The Legend of Mithos...
"Hm...it's quiet...Too quiet." Yuan whispered suspiciously.
"You know that line is really cliched." Kratos shot back.
"Shut up."
The two heard noises on the ceiling. Kratos looked around, but he didn't find anything. "Hmm..." More noises were heard. Kratos looked up.
"AAAAAAAHHH!" He screamed. A gigantic and disgusting spider jumped down from the ceiling.
"Queen Ghoma!" Yuan exclaimed. "The colossal spider that's been killing the Great Marble Tree!"
"Well duh. Thanks Captain Obvious." Kratos said sarcastically.
Yuan coughed and said, "WHAT ABOUT QUEEN GHOMA!"
"Oh, yeah." Kratos said calmly. "AHHHHHHHH!"
Then the scary music started to play.
Text: QUEEN GHOMA, PARASITIC ARMORED ARACHNID.
"Shoot the eye! Shoot the eye!" Yuan screamed while doing nothing.
Kratos, who was whimpering at the moment, shot Ghoma's eye with his slingshot.
Ghoma screeched loudly as her eye turned red.
"Slash at it! Slash at it!" Yuan shouted from the sidelines.
Kratos, without any aim, repeatedly slashed air, but hit Ghomas eye once or twice.
The mutated spider screeched as it's eye turned to it's "normal" color.
Kratos ran away screaming. "AAAAHHH!"
The spider climbed onto the ceiling and screeched again. Kratos began to fire marbles at it. (ha..haha..) The colossal arachnid fell to the ground and started twitching, the eye turning red again.
Kratos slashed again and Queen Ghoma...decomposed.
DA DA DA DAAA DA DAAAAAAA!
R&R!