Disclaimer: I don't own The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Tales of Symphonia, Mario, or any of the characters.
I'm sorry for any typos. In the last chapter I spelled "text" "next". Whoops. My bad.
--Hyrule Field--
"Finally!" Kratos exclaimed.
A large and weird owl came flying up to him. "Hoot!" It said. "You can call me Hoot! Yaaaay!" (1)
"What the heck...?" Yuan asked.
"HOOT! I will just tell you stupid and pointless stuff. You might as well ignore me because I suck HOOT!"
"Mmkay." Kratos said. "See ya..."
"Wait!" Yuan cried. "Don't LEAVE me here!" He then flew after Kratos.
"CURSES!" The Hoot yelled and then swore. He flew away disappointedly.
"..." Kratos said nothing.
"We're lost..." Yuan said sadly.
'THANKS FOR BEING NEGATIVE! GO AHEAD! BE A PESSIMEIST! MAKE ME MISERABLE!" Kratos screamed sarcastically. "I'm sure---
Then the sun set, and a wolf was heard howling in the distance. The drawbridge to Hyrule Castle went up, and zombies came out of the ground.
"----." Kratos swore.
The zombies made odd noises and chased after the two.
"AHHH! HELP!" Yuan scremed.
"Heck no! I'm running for my life!" Kratos called as he began running away.
"OKAY!" Yuan shouted as he flew after him. (This happens a lot, doesn't it?)
A few insert plural time measurement later, the sun rose,
"Well that was a colossal waste of time." Kratos said negatively.
"Atleast the zombies are gone..." Yuan tried to bring some light to their situation.
--Hyrule Market-- (insert catchy music)
Look!" A girl...or maybe it was a boy...exclaimed. " A fairy boy! Hi fairy boy!"
"Huh?" Kratos said.
"Hi!My name's Zelos! You have weird clothes."
"Well sorry." Kratos apologized sarcastically.
"Are you a fairy boy from the forest?" Zelos asked.
"Mayyyyyyyybe..."
"Yay! Fairy boy, will you find Mario for me?"
"Uh--
"Thanks! Byyye!" Zelos said as he/she ran away.
"...What just happened?" Kratos asked Yuan.
"Um...I think you just agreed to find somebody." Yuan guessed.
"Oh well, I'm going to find the princess, err--prince." Kratos told his fairy.
"Yeah, okay." Yuan agreed. "Let's sneek through the courtyard."
"Whatever." Kratos said as he rushed down the path to the castle.
--Courtyard--
A guard blew his whistle loudly in Kratos' face. "GET OUTTA HERE!" He screamed.
"B-but..." Kratos stammered. "The fate of the world depends on me!"
"Yeah, whatever kid. Just get outta here."
Kratos walked far enough away so the guard couldn't see him.
"I said SNEAK THROUGH the courtyard." Yuan hissed.
"Okay..."
--Insert funny music-- Da da, da da, da da! Da da! Da da! Da da, da da, da da! Da da, da da da da da da da da da da...(repeat)...
Kratos snuck behind and over and around the hedges to get past all the gaurds. I don't remember exactly so too bad for you.
--Princess', err--Prince's Courtyard--
"Hiiiii!" Kratos greeted.
"Hi! Are you the fairy boy from the forest?"
"Stop calling me that!"
"Sorry."
"What are you doing?"
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