Disclaimer: I don't own The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time or Tales of Symphonia or any of the characters.
"Yay!" Yuan shouted.
"LOOK! SHINY!" Kratos exclaimed as he pointed to somthing.
DO DO DO DO DO DA!
TEXT: You got a Heart Container! Now you won't die so easily!
"EXCUSE ME?"
"IGNORE THE NEXT!" Yuan screamed.
"...I see the liiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"
"WELL STEP INTO IT!" Yuan told Kratos loudly.
"Mmkay." Kratos agreed as he stepped into the circle glowy thingy...
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
"Why are we in front of this dumb tree again?" Kratos asked as they appeared out of thin air.
"Because we defeated the hideous spider!" Yuan claimed.
"WE!" You didn't do anything.!"
"Oh yeah..."
Then the Great Marble Tree began to talk..."BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH REGAL BLAH EVIL SPELL BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M GONNA DIE BLAH BLAH BLAH." And then the Great Marble Tree died.
"Finally!" Kratos said in relief. "Wait...hey!"
"That stupid old tree didn't give us the Kokiri Emerald!" Yuan realized.
"And she didn't say anything about my amazing courage!" Kratos complained. "I feel gypped."
"Yeah!"
"We should sue!"
"...Nah...let's look for it."
Kratos sighed and agreed. "Fine..."
Yuan flew around behind the tree. "I found it!" He called.
DAAAA NAA NA NA NA! DA NA NAAAAAAA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Text: You got the Kokiri Emerald blah blah blah.
"Yaaaaaaaaay!" Kratos said joyfully.
"Let's go find the princess--err, I mean prince of destiny!" Yuan said.
"Who's that?" Kratos asked.
Yuan sighed and said. "Uh...nevermind..."
--Kokiri Forest--
"In your FACE losers!" Kratos screamed to everyone within earshot. "We-- I mean I, got the Kokiri Emerald! And the dumb tree died!"
"Yay!" Everybody cheered.
"Let's go.." Yuan said.
"Wait, Kratos!" Martel, one of Kratos' only friends exclaimed. She had green hair. Wonder who this is...
"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT?" Kratos asked rudely.
"Um...take this crappy panpipe!" She said as she threw something at Kratos that hit his head.
"OW!" He shouted. WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
"I dunno..."
Then Kratos ran across the bridge leading to Hyrule Field. Martel began to cry on cue.
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