"The Adventures of Batman and Robin! We join Gotham City's bravest, boldest, and most well-loved heroes, along with their trusted butler Alfred, as they bravely prepare for an extended vacation." An announcer says the trio hold up suitcases while wearing tropical outfits, with Batman and Robin wearing their masks and capes. Robin is shown folding a shirt.
FOLD!
Batman packs some extra capes in his suitcase.
PACK!
"But wait! While our heroes rest in a tropical paradise, who will watch the Batcave?" the announcer quips as a 60's Batman transition plays. The trio are now shown standing by a door to the Batcave, which Alfred opens to reveal Unikitty and Puppycorn. They both jump in excitedly, announcing their arrival.
"Batkitty!"
"And the Pup Wonder!"
"Reporting for duty!" they both said.
"Yeah, yeah. Follow me." Batman said while he and Robin led them inside.
"Up, up, and away!" the siblings said while jumping after him.
"Master Wayne sure has some odd friends." Alfred said to himself.
"Now, we need you two to keep an eye on the place. Water the plants and make sure-" Batman started to say before Unikitty gasped in excitement, looking towards a wall of the heroes' gadgets.
"Oh my gosh, little bro! This is the coolest wall of secret superhero gadgetry ever! I'm gonna play with the Baterangs!" she said.
"I call the Batclaws!" Puppycorn said before he and Unikitty raced to the wall.
However, they were stopped by Robin, "Whoa guys! As fun as this stuff is to use, you can't play with it." he said as the siblings backed away.
Unikitty then walked up to a pedestal with a device that looked like a small bat statue, "What about the Screech of Confusion?" she asked before pressing on the statue's head, causing sound waves to come out. Unikitty gained a dazed expression as she made garbled moaning noises.
Alfred shut the device off, "That isn't advised either. Prolonged exposure to the Screech of Confusion can cause… confusion."
"What about the Batmobile?" Puppycorn asked while opening the car's door.
"Especially not the Batmobile!" Batman said before closing the door, "Look, when we say don't touch anything, we mean don't touch anything. Understand?
"Loud and clear Dark Knight!" the siblings said while saluting.
"Great, here are the keys." Batman said while giving Unikitty the keys before heading out with Alfred, "We'll see you in a week."
"Bye unicorn cat princess! Bye unicorn prince dog!" Robin said before closing the door.
"Come on Pup Wonder! While the heroes are away, we'll keep evil at bay!" Unikitty announced before she and Puppycorn start flipping around the Batcave while doing karate moves.
Puppycorn posed in front of an entryway to a room before realizing what was in it, "Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba…" he stuttered while shivering.
Unikitty walked up to him, "What is it trusted side-kick?" she asked before Puppycorn stuttered again. Unikitty saw what he was looking at and started to match his stutter.
Eventually, the siblings said the full name of what they were looking at, "BANE!" they yelled before screaming and running off. A few seconds later, they poked their heads through the doorway.
"Hey sis, how come he's not chasing us?" Puppycorn asked.
"Looks like he's frozen or something." Unikitty observed, noticing that Bane was trapped within a stasis pod of an amber-like substance.
"Fro-Fro-Fro-Fro-Fro-Fro-Fro-Fro…" Puppycorn stammered.
Unikitty tapped on the prison before licking it, "It appears as though he is trapped in some sort of prison chamber. Made out of hardened apple juice." She then starts climbing the prison, "This is incredible! Next to the Joker, Bane is one of the all-time greatest archenemies of Batman and Robin. I have so many questions to ask him." The prison then started melting, causing by Puppycorn who had flipped the lever on a console to 'unfreeze' while giggling. "Little bro, what are you doing!? We're not supposed to touch anything!"
"But you said you had a question." Puppycorn said. The two siblings argued while Bane started to awaken. Unikitty turned the lever back to 'freeze,' but it was already too late.
"Free!" Bane cried out while laughing maniacally.
"Uh, Mr. Bane sir. Only your head is free." Unikitty corrected. It was indeed true, for Unikitty stopped the unfreezing process when Bane's head was unfrozen.
"Ah, I see. You there, you are going to release me at once!" Bane ordered.
