohaku memory he remembers what he was thinking).

"What should we name him Kohaku-kun?"said Riku as she put down the unamed infant

Kohaku grab his katana.He raised it over Riku and said"He will named be Naruto.Now say Hello to Kami for me."

He brought the katana down cuting her in two.He laughed choaticly.Naruto fell down and cried,then he got angry.Kyuubi chakra was oozing out of every part of his body.

The room he was in turned black and two more red signs that read :exit and go on.

Naruto went toward the exit .

---in Naruto head---

Kohaku was woundering wich door would lead to the exit.He decided to go to Naruto joyest moment wich turned out be when they first met.

Lucky for Kohaku this door lead to the exit

---out side of each others heads---

Naruto waited for his Dad to to wake up. He Had both katanas in hands and seven tails stiking out his butt. Kohaku awoke,he picked himself off the ground to see his inraged son "Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed"Kohaku said as he took his fighting stance.

"Thats funny,cause you woke up on the wrong world!Naruto roared.

" Hah! you plan to kill me with the same sword I used to your mom eh.I geuss you are just like me.

" Shut up I'm Not like you infact I hate you,I hate everything about you! Your are the reason my life was a hell hole,so now not only am I going to kill,I'm going to slice you into itty-bitty peices then I'm going burn you,and throw your ashes into the pits of hell!"

" You may say what you want but no matter what you do you'll allways Be like me."

The Uchiha and Yoko clan sword began to glow as Naruto grip it tighter.Suddenly Sasuke poofed in on there battle feild.The Uchiha clan sword flew out of Naruto's hand and into Sasuke's.

"Grrr! Tell me who you are working for!" Naruto yelled.

"Master Itachi."Kohaku said caimly.

Sasuke blood began boil when he heard the words"Master Itachi".

"You! I may not know you but if you work for my brother then your my enemy!"Sasuke yelled as he took his place next to Naruto.

" thanks Sasuke. I'll your help to defeat my dad"Naruto said

Then a dark cloud came over the three ninja. The cloud dissapeared and left Uchiha Itachi in its place

Sasuke looked at the murderer of his clan with eyes filled with anger and fear,Both he and Naruto actvated there Sharingan.( naruto still had his Mangekyo Daisan on).Both boys griped there katana hard wich made them glow.Naruto and Sasuke's Sharingan evolved into the Elongated Three Swirls Sharingan.

"Brother to tell you the truth I am impressed that you can use the Elongated Three Swirls Sharingan.I hadn't used that until I was twenty,I'm going to give you one chance come and work with me or Die."Said Itachi.

'My brother is impressed with me, he never was impressed with me not even when I learned the family justu,Goukakyuu no Jutsu (Great Fireball Technique).'

Sasuke began to walk to his brother."I knew you were smart,Kohaku you may kill the boy but put this seal on him when he is dead."Itachi said before he and Sasuke vanished.

Naruto had went back to his original form,except his eyes stayed red like ehen naruto passes out and Kyuubi taked over.

"Kyuubi I know your controlling him,hold still while I kill the twerp!" Kohaku said as he rushed in for the kill.The Naruto that he atacked was a log.

'darn a replacmentjustu' he thought

" Now to test my new techniques" said Naruto he threw the giant shuriken over his father's head.

"that was a lame technique!"

" Giant Demon Shuriken Yo-Yo Rendan!"

Kohaku saw the wire that went in the hole in the center of the shuriken ,and with a flip of naruto's wrisk the giant shuriken came fly back toward Kohaku. he tried to dodge the attack but something was holding his ankles in place,he then saw Naruto still had two tails wich he used to to binded his father in place. the shuriken cut through Kohaku like a hot knife through butter,but Naruto wasn't done.

---thity minutes at the hokage tower ---

"Hokage-mam, I'm sorry to inttruppted you but The file on Yoko Kohaku states that he is an A rank missing nin!" yelled Jiraiya.

" what!What is his present location!" screamed the 5th

"he and Naruto are at the Forest of death gate!"

"send every Ninja in this tower there Now I'll meet you there!"

--- back to present time---

"Now Giant Devil's yo-yo:Rasengan no Yoko!" Naruto shouted to the heavens

the shuriken began spinning out of control until it looked like a yo-yo,it grew nine tales and a face.

The 5th and her army of ninja of all rank had arived to to see the fox resembling yo-yo tear Kohaku to shreds.

"Jiraiya as my last act as the fith hokage,I am making Naruto Godaime."

" but mam you are the Godaime."

" I've checked the rule book and it says if the current Hokage becomes missing or out matched by another ninja they can swapt places with said ninja.This act of Naruto power surely surpasses my abilty.Now make It happen!

alright this had alot of action if I do say so myself. Plus it's long!alright I Rock Out out LOUD