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The Legend of Mithos: The Linkite Ocarina of Time
--Inside The Great Marble Tree—
Yuan started to hit Kratos and yelled, "HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!—
"WHAT!" Kratos screamed.
"You need to jump through that gigantic spider web and crack your skull open after the long fall because that's what would happen in real life."
"HUH?"
"Err…I mean…you need to jump through that gigantic spider web and conveniently land in some water after the long fall even though that would NEVER happen in real life." Yuan explained again.
"Okay!" Kratos proceeded in jumping through the gigantic spider web. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" He screamed as he fell.
Then Kratos landed conveniently in some water.
"Wow Yuan, you were right! I landed conveniently in the water though that would NEVER happen in real life!" Kratos exclaimed.
"Well, OF COURSE I was right." Yuan bragged.
"…I have a feeling we forgot something…"
"OMG I completely forgot about the slingshot! Now you ONLY have to climb all the way back up…"
Kratos groaned and started to climb back up, while all Yuan had to do was fly.
"Now you have to go through that door." Yuan said as he…pointed, somehow to a door.
Kratos opened the door and then screamed. "AH! What the heck is that thing!"
"It's a Deku Scrub." Yuan explained dryly.
"Um…right." Kratos slashed at the odd creature.
"Ouch!" It yelled. It said something else, but Kratos wasn't paying any attention. Then it died.
"Kratos, now you need to go through THAT door."
Kratos opened the door and walked inside.
"Now you need to—
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?" Kratos screamed as he walked over to the treasure chest and opened it up.
DA NA NA NA!
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