"Actually, we can't do that Mr. Bane sir." Unikitty timidly said.
"Why… NOT!?" Bane shouted.
"Because your evil!" Unikitty said.
"Oh, so if I was good, you'd let me go?"
"Sure, of course."
"Well, in that case, I am good."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Really, really?"
"Yes, really."
"Really, really, really?"
"Yes! Alright, I'm good, I'm good! Now let me out of here! Now let me out of here or you'll suffer dire consequences!" Bane said.
"Well, good enough for me." Unikitty said before switching the lever back to 'unfreeze,' allowing Bane to be fully released. He landed on the floor and glared at the siblings.
"You fools! Prepare to be broken." Bane jumps at the siblings and prepares to attack. However, before he does, he falls on the ground and begins laughing. The belt he was wearing was vibrating, causing this laughter, "What is this…? Infernal contraption…?" he said while laughing.
"Don't play dumb, Bane. You know that's the tickle belt Batman used on you in episode seventeen." Unikitty told him.
AS SEEN IN EPISODE #17
"Oh, I love that episode." Puppycorn said.
"Oh, me too, me too!" Unikitty agreed.
"Curses, I can't do anything with this belt… I need a plan to have them take it off… Maybe those acting lessons will pay off." Bane plotted while laughing occasionally.
"Remember that part where Batman and Rob-" Unikitty started to say before noticing that Bane was fake crying.
"Oh, sob! Oh, cry!" he said before peeking out through his fingers to see if they noticed, "You have no idea what it's like to be evil for so long. Oh, how I wish to be… good. If only someone could show me the path to decency."
The siblings gave a knowing gasp before Unikitty offers, "We can teach you how to be good. And then we'll let you go."
"Oh, that would be fantastic! I can fake my way through this just like I did in high school." Bane said to himself while chuckling evilly.
Later, Bane was sitting at a school desk with the siblings facing him, "OK, Bane. Are you ready for your first day of goodness school?" Unikitty asked. Bane simply put an apple on his desk, "Perfect. Now, goodness lesson #1. You see someone drop their wallet." Unikitty says as Puppycorn takes out his wallet. "Drop the wallet, little bro." Unikitty whispers to him before he does so. "Now, what do you do?"
Bane picks up the wallet and hands it to Puppycorn while saying, "Excuse me sir, but I do believe you dropped this wallet."
"That's not mine." Puppycorn said.
"What? But I saw you drop it. Here."
"Nope, it's not mine."
"It is yours. I am trying to be good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who?"
Bane facepalmed before taking out Puppycorn's ID from the wallet and showing it to him, "Aren't you, prince Puppycorn?"
"Yep."
"And this is your ID."
"Yep."
"I found this ID in this wallet. So, if that's the case this must be your wallet." Bane explained while putting the ID back in the wallet and handing it back to Puppycorn.
"That makes sense to me."
"Then take it."
"It's not my wallet."
"Argh! You better take the wallet or I'll break your back!" Bane shouted before Unikitty activated the tickle belt with a remote.
"Ah! Wrong. Good people don't break other people's backs." she told him as he laughed on the floor.
Later, Puppycorn was straining to carry a heavy box while Unikitty observed, "OK, goodness lesson #2. You see someone struggling with a heavy package. What do you do?" she asked as her brother stopped in front of Bane.
"Hello, friend. I see you're having trouble with that package. Would you like some hel- Ow!" Bane said before Puppycorn dropped the box on his foot.
"Oops. Sorry, can I start over?" Puppycorn asked as he lifted the box back up.
"I just wanted to see if- Ow!" the package was dropped on Bane's foot yet again
"Sorry." Puppycorn lifted the box again.
"I- Ow! You stupid, dimwitted mutt! What's in that box anyhow!" Bane asked after the package was dropped yet again.
"My wallets." Puppycorn said flatly before Bane yelled and grabbed him by the horn, putting him in a back-breaking position. "Unikitty! Tickle him!" he said before Bane started slamming him on the floor repeatedly instead of breaking his back. Unikitty activated the belt and Bane stopped and laughed. Puppycorn had a dazed look on his face as he was covered in bruises. Bane suddenly found the situation with the box funny as he started to slam Puppycorn again while laughing.
Puppycorn was now in a wheelchair and covered in casts and bandages. "OK, goodness lesson #3. Um…let's see…" Unikitty thought before Puppycorn grabbed the remote out her hand.
"I got one. I'm thinking of a number between one and one hundred. What is it?" he asked.
"Uh… sixty-two?" Bane guessed.
"Wrong!" Puppycorn said before pressing the button and activating the belt.
"Puppycorn, that has nothing to do with him being good!" Unikitty said while trying the grab the remote.
"Let go of it, sis!"
"We're only supposed to use it if he's bad, little bro!"
"Let go!"
"No, you let go!"
Let… Go!" they both said while pulling on the remote, causing the remote to break and belt to go haywire.
Bane laughed uncontrollably as he was unable to stop the tickling, "OK! Enough! Make it stop… please!" he pleaded.
"Did you hear that, little bro? He said the 'P' word." Unikitty said.
"Peanuts?" Puppycorn guessed.
"No. 'Please'."
"Seems alright to me. I'd say he's officially reconstituted."
"Rehabilitated."
"I said that."
"It's graduation day, Bane. This is the key to your future." Unikitty said before taking the key and unlocking the belt, causing Bane to stop laughing. "Just look at him, little bro. The picture of goodness." Bane flexed before going over to the wall of gadgets while chuckling evilly. "Uh, we're not supposed to touch those, sir." Unikitty told him as he took a gauntlet and power battery before attaching them together. "We're really not supposed to touch those, sir." Unikitty said again as Bane readied the weapon and pointed it at the siblings, the energy building up in the palm. "Good people have no use for weapons that-" Unikitty started to say before she and Puppycorn were blasted by the weapon, causing them to scream in pain with their skeletons being visible.
"The only thing I'm good at is being evil. So long suckers!" Bane said before running out of the Batcave.
The siblings now lay as a pile of ashes with eyes, "Do you smell that, sis?" Puppycorn asked.
"That, little bro, is the smell of defeat." Unikitty said.
"Oh, I thought it was my skin."
"Forget about your skin, little bro. Bane is still bad, and we have to stop him. This is job for Batkitty!"
"And Robincorn!" The siblings made their way to a costume change pod and changed into their Batman and Robin personas. They hopped into the Batmobile and drove off into the city.
They found Bane in an alleyway looking over to the National Bank of Gotham City. "Hold it right there, Bane!" Unikitty said as she spoke in her Batkitty voice.
"Oh, if it isn't my goodness teachers. I have no use for your pitiful lessons. Once bad, always bad. And there's nothing you can do to stop me." Bane told them.
"Don't count on it, Bane. We still have the Screech of Confusion, take this!" Unikitty said as Puppycorn held up the device. Unikitty activated it and both siblings fell victim to it's effects.
"Well, as I was." Bane said before going into the bank, "Alright, everyone stay where you are!" he said while brandishing his weapon, "I want you to-" he started to say before he started laughing. The citizens in the bank went from scared to laughing when this happened, "No! Stop giggling! Or I'll-" he laughed again, which caused more laughter from the citizens, "Stop laughing! You fools!"
He then made his way to a woman at the teller stand, "How can I help you today, sir?" she asked.
"I'll tell you what you can do! Give me all your… Give me… Give me!" Bane tried to say something, but was being cut off by his own laughter, "It's gone. The belt is gone, but I can still feel it's tickle. The urge to do bad, it's gone. …I'd like to open up a checking account."
Back in the alleyway, Bane turned off the Screech of Confusion, "Bane!" Unikitty cried out in alarm.
"No need to fear, princess. Your teachings have changed me. I am now fully on the side of good. Besides, I have checks with little poodles on them." Bane said while holding up his new checkbook. He then handed Unikitty the machine that gave him his muscles, causing him to go skinny, "I won't be needing this anymore. Farewell, my friend." he said before walking away.
"Bye Bane! Wow, we did it! Just like the real Batman and Robin. We saved the day! Isn't it incredible, little bro?" Unikitty asked. Puppycorn was still feeling the effects of the device, "Puppycorn? Woohoo, Puppycorn